Vick Cancels Oprah Appearance: SMART MAN

[DarcSkies]

What about Jay-Z?

Married to Beyonce

Rihanna got the fuck beat out of her and Oprah wanted to ask him what advice he gave her.

And the muthafukka had to surround himself with rich white men, do a damn benefit concert and pretty much talk about how "he regrets his misogynistic lyrics" before he even got on the damn show.

BUt the bitch wouldnt let Ice Cube on the show to promote his OWN shit.

So once again...fuck that fat skinny bitch.

 

[Anti_matter]

Oprah has been hatin' on black men since The Color Purple and The Women of Brewster Place.

 

[ShencotheMC]

Does anybody know WHY Oprah hates rap music so much? Something has me guessing afrikka bambata and the zulu nation used to run trains on her or something

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

Something crackers NEVER get prosecuted for eventhough they are most likely to engage in illegal dog fighting.

White people get got on that charge all the time. Only difference is they ain't famous. Vick was. And y'all wanna leave that part out.

But Vick was treated unfairly. BECAUSE HE'S BLACK.

How was he treated unfairly?

18 months (in the safest conditions possible because of his celebrity) for illegal disposal of numerous animals, involvement in an illegal dog fighting ring, AND gambling in multiple states?

He got a fair trial and an easy sentence because of his lawyers.

So the man who wrote Richard Pryor's jokes and wrote for years during some of SNL's best years has been a nobody his whole career?

Like I said, y'all never heard of him until Chappelle's show. Now you all on his nuts because he says cracker a lot.

BUllshit...crackers stay storming out his shows.

Proof?

None.

Because NOBODY goes to a Paul Mooney show. LOL

We huh?

Arent you always telling black people they're retarded for bragging about accomplishments of their ancestors that they had nothing to do with?

NOw all the sudden u saying "WE."

Western democracy is an ONGOING exercise.

You been to the pyramids to dust them off lately, Josh?

Nope. You got nothing to do with that.

But I'm here voting in city, state, and federal elections as an educated and involved participant in the great gift the white man gave to the world: freedom.

 

[kevmic]

Does anybody know WHY Oprah hates rap music so much? Something has me guessing afrikka bambata and the zulu nation used to run trains on her or something

She has some deep personal issues with her own sexuality since she was raped when she was a little girl and again as a teenager. She was also like most sexually abused girls and became a slut during her high school and college years. So like most former sluts, whenever they hear men call women bitches and whores it always strike a nerve with them, so she probably have a prejudice towards all rappers.

 

[peagle05]

Proof?

None.

Because NOBODY goes to a Paul Mooney show. LOL
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In his book Black Is the New White, comedy legend Paul Mooney writes the following about breaking into stand-up in 1970, at Ye Little Club, "Joan Rivers's joint in Beverly Hills." Caution -- unrestrained language ahead:

Joan opens the place so she and her comedian friends have a place to try out material. It's small, casual, intimate, a jazz club for jazz people. . . .

My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my mind. It's a weapon that's never been tested. It just blows up and flattens everybody. I start out talking about the funniest shit I know, which is race.

Thank God, Paul Revere was white, because if he was black, they'd have shot his ass. "He done stole that horse, let's kill him! Kill him!" And who do they say sewed the flag, what's her name? Betsy Ross? Now, come on -- they had slaves back then. Betsy Ross was asleep at six. You know some big black mama was up at night sewing that flag! "Honey, oh, Lawd, have mercy, I'm just up so late sewing this flag, I'm seeing stars!" And she's thinking about the stripes on her back, from the whip. So there we get it, the stars and stripes. But as soon as the white men got there, the white lady Betsy Ross jumped up, "See what I did?"

Right away, I notice something. The black people in the audience react to me way differently than the white people. Like in this routine. White people like the killing of the black horse-thief. They like the coon talk of the slave woman.

