What was Your Last Facebook Status?

[Bully_Pulpit]

the giants won the superbowwwwllllll

 

[FucktheIC]

Don't be scary, what did you last post on fb?

Instagram sold for 1 billion. I'm losing outchea.

 

[Will Munny]

LMAAAAAOOOOOOO all these dumb white girls I know are saying stuff and then saying #YOLO afterwards on FB commenting on this status. SO I commented on it "shit in your pants. #YOLO" hahahhahahahaa dudes got angry

 

[Purr]

does herpes complex 2 itch?

 

[Copper]

11 days. Atl

regrettable post?

 

[In Your Moms Room]

Just got back from the mall. Grabbed some Jordans.

 

[StoneColdMikey]

Follow me on twitter @mikeydagawd and ima follow yall back!

 

[ChromaStoned]

youre a cum filled gutter slut with more openings than 7/11-status shuffle

 

[mdcu16]

Curls curls curls *pic*

 

[twentyfivelighters]

You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

 

[LUClEN]

Delores Tucker > Tupac

 

[CoolJoe]

Private behavior is a relic of a time gone by.

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

You give a man a gun he can rob a bank, but if you give a man a bank he can rob the world.

 

[mdcu16]

I know this creep did not just take one of my fb photos, edit it and post it on my wall...... Blocked

 

[MorganFreemanKing]

"Yall can bury me face down with an open casket. The whole world can kiss mine."

 

[Max.]

Why do yall keep liking pics of drake memes with relationship advice on them?

 

[VIBE]

Love the Santa Monica Pier, hate LA & it's traffic.

 

[Black Boy King]

"My ambition runs deeper than the ocean."

Only 1 like doe

 

[Trockm]

Don't fuck with Facebook

 

[T. Sanford]

whats the differences between Lebron & a book...............a book has a title & its finishes