Top 5 worst pain ever.

[Lincoln]

Yo in high school I bought one of those pull-up bars that has 3 pieces: the bar and the two brackets on both ends that you screw into the door frame. You take the pull up bar and twist it until it extends into the brackets and becomes a tight fit and you're good to go.

Problem is I wasn't thinking and said "fuck the brackets," left em in the box, and pulled out the bar and got ready to put it up.

I put that shit up in the door frame and started twisting it until it became a super tight fit.

I put all my weight on it without taking my feet off the ground, just to make sure it could hold me.

Did that a couple times. It was fine.

So I go up and do one pull-up. One damn pull-up. I get to the top and it holds me and I'm surprised and I'm just about to say "swag" when the bar gives way and I get thrown onto this thick ass oak ass wood ass shelf I had behind.

I just laid there in pain against the shelf looking like a crumpled heap of flesh and bones

I felt like I broke my damn back. I wanted to cry. I couldn't even walk. I creeped my way over to the middle of the

room and laid down and just hoped God would take me quick.

 

[BangEm_Bart]

Getting neutered.

 

[TayGettem]

When u smoking a blunt and inhale to much choke and cough it up hard af

Have ya throat burning like a mf

Or when u swallow something cold and damn near freeze ya throat all u can do is wait till its over

 

[bull6599]

Pulled groin muscle (plus it's damn near impossible to fuck until it's healed).

Bumping the front of your knee into something when you have Osgood-Schlatters Disease.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

When a drake song comes on and you missing your ex

 

[Splackavelli]

Smashing your finger (or toe) in a drawer or door. Shit make a nigga wanna pass out

I remember back in 2007 when I was working out and I went to the rack to change plates and the plate I was moving slammed on my finger. man that was painful.

 

[Splackavelli]

that non stop drunken vomiting when it feels like your about to throw up your guts because you done threw up everything else and you on your knees over the toilet begging god to make it stop.

 

[Dupac]

One time when I was kicking the heavy bag, my foot hit that bitch wrong, I thought i would die

 

[KUSHCLICK314]

Losing 5 of yall loved ones. I can get over physical pain by simply resting or taking some medicine but I've lost some people in my life and it seems like that pain won't ever go away

 

[unspoken_respect]

Dropping the plate of food you been prepping all day.

 

[nujerz84]

Getting your dick/balls caught in the zipper pause

 

[bull6599]

When your stomach is on 10 but your nauseous at the same time. Then you gotta take a shit while naked w/ the trash can b/w your legs sweating like you got Ebola.

 

[Rozetta5tone]

that non stop drunken vomiting when it feels like your about to throw up your guts because you done threw up everything else and you on your knees over the toilet begging god to make it stop.

That ain't shit bro.

Step your alcoholic game up

 

[Splackavelli]

that non stop drunken vomiting when it feels like your about to throw up your guts because you done threw up everything else and you on your knees over the toilet begging god to make it stop.

That ain't shit bro.

Step your alcoholic game up

I only get like that when I binge drink 211's

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

When you find out she ate another nigga booty

 

[not_osirus_jenkins]

Brain freeze.

 

[I Self Lord & Master]

Worst pain i ever had (even though it was brief and didnt linger)

Was a drainage tube being ripped from q hole in my neck

N ive been through some gruesome shit

Biting my toungue n half playin football, being shot, etc

 

[Peezy_Jenkins]

knocking the inside of ur knee against something hard, like a table, or your other knee, or playing football in the street and knocking it against a garbage can

 

[FourEfil]

stepping on a lego piece

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Saying something under your breath as a kid only for your mama to backhand you RING SIDE