But the white folks get tight-faced and nervous when I start making fun of the white lady Betsy Ross. I know they like history. White people like going back in time, which is always a problem for me. I can only go back so far. Any farther and my black ass is in chains.

At Ye Little Club, I always drop some history into my act. It's knowledge. There's always a message in my comedy. But it's like a time bomb. The audiences might not get it right away. But they get it later that night, the next day, a week later. Then they understand.

I start to study white audiences. I see their reactions. I get my first walkouts. A lot of white people remind me of scared rabbits. When the wolf comes out, they run. They twitch their little pink noses and haul ass out of there.

When I imitate middle-class white speech, I see a flicker of unease cross the faces of the white people in the audience. Then, when I go into ghetto riff, the smiles return. They're fine as long as I am making fun of the same kind of people they make fun of, chinks and spics and niggers. But as soon as I start talking about them, I can clear a room.

My favorite is Lassie. Is that dog smart. Goddamn that dog is smart. They talk to Lassie like Lassie is a person. "Lassie, hey, Lassie, how's your mom? I love you! Call me in an hour!" I saw one episode, Grandpa has a heart attack? Lassie drove him to the hospital. And made a left turn. I said, Goddamn, Lassie, this is a smart dog. . . .

When I'm up onstage, I'm watching the audience like a hawk. I'm analyzing little tics, tells, and reactions they don't even know they are having. I study them. I have jungle eyes, I don't miss a thing.

I start to get so I can orchestrate my act. Some nights I feel like I'm Quincy Jones, like I'm playing the white audience like an instrument. That line'll make 'em nervous, but this line'll bring 'em back. I tease it to the edge.

It's funny, isn't it? Most of the white folks at Ye Little Club laugh about everyone else, but when I talk about them, they suddenly lose their sense of humor. They freeze up like an engine out of oil. If I do it enough, if I push it too far for them, they get up and leave.

So I think, Fuck them. I do it more than enough and I push it too far. Some nights I'm not happy until I provoke a walkout.

That's when I find my true audience. Black people, who are always with me, and brave white people. The non-rabbits of the bunch. The ones who can laugh at themselves.

 

[greenwood1921]

She has some deep personal issues with her own sexuality since she was raped when she was a little girl and again as a teenager. She was also like most sexually abused girls and became a slut during her high school and college years. So like most former sluts, whenever they hear men call women bitches and whores it always strike a nerve with them, so she probably have a prejudice towards all rappers.

Exactly. Kinda like how Vietnam vets wear earplugs on the 4th of July. lol

 

[Anti_matter]

She has some deep personal issues with her own sexuality since she was raped when she was a little girl and again as a teenager. She was also like most sexually abused girls and became a slut during her high school and college years. So like most former sluts, whenever they hear men call women bitches and whores it always strike a nerve with them, so she probably have a prejudice towards all rappers.

That's why she's is so tight with Tyler Perry... Birds of a feather.

 

[kevmic]

White people get got on that charge all the time. Only difference is they ain't famous. Vick was. And y'all wanna leave that part out.

How was he treated unfairly?

18 months (in the safest conditions possible because of his celebrity) for illegal disposal of numerous animals, involvement in an illegal dog fighting ring, AND gambling in multiple states?

He got a fair trial and an easy sentence because of his lawyers.

Like I said, y'all never heard of him until Chappelle's show. Now you all on his nuts because he says cracker a lot.

Proof?

None.

Because NOBODY goes to a Paul Mooney show. LOL

Western democracy is an ONGOING exercise.

You been to the pyramids to dust them off lately, Josh?

Nope. You got nothing to do with that.

But I'm here voting in city, state, and federal elections as an educated and involved participant in the great gift the white man gave to the world: freedom.

Just watch his latest Showtime special which was almost like a documentary. He even said himself he doesn't feel he's had a successful show until white people leave his show from being so offended. They did cut to a clip where two white people get up and leave in the middle of one of his jokes.

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

Michael Richards made black people leave a standup show and y'all called him a racis'.

