king bloo;2599199 said:change yo tag to "Monetary Fag".
one time is too many. Once you do it, you gay nigga. How you look explaining that shit to the next chick you meet?
chick - "damn plap, you got a nice ass crib, fly ass M3 and a Rapide, jewels and shit... and you say it's all paid for???"
Plap - "yup, so let's go hop in the jacuzzi and sip some more of this Krug"
chick - "that's what's up baby! So, how did you get the money for all of this? What do you do for a living???!!!"
Plap - "Aw shit, I sucked Diddy's dick for $2M, that's all"
chick - "..."
chick - "um, I gotta use the bathroom, excuse me for a minute"
Plap - "Yeah, no doubt, handle that so we can get back to biz nahmean??? hahahaha yeah...."
chick - (throws on clothes in a rush and bounces)
Plap - "hey baby.... baaaabaaaay... where you at??? baby... where you go?"
that hoe wouldnt worry about it anyway, i got money
and plus i wouldnt tell her
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