What you wont do for your man, another chick is dying to

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your girl stressing you out nagging and shit....few minutes later your jumpoff hit you with a text like

"hey...what you doing..i wanna see you.."

thats the GOAT
 
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Jumpoffs can also be credited with starting off a "pussy wave".

This is when you've hit a personal drought, smashville the jumpie and BAM.... New pussy can smell your mojo.
 
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*Puts Hand to the Sky*

My nigga is telling the Truth.....other chicks are Lurking..waiting for that Bitch to fuck up
 
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Wifey--Holds her pussy hostage and uses it to negotiate

Jumpoff--Will send you nudes during the middle of the day just cuz she's bored
 
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nigga real shit i be waitin for that text like baby ima hit the gym ill be back...
 
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jumpoff will do anything to feel appreciated. get me some food and have it ready by the time i get there

oh and be butt nekkid. GOAT
 
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ladies need to know what kinda man they got.

if you dating a nigga that bitches want...you better keep that nigga satisfied, straight up.

wifey is like your favorite restaraunt: sure, you like it the best...but if they closed for repairs..you still gonna eat. somewhere
 
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American Loo VII 3D;1002580 said:
your girl stressing you out nagging and shit....few minutes later your jumpoff hit you with a text like

"hey...what you doing..i wanna see you.."

thats the GOAT

But dont let that shit happen in front of ur girl. Thats when she hit u with the "so who is that? Is it another bitch?" which starts a whole other argument & shit. But they dont realize it just makes u wanna see the side pussy even more.
 
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A good jumpoffs house is the shit!

You get there, she ALREADY halfway naked.

I had one that would almost always answer the door in a robe and have drinks...ultimate getaway spot.

And we never had anything to argue about...sometimes i'd go there just to watch tv.
 
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American Loo VII 3D;1002590 said:
Wifey--Holds her pussy hostage and uses it to negotiate

Jumpoff--Will send you nudes during the middle of the day just cuz she's bored

and it is that much sweeter when she sends you some nudes and you did not ask for them owwwwwwwwwww.
 
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Jumpoffs are GOAT

Had a Chick fix me Steak and Potatoes 2:00 in the morning when I went over her house. Had the Kids sleep and was there to be a Slave to a nigga.
 
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