Y'all love a double standard.

 

[Disciplined InSight]

Michael Richards made black people leave a standup show and y'all called him a racis'.

Y'all love a double standard.

Micheal Richards got mad because black people called him out because his set was wack and corny. There is no double standard.

LOL @ you using Kramer as an example.

 

[newOldSchool]

Best thing about this thread was that paul moony drop

 

[DarcSkies]

White people get got on that charge all the time. Only difference is they ain't famous. Vick was. And y'all wanna leave that part out.

Well I have faith that they dont. So fuck that.

How was he treated unfairly?

18 months (in the safest conditions possible because of his celebrity) for illegal disposal of numerous animals, involvement in an illegal dog fighting ring, AND gambling in multiple states?

He got a fair trial and an easy sentence because of his lawyers.

Easy sentence! Muthafukka killed dogs and got two years!

The cop in Oakland got 2 years for murdering Oscar Grant.

Kill a dog = 2 years in prison.

Kill a human being = 2 years in prison.

Like I said, y'all never heard of him until Chappelle's show. Now you all on his nuts because he says cracker a lot.

I actually heard of him before Chappelle. BUt im sure most people didnt til Chappelle show.

Proof?

None.

Actually it happened on a show of his.

ANd he was like, "There goes a white woman leaving now...I hope when u get home niggas are burlerizing your house...run little white rabbit run"

Because NOBODY goes to a Paul Mooney show. LOL

Western democracy is an ONGOING exercise.

You been to the pyramids to dust them off lately, Josh?

Fuck the Pyramids. BLack history is more than a bunch of Pyramids.

If it wasnt for black architects, mathematicians, and leaders of nations u crackas would still be painting stick figures in your caves with your own crap.

But I'm here voting in city, state, and federal elections .

I'm in the skreets nigga! EEr election!

A cracka out here in these votin boofs puttin in work shun!

All Im saying is white people stay killing animals but ppl still love them anyway. If the linebacker on the Packers can shoot a deer as make it die slowly then Vick can drown a fuckin dog is all im saying.

If a pig can murder a black person and use the excuse "thought he had a gun...OOPS" and crackers dont give it a second thought then Vick can electrocute Rover.

 

[DarcSkies]

Michael Richards made black people leave a standup show and y'all called him a racis'.

Y'all love a double standard.

LOL he just started screaming nigger cuz he got pissed.

Paul Mooney tells the truth and makes whites uncomfortable.

HUge difference.

 

[king hassan]

LMAO @ white people giving the world freedom, that's funny as fuck 2 me

 

[greenwood1921]

LMAO @ white people giving the world freedom, that's funny as fuck 2 me

Word to the last quote in my sig.........

 

[MR.CJ]

She has some deep personal issues with her own sexuality since she was raped when she was a little girl and again as a teenager. She was also like most sexually abused girls and became a slut during her high school and college years. So like most former sluts, whenever they hear men call women bitches and whores it always strike a nerve with them, so she probably have a prejudice towards all rappers.

So that's why she let superhead on her show and all rappers don't call women bitches.

 

[bow to royalty]

My question was: Had you heard of him?

And you had not.

Nobody had, because Mooney has been a nobody his entire career. He desperately clung to Pryor's coattails and had nothing else to bank on.

White people aren't offended by his race material. We created a society where people are free to say those kinds of things. You try and make jokes about other tribes in Africa and you get beheaded.

Nas Lost.

Horrible point. You know how many people in the music industry, or movie industry play HUGE roles but people don't know about them? I hear names I've never heard before at the Oscars and Grammy's all the time.

 

[Bcotton5]

good shit oprah might have fucked up everything that nigga did since he came back in 20 minutes lol

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[bossdon201]

Michael Richards made black people leave a standup show and y'all called him a racis'.

Y'all love a double standard.

Bitch-made ass saltine cracker, fucking white pple always playing the double-standard card, fuck yall feelings