u know anybody who cursed their kids with stupid fkin names?

[Stomp Johnson]

I work with a cat named Jajuna. But its pronounced Jajuan = juh-WON. Even worse is the fact that he says his moms wasn't even tryna be cute with the spelling, she just entirely fucked off on the birth certificate and misspelled his name.

So now he has to walk around in this life with people calling him Juwonna or even worse Jujoona upon initial meet, if they're reading his deskplate.

 

[blacktux]

Got a nephew named Revelations

Damn shame

 

[edwardnigma]

Some of these names hurt my stomach mang,some of these parents need to be beat!

But Phoenix Osiris need to drop a album a.movie,fuckin new age book,sell weed lol something

Names got potential,they just gotta roc it right..watch

"testing,mic check..1,2,1,2Its Phoenix Osiris muthafucka!(echoe)!"

Lol that shit fresh say it w cha chest!

 

[Splackavelli]

@Allah U Ackbar does the names Lamilton or Laterrian ring a bell. @Matt idiocracy is filled with those names "Tylenol Jackson" . I remember some years back I was jogging at this park by an elementary school. it was afterschool hours and the after school program kids where out playing. a parent came to pick up her kids and I heard all of a sudden out of one of the caretakers mouth "Nautica, Granpris(Grandprix as in Pontiac) your mama's here!" that stopped me in my tracks.

 

[illestni99ainne]

My moms was trying to name my brother jabar like kareem abdul jabar. But fucked up and spelled jamaud. On his birth certificate. Im glad she just named me Marcus. Oh I know a dude named oringhelloh. Pronounced orange jello

 

[lighthearted26]

My son's school sent home a list of his classmates names for Valentine's cards and there was a girl named Tuesday and one named Passion. Passion actually tried to kiss my kid in class so i guess she living up to her name.

 

[DMTxTHC]

LOL, ha, I ain't even notice the other tabs..

 

[WhoisDonG???]

Well my stepfather tried to fuck up my youngrst brother middle name Shaka Zulu before my moms changed it a couple years ago LoL

 

[MsSouthern]

I have a friend who married a guy with the last name Hooker

Another friend baned her son Sir Sean Paul

My son's dad wanted to name our kid Capone .....obviously that didn't happen

 

[MsSouthern]

Oh and another friend who named her daughter Aquanetta

 

[NeighborhoodNomad.]

I knew a mother who named her daughter Felony.

Pronounced Felony.

 

[twatgetta]

I know this chick who named her daughter Tropicana because she grew up lovin that orange juice. I bullshit you not.

 

[DMTxTHC]

I know this chick who named her daughter Tropicana because she grew up lovin that orange juice. I bullshit you not.

Was she always juicing?..

 

[Dupac]

my cousin named her daughter malaysia...

for shits and giggles i made sure everything i bought her for the baby shower and the first year of her life was made in malaysia.....

and her dumb ass never caught on....

 

[DMTxTHC]

my cousin named her daughter malaysia...

for shits and giggles i made sure everything i bought her for the baby shower and the first year of her life was made in malaysia.....

and her dumb ass never caught on....

Shit, I wouldn't have caught on either.. I had a Northface coat since 2010 and I'm just now finding out that it was made in China..

 

[MsSouthern]

Had an old client who named her daughter Female

Pronounced Fa-Molly

Said the Dr named her in the hospital..

She was referring to those little cards Female Jones or Male Smith

 

[Young Stef]

@Du I jus flatlined at ur story did she not kno it is a country

 

[Young Stef]

@Ms Southern that story is hilarious and sad at the same time

 

[bull6599]

My son's school sent home a list of his classmates names for Valentine's cards and there was a girl named Tuesday and one named Passion. Passion actually tried to kiss my kid in class so i guess she living up to her name.

I used to work w/ a chick named Passion...SMH

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

Some of these names hurt my stomach mang,some of these parents need to be beat!

But Phoenix Osiris need to drop a album a.movie,fuckin new age book,sell weed lol something

Names got potential,they just gotta roc it right..watch

"testing,mic check..1,2,1,2Its Phoenix Osiris muthafucka!(echoe)!"

Lol that shit fresh say it w cha chest!

lol, reminds me of this skit right heere