What's the last thing you got in trouble for?(MPR tells it all)

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Asked my girl how much she weighs and after her reply I said "sheesh"

I weighed more than my bf for a little bit. I was ashamed at first.

Then I told him to get his weight up ctfu

MPR be walking round her home letting her naked ass swallow her sweatpants whole, and then wonder why her son feel some type of way.

Ass crack eating half of her shorts and she got the nerve to ask "why that boy like staying the night so much?"

Gon fuck around wake up to some lil shit pullin pud over her as she sleeps.

You aint sliiiiiick put some draws on!

Not even close.

I still have some weight to lose, so I all I wear is leggings and oversized shirts or dresses.

 

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[MoneyPowerRespect]

Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some dick??

 

[2stepz_ahead]

Te extrano amorcito

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[MoneyPowerRespect]

Asked my girl how much she weighs and after her reply I said "sheesh"

I weighed more than my bf for a little bit. I was ashamed at first.

Then I told him to get his weight up ctfu

MPR be walking round her home letting her naked ass swallow her sweatpants whole, and then wonder why her son feel some type of way.

Ass crack eating half of her shorts and she got the nerve to ask "why that boy like staying the night so much?"

Gon fuck around wake up to some lil shit pullin pud over her as she sleeps.

You aint sliiiiiick put some draws on!

Not even close.

I still have some weight to lose, so I all I wear is leggings and oversized shirts or dresses.

Prove it.

I had another baby, dude.

I'm a solid 153 lbs and I'm only 5'5".

 

[blakfyahking]

Asked my girl how much she weighs and after her reply I said "sheesh"

I weighed more than my bf for a little bit. I was ashamed at first.

Then I told him to get his weight up ctfu

MPR be walking round her home letting her naked ass swallow her sweatpants whole, and then wonder why her son feel some type of way.

Ass crack eating half of her shorts and she got the nerve to ask "why that boy like staying the night so much?"

Gon fuck around wake up to some lil shit pullin pud over her as she sleeps.

You aint sliiiiiick put some draws on!

Not even close.

I still have some weight to lose, so I all I wear is leggings and oversized shirts or dresses.

Prove it.

I had another baby, dude.

I'm a solid 153 lbs and I'm only 5'5".

yeah them proportions sound like they would work nicely

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Asked my girl how much she weighs and after her reply I said "sheesh"

I weighed more than my bf for a little bit. I was ashamed at first.

Then I told him to get his weight up ctfu

MPR be walking round her home letting her naked ass swallow her sweatpants whole, and then wonder why her son feel some type of way.

Ass crack eating half of her shorts and she got the nerve to ask "why that boy like staying the night so much?"

Gon fuck around wake up to some lil shit pullin pud over her as she sleeps.

You aint sliiiiiick put some draws on!

Not even close.

I still have some weight to lose, so I all I wear is leggings and oversized shirts or dresses.

Prove it.

I had another baby, dude.

I'm a solid 153 lbs and I'm only 5'5".

yeah them proportions sound like they would work nicely

Ehh...I guess.

All I know is that I loved my size pre-pregnancy and I'm working to get it back

 

[HafBayked]

Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some dick??

because we gotta be available w/ the dick at aaalll times mane

2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

 

[LordZuko]

You asking as a kid?

Fuck kinda grown person 'gets in trouble'???

u must be single

Can't no grown man be in trouble with no bitch.

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some dick??

because we gotta be available w/ the dick at aaalll times mane

2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

Actually..that's the time when the KIDS are sleep and WE need to be fuckin.

At 2 am, I'm probably smoking kuz I need to be put to sleep.

 

[HafBayked]

Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some dick??

because we gotta be available w/ the dick at aaalll times mane

2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

Actually..that's the time when the KIDS are sleep and WE need to be fuckin.

At 2 am, I'm probably smoking kuz I need to be put to sleep.

well you sound like you dont have a problem going to interrupt game time

just dont make it a chore like you mad lol

fuck around and buy a nigga some VC for tomorrow night I bet he wear that ass out twice lmao

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some dick??

because we gotta be available w/ the dick at aaalll times mane

2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

Actually..that's the time when the KIDS are sleep and WE need to be fuckin.

