What was Your Last Facebook Status?

[Max.]

LMS if u hate fake people

Jk

 

[damobb2deep]

"*in my 2 chainz voice* addicted 2 codeine!!!"

 

[p-tavern]

For all u single mothers out there look how comfortable im sittin wit my niece I could play step dad for the rite price, U pay me $200 a week outta ya WIC check 5% interest included half of ya foodstamps nd a DVD of Im gon get u Sucka nd I'll spend time wit ya kid

This made no sense and just shows how little Jeff knows about those actually struggling.

 

[SixSickSins]

Thanks to some encouragement from __________, I finally got my industrial piercing! I'm thrilled & I love it. Woohoo! *pic*

^^Mine.

 

[BabyBugatti]

'You wish you worked at Subway.'

 

[BabyBugatti]

look at that elbow lower arm fat:tu

 

[SlickestR]

a picture of rihanna.

Post pic or STFU and GTFO

i couldn't find the sexier one... but this is close to the one i had on my status.

 

[Loo.Loo]

basically you wanted ppl to look at your tits.

thats wassup

 

[SixSickSins]

pic or gtfo

 

[caddo man]

Last update!

Happy b-day to my little nephew! I hope you got that game I sent!

 

[BabyBugatti]

basically you wanted ppl to look at your tits.

thats wassup

what i was pointing at said 'subway' -_-

 

[blackrain]

"Somebody needs to tell DJ Clue and Funk Master Flex this ain't 1997 no more...the bomb dropping and yelling your name out on a track has always been annoying but in the internet age, an "exclusive" song is non existent..." haven't changed it from that since April 5th...I forget to even put a status up at times

 

[Mood Indigo]

RIP Whitney Houston.

 

[taeboo]

I can't remember, it's been do long since I actually posted one. I think I put a video up.

 

[king hassan]

Shut FB down 2 years ago, and my last post was in 09

 

[Westie]

Feeling like starting some trouble today. I have tamed my inner bad girl but she wants to come out and play!

 

[GodSpeed215]

Something generic Im sure, I still got old family members and over the top religious people who follow my FB, its become more of answering service at this point.

Twitter my bitch now

 

[bgoat]

Friday at work...

I got to go!!! Dude wants to take a sh1t in the stall next to me. I can barely tolerate my own funk. I'm outty 5000!!

 

[In Your Moms Room]

About to go fuck up that Mcdonald's dollar menu.

 

[BlackAX410]

For all u single mothers out there look how comfortable im sittin wit my niece I could play step dad for the rite price, U pay me $200 a week outta ya WIC check 5% interest included half of ya foodstamps nd a DVD of Im gon get u Sucka nd I'll spend time wit ya kid

This made no sense and just shows how little Jeff knows about those actually struggling.

it also shows how i wasnt serious wit dis status FOH wit dat logic shit i already got bombarded wit scorn bitter women last night