What's the last thing you got in trouble for?(MPR tells it all)

[Rozetta5tone]

Nigga I’m grown. Da fuck is getting in trouble?

 

[Trollio]

Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

Watch out mpr,this nigga will actually show you how to suck his dick the way he like it

Nh

 

[Lurkristocrat]

Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

Watch out mpr,this nigga will actually show you how to suck his dick the way he like it

Nh

Lmaoooo wtf

 

[Beta]

Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

Watch out mpr,this nigga will actually show you how to suck his dick the way he like it

Nh

Ay bruh I know what you mean but this sound gay as fuck for YOU lmao

 

[HafBayked]

Nah..he's gotten better.

We don't really see each other a lot. Not for any particular reason. We just don't.

We've talked about it. He just doesn't have a high sex drive like me. That's all. It does get frustrating but I don't cheat or anything. He's a good man.

I'm late but you can damn near scratch everything I said lmao

Y'all don't see each other a lot???

Meaning y'all don't live together??

If he don't see that ass every day I can't make up a good excuse for him to not be on it when he does

That's crazy

So now we gotta debate whether he's got a side piece, a drug problem, or he's gay

Wait, you did say he's got a X Box........smh

 

[Max.]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaXsF1QHVMJ/

 

[Trollio]

Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

Watch out mpr,this nigga will actually show you how to suck his dick the way he like it

Nh

Ay bruh I know what you mean but this sound gay as fuck for YOU lmao

A million no homos but that nigga gay

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

Watch out mpr,this nigga will actually show you how to suck his dick the way he like it

Nh

I'm pretty sure that he'll show me J. Cashmere or Kitten some shit.

As long as I don't have have to throw up, I'm straight lol

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Nah..he's gotten better.

We don't really see each other a lot. Not for any particular reason. We just don't.

We've talked about it. He just doesn't have a high sex drive like me. That's all. It does get frustrating but I don't cheat or anything. He's a good man.

I'm late but you can damn near scratch everything I said lmao

Y'all don't see each other a lot???

Meaning y'all don't live together??

If he don't see that ass every day I can't make up a good excuse for him to not be on it when he does

That's crazy

So now we gotta debate whether he's got a side piece, a drug problem, or he's gay



Wait, you did say he's got a X Box........smh

Oh..we got into a heated argument because I called him gay.

No side chic is going to put up with the lack of sex.

I just had to realize that he's a gamer.

He's 29 and just had his first kid.

He had been single for 5 years before I came around.

 

[nex gin]

Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some dick??

because we gotta be available w/ the dick at aaalll times mane

2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

Actually..that's the time when the KIDS are sleep and WE need to be fuckin.

At 2 am, I'm probably smoking kuz I need to be put to sleep.

well you sound like you dont have a problem going to interrupt game time

just dont make it a chore like you mad lol

fuck around and buy a nigga some VC for tomorrow night I bet he wear that ass out twice lmao

My dude will play the game instead of having sex. I'm not even joking.

But I'm not super clingy. People need hobbies and space. I give him that.

If he would put me to sleep...he could play the game however long he wanted.

I can only think of a couple of reasons why a man would choose a video game over sex and none of those reasons are good. As much as I like my game the controller gets dropped asap when my gal gets w/in fucking distance....lol.

 

[2stepz_ahead]

Nah..he's gotten better.

We don't really see each other a lot. Not for any particular reason. We just don't.

We've talked about it. He just doesn't have a high sex drive like me. That's all. It does get frustrating but I don't cheat or anything. He's a good man.

I'm late but you can damn near scratch everything I said lmao

Y'all don't see each other a lot???

Meaning y'all don't live together??

If he don't see that ass every day I can't make up a good excuse for him to not be on it when he does

That's crazy

So now we gotta debate whether he's got a side piece, a drug problem, or he's gay



Wait, you did say he's got a X Box........smh

Oh..we got into a heated argument because I called him gay.

No side chic is going to put up with the lack of sex.

I just had to realize that he's a gamer.

He's 29 and just had his first kid.