At 2 am, I'm probably smoking kuz I need to be put to sleep.

well you sound like you dont have a problem going to interrupt game time

just dont make it a chore like you mad lol

fuck around and buy a nigga some VC for tomorrow night I bet he wear that ass out twice lmao

My dude will play the game instead of having sex. I'm not even joking.

But I'm not super clingy. People need hobbies and space. I give him that.

If he would put me to sleep...he could play the game however long he wanted.

 

[Trollio]

Context clues

Julio aint ringing that bell

 

[HafBayked]

Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some dick??

because we gotta be available w/ the dick at aaalll times mane

2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

Actually..that's the time when the KIDS are sleep and WE need to be fuckin.

At 2 am, I'm probably smoking kuz I need to be put to sleep.

well you sound like you dont have a problem going to interrupt game time

just dont make it a chore like you mad lol

fuck around and buy a nigga some VC for tomorrow night I bet he wear that ass out twice lmao

My dude will play the game instead of having sex. I'm not even joking.

But I'm not super clingy. People need hobbies and space. I give him that.

If he would put me to sleep...he could play the game however long he wanted.

he's not choosing a game over sex with you, trust me

but just like you said, people need hobbies/space

Idk ya'lls situation but if all his other time is spent working, caring for kids, helping around the house, etc....

he may just want there to be a certain time he can reserve as his own, that nobody else can dictate or tell him what to do with

we go thru the same shit and I promise thats all its about

light up one time and go chill and watch (I know yall hate that shit but I said one time lol) maybe wear sumn hot but not obvious....get some convo about his interests going, laugh, yadda yadda, then shoot your shot....he'll put that controller down

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some dick??

because we gotta be available w/ the dick at aaalll times mane

2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

Actually..that's the time when the KIDS are sleep and WE need to be fuckin.

At 2 am, I'm probably smoking kuz I need to be put to sleep.

well you sound like you dont have a problem going to interrupt game time

just dont make it a chore like you mad lol

fuck around and buy a nigga some VC for tomorrow night I bet he wear that ass out twice lmao

My dude will play the game instead of having sex. I'm not even joking.

But I'm not super clingy. People need hobbies and space. I give him that.

If he would put me to sleep...he could play the game however long he wanted.

he's not choosing a game over sex with you, trust me

but just like you said, people need hobbies/space

Idk ya'lls situation but if all his other time is spent working, caring for kids, helping around the house, etc....

he may just want there to be a certain time he can reserve as his own, that nobody else can dictate or tell him what to do with

we go thru the same shit and I promise thats all its about

light up one time and go chill and watch (I know yall hate that shit but I said one time lol) maybe wear sumn hot but not obvious....get some convo about his interests going, laugh, yadda yadda, then shoot your shot....he'll put that controller down

Negative on all counts.

The man legit plays the game and goes to work.

Fuck all that...

I suck dick and I'm expecting a 69 at MINIMUM twice a week.

But I do wear stuff like that tho.

Still....

I need some reciprocity.

 

[AZTG]

Sounds like your man just not interested.

@HafBayked trying to give you and your dude all sorts of outs but you shooting it all down and leaving the only posibility that dude is tired of you.

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Sounds like your man just not interested.

@HafBayked trying to give you and your dude all sorts of outs but you not shooting it all down and leaving the only posibility that dude is tired of you.

Does this mean that I get to have a side nigga???

 

[AZTG]

Sounds like your man just not interested.

@HafBayked trying to give you and your dude all sorts of outs but you not shooting it all down and leaving the only posibility that dude is tired of you.

Does this mean that I get to have a side nigga???

Nah. Things go in cycles. Hopefully dude will be interested again after he goes through this phase.

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Nah..he's gotten better.

We don't really see each other a lot. Not for any particular reason. We just don't.

We've talked about it. He just doesn't have a high sex drive like me. That's all. It does get frustrating but I don't cheat or anything. He's a good man.

 

[Preach2Teach]

Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.