What are some things that people say/do that annoy you

[Bodhi]

loud, in-your-face motherfuckers who think they're funny but aren't.

P.S. if you out there telling jokes to people who you work with, please take the time to stop laughing at your own joke and take note of the persons reaction. If they look like they're forcing a laugh or either lookin at you dead ass, then stop it.

 

[Lord Ether]

Well how you doing?

Wendy Williams voice

 

[MrSoutCity]

yolo

 

[s_a_m_r_i_o]

People that don't do what they say and people walking slow across the street.

 

[Joey Greco]

I don't like it when I'm interviewing a perp and he tries to flex on me. My security is the best in Texas. I'll mollywhop that ass.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I hate that Joey Greco hasnt caught me cheating yet so my goons come out of hiding and spray that bitch nigga

 

[Bodhi]

liars, thieves and cheaters

 

[Bodhi]

Men who abuse women physically and verbally/emotionally

Slow drivers and suburus

Overly proud meat eaters who think manliness = eating steak

Extreme Christians, especially on facebook (example of a status: TO GOD BE THE GLORY!!! I FEEL IT ALL UP AND DOWN MY BONES SHOUTING ON THE MOUNTAINTOP!!! #praisinghisname)

Weak handshakes

Grown people that don't know how to spell

Other peoples' kids

 

[Joey Greco]

Bring it, tough guy. Your a cornball.. Don't get popped.

sad little clown..

 

[Lurker6]

Cigg smokers that talk about addicts like they aren't one..

Fat bitches and this "BBW" Shit (And the men who support it, saying shit like they enjoy "BBW" porn, nah brah you like fat girl porn live ya life)

Broke, unsuccessful people that try to drop knowledge and call you arrogant when you laugh in their face and disagree with them. (Bunch of older folk, all the time)

@ShiveDreadz who dat in ur sig

 

[Lurker6]

niggas that are always tellin u how u need to go back to africa and all this black power shit and they never even been to africa.

people that want to lecture you about hard work when they have never worked hard in their life cuz, their parents made sure they didnt have to

 

[VIBE]

1. Liars who can't admit the truth even after you tell them you witnessed them do the act.

2. People who can't do shit for themselves; need advice, co-signs and accompanying for everything.

3. People who ask rhetorical questions but expect them to be answered, then get mad.

4. Complaints about dieting and money, but don't manage either.

5. Laziness, always tired and sleeping.

6. People who don't understand shit, even after you explain it to them a few times.

7. People who complain about one thing then turn around and do the thing they were complaining about.

8. The "only when it's convenient" people.

9. People who blame others for THEM not being able to do this or that.

10. People who pick at your food or eat all of something because you're not touching it. I like taking my time and not gobbling up shit in one minute. I'll leave something like pudding for a week and because I hasn't touched it, it's a secret code for "eat me now since he isn't".

10 things, these drive me crazy. If all happen in one day, I'll make your day go from good to shit.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

nigga, i'll knock you the fuck out then stick my dick in your mommas bootyhole while you sob in the corner like a bitch

 

[goldenja]

^^^

i could care more?

 

[goldenja]

it annoys me when certian people just talk, and talk, and talk, and talk.... a moment of silence can do you wonders.

folks who say they'll do something, and never get to it. (if you weren't gonna do it in the first place, don't bring it up to me)

people who change personalties (excluding being shy) cuz a certian person is around

 

[ATTS]

People who come to a post just to say "inb4"

 

[Joey Greco]

Joker, you seem hostile. Is it because you were cheated on and my show evokes all the pain and heartache that has left you homofied and butthurt.

we have highly trained counselors to help you resolve all of those issues of inadequacy that force you to Lash out and make social interaction with you a potentially volitile experience.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I'm angry cause your mom wants to spread like mustard all over town and have the nerve to act like aint shit happen. Im gonna slit that bitches throat as she is giving me head. the only peace and quiet i get with the bitch.

 

[Already Home_17]

1. people who bring up something that gains your attention, then when you ask questions they say "just forget it. its not important" why the fuck did you bring it up then?

2. women who say "i have more male friends than female friends" and gives some bullshit reasons. whats funny is that the reason why she dont wanna be friends with those females is the same reason those females dont want to be friends with her

3. people who always bitch and moan about their hardships, yet when solutions/opportunities come up they dont take advantage of them

 

[Blank_Sinatra]

Lol @ this dude VIBE's list.

I swear to God he described me to a tee no homo.

I think most of the list cancels eachother out though.