This What Happens When You Move In With An Internet Whore

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king bloo;2599082 said:
so, again... if some ballin ass mega millionaire nigga came through like "I'll toss you a room in my mansion, free food, use of my Aston/Ferrari/Maserati, and spending money and all you gotta do is toss my salad every night ans suck me dry"

you're saying that you would do this... right???

faggotry at it's finest...

and you wouldnt do it either...this needs to be taking to another thread lol
 
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king bloo;2599082 said:
so, again... if some ballin ass mega millionaire nigga came through like "I'll toss you a room in my mansion, free food, use of my Aston/Ferrari/Maserati, and spending money and all you gotta do is toss my salad every night ans suck me dry"

you're saying that you would do this... right???

faggotry at it's finest...

fuck no thats too much
only one time then after that i gotta kill him
 
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Plap Star;2599044 said:
if a nigga offered you a hunded million to suck his dick you would be a damn fool not to take that opportunity...
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The Jamel;2599130 said:
nigga... this shit is disgusting...

plap you put way too much thought into this shit...

trying to put stipulations on whats gay.

you 90's niggas need father figures...

u would suck the dick
 
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The Jamel;2599130 said:
nigga... this shit is disgusting...

plap you put way too much thought into this shit...

trying to put stipulations on whats gay.
you 90's niggas need father figures...

i been saying this for years
100 million dollars to suck one dick, you wouldnt take it
you would turn it down and go home and see the light bill on the counter
 
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Plap Star;2599174 said:
i been saying this for years
100 million dollars to suck one dick, you wouldnt take it
you would turn it down and go home and see the light bill on the counter

and youd go home and see the therapy bills for the counseling you would need after swallowing some dudes shlong

Plap;2599193 said:
i sucked a dick for money. Am I gay?

Therapist;2599193 said:
Well.....yeah. $5000 please. see you next week, every week for the next 20 yrs.
 
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Plap Star;2599098 said:
fuck no thats too much

only one time then after that i gotta kill him

change yo tag to "Monetary Fag".

one time is too many. Once you do it, you gay nigga. How you look explaining that shit to the next chick you meet?

chick - "damn plap, you got a nice ass crib, fly ass M3 and a Rapide, jewels and shit... and you say it's all paid for???"

Plap - "yup, so let's go hop in the jacuzzi and sip some more of this Krug"

chick - "that's what's up baby! So, how did you get the money for all of this? What do you do for a living???!!!"

Plap - "Aw shit, I sucked Diddy's dick for $2M, that's all"

chick - "..."

chick - "um, I gotta use the bathroom, excuse me for a minute"

Plap - "Yeah, no doubt, handle that so we can get back to biz nahmean??? hahahaha yeah...."

chick - (throws on clothes in a rush and bounces)

Plap - "hey baby.... baaaabaaaay... where you at??? baby... where you go?"
 
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earth two superman;2599195 said:
and youd go home and see the therapy bills for the counseling you would need after swallowing some dudes shlong

but i can pay for it lol
cash
 
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