He had been single for 5 years before I came around.

you know...i had a girl i was with....she was always ready for sex. like she was ready..ready.

i was young in the game and new to stroking.....but she was boring. wet but boring.

one of them chicks that you touch her tit an she screaming like she got a horse leg in her ass.

so i say that to say....could it be you?

maybe you not doing it for him at the moment.

maybe homie going thru something an got shit on his mind an the game is his escape until he deals with it.

calling him gay...aint gonna help

and a side chick can take the best of his time an he could be home wore out.

maybe he dont like your aggression. niggas like to hunt an take what they want. at least i do.

maybe talking to him naked and rubbing yourself...and asking him is everything ok.

his reaction to that will tell you everything.

no fee needed.....handle your business

 

[Trollio]

Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

Watch out mpr,this nigga will actually show you how to suck his dick the way he like it

Nh

I'm pretty sure that he'll show me J. Cashmere or Kitten some shit.

As long as I don't have have to throw up, I'm straight lol

You dont get it..the dude give his self head every wednesday night.

He admitted he swallowed his own jizz

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Nah..he's gotten better.

We don't really see each other a lot. Not for any particular reason. We just don't.

We've talked about it. He just doesn't have a high sex drive like me. That's all. It does get frustrating but I don't cheat or anything. He's a good man.

I'm late but you can damn near scratch everything I said lmao

Y'all don't see each other a lot???

Meaning y'all don't live together??

If he don't see that ass every day I can't make up a good excuse for him to not be on it when he does

That's crazy

So now we gotta debate whether he's got a side piece, a drug problem, or he's gay



Wait, you did say he's got a X Box........smh

Oh..we got into a heated argument because I called him gay.

No side chic is going to put up with the lack of sex.

I just had to realize that he's a gamer.

He's 29 and just had his first kid.

He had been single for 5 years before I came around.

you know...i had a girl i was with....she was always ready for sex. like she was ready..ready.

i was young in the game and new to stroking.....but she was boring. wet but boring.

one of them chicks that you touch her tit an she screaming like she got a horse leg in her ass.

so i say that to say....could it be you?

maybe you not doing it for him at the moment.

maybe homie going thru something an got shit on his mind an the game is his escape until he deals with it.

calling him gay...aint gonna help

and a side chick can take the best of his time an he could be home wore out.

maybe he dont like your aggression. niggas like to hunt an take what they want. at least i do.

maybe talking to him naked and rubbing yourself...and asking him is everything ok.

his reaction to that will tell you everything.

no fee needed.....handle your business

I'll go on a limb to say that I'm not boring.

I think that the only thing that I'm guilty of is wanting it too much.

The type of girl you're talking about likes to get fucked, but doesn't know how to fuck anyone else.

I'm a pleaser.

However, I see your point.

We both were going through things and I honestly wanted sex to relieve the stress..he played the game.

In all honesty though, he's just not as sexual as I am.

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

Watch out mpr,this nigga will actually show you how to suck his dick the way he like it

Nh

I'm pretty sure that he'll show me J. Cashmere or Kitten some shit.

As long as I don't have have to throw up, I'm straight lol

You dont get it..the dude give his self head every wednesday night.

He admitted he swallowed his own jizz

This is why I had to leave yall alone.

How could you bring yourself to admit something like THAT on the IC of ALL places...

 

[Chi Snow]

MPR was wildin out I see

 

[Will Munny]

AN easier question for me would be what’s the last thing I got away with

 

[Preach2Teach]

Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

Watch out mpr,this nigga will actually show you how to suck his dick the way he like it

Nh

I'm pretty sure that he'll show me J. Cashmere or Kitten some shit.

As long as I don't have have to throw up, I'm straight lol

You dont get it..the dude give his self head every wednesday night.

He admitted he swallowed his own jizz

I did no such thing troll, I said I sucked my own dick (which was a lie) I said nothing about swallowing my own sex piss, keep me out of these wild fantasies unless you are female? you sure type like a female inbox me slut.

 

[Splackavelli]

My oldest son told me that I'm not allowed around his friends anymore because 'they like me'.

I told him that they like me because I have snacks. He doesn't believe me.

uh oh you're a milf! "stacy's mom has got it going on!"

 

[englishdude]

Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

Watch out mpr,this nigga will actually show you how to suck his dick the way he like it

Nh

I'm pretty sure that he'll show me J. Cashmere or Kitten some shit.

As long as I don't have have to throw up, I'm straight lol

You dont get it..the dude give his self head every wednesday night.

He admitted he swallowed his own jizz

I did no such thing troll, I said I sucked my own dick (which was a lie) I said nothing about swallowing my own sex piss, keep me out of these wild fantasies unless you are female? you sure type like a female inbox me slut.

faggot.

 

[Lurkristocrat]

Should i rename this thread "MPR tells it all"?