this bitch called ME after the first date....

[Plop Star]

lol..............

 

[king bloo]

its funny cause you think you funking know nigga you a soft ass jellyfish that still lives with hes mother with the iq of forest gump go eat some chocolate and get aids from jenny

This from the nigga that misspelled "his".

 

[king bloo]

\

you got me nigga but

GET YOUR A BLACK VERSION OF CARLTON ASS OUT OF HERE

wait... what???

Nigga, you do realize that Carlton is black. So saying that I'm a black version of...

Never mind, I could explain just why the shit you posted was so wrong but it would be a waste of my time. You'll come back like "niggars you es teh nots vary smarteysman, i knoes teh stretes on teh blok in teh hoods slang and yuo donts, so thare" and I'll sit here laughing at your stupidity, post another pic, and you're come back with yet another closed head injury rant.

 

[king bloo]

NIGGA VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN'S BLACKER THEN CARLTON

don't be mad THAT THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE ANYONE ON THIS PLANET LISTENS TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ISOLATE YOURSELF IN YOU MOTHERS HOUSE GETTING TOUCHED BY YOUR DAD WISHING THAT YOU CAN STAND UP TO SOMEONE SO YOU DO IT THREW THE INTERNET CAUSE IN REALITY YOUR A FAT ASS NIGGA HOW GET TITTY FUCKED BY DADDY SO NOT ONLY IN THIS ARGUMENT DID YOU FAIL BUT YOU FAILED AT LIFE YOU PATHETIC HAIRLESS RAT

I WIN!!!

Damn nigga, you sound about as butthurt as Red when Debo snatched that nigga's chain.

 

[Mister B.]

What the IC is TRYING to tell you, in their own surly style, is that the girl wants to fuck - get this - YOU.

So, why are you on here complaining? Get out, catch the bus to her spot, laugh at her jokes, and tear dem walls down.

Right now.

Don't respond to this. Just go...expeditiously.

 

[PLASTIC RULES]

lmao this dude said she called him adorable, and called to see if he got home safe.

bitch tryna play mommy outchea b. she probably like preying on guys who aint got a choice but to put up wit her shit (ie. broke lame vehicle-less college students).

 

[Silverfoxxx]

LOL @ the comments on this thread but i can understand why he feels that way. My young generation of females put on front to show guys that they are too good for them to get. So when a female show interest so fast, its really rare for us, so we questioned is the bitch is : preg, thirsty and has some type of disease, trannys smh(my generation lauce), setting up some sneaky shit, etc. Thats the common knowledge in 2011. Most of you older brothers and sisters philosophy of dating might different from today's fucked up society.

 

[Silverfoxxx]

I WIN!!!

Damn nigga, you sound about as butthurt as Red when Debo snatched that nigga's chain.

Im crying at that caps lock pic. Shit is genius lol

 

[edwardnigma]

C'mon dog, the girl likes you.

Yo need to do some pushups, buy a bench press, tell yourself your th"te the man, you need to do something to improve your confidence.

You shouldn't be so surprised that a girl likes you.

Women want what they want, she's the type of chic thats aggressive and she wants to show it,s go and get some pussy. And stick a finger in her ass to let her know whos boss...well you don't have to do that...nigga don't listen to me....but listen a little bit!

 

[Conscious__Nkechi]

his concern is justified tho (even tho he prolly doesnt really realize it)

if a chick doesnt even play it off that she's feeling you this early it could easily be a red flag. pregnancy scare, bugging the shit out of you, stalking ...... shit aint normal tho ... especially for this guy ... maybe he doesnt get babes like that... he keepin it real doe .......

Lmao.

Smh.

 

[Conscious__Nkechi]

LOL @ the comments on this thread but i can understand why he feels that way. My young generation of females put on front to show guys that they are too good for them to get. So when a female show interest so fast, its really rare for us, so we questioned is the bitch is : preg, thirsty and has some type of disease, trannys smh(my generation lauce), setting up some sneaky shit, etc. Thats the common knowledge in 2011. Most of you older brothers and sisters philosophy of dating might different from today's fucked up society.

say what?
aww fuck it...

Lmao! He he ha ha.

 

[king bloo]

LOL @ the comments on this thread but i can understand why he feels that way. My young generation of females put on front to show guys that they are too good for them to get. So when a female show interest so fast, its really rare for us, so we questioned is the bitch is : preg, thirsty and has some type of disease, trannys smh(my generation lauce), setting up some sneaky shit, etc. Thats the common knowledge in 2011. Most of you older brothers and sisters philosophy of dating might different from today's fucked up society.

naw bruh, chicks been actin like that for as long as I can remember. They always front, especially in high school, then you get older and they come around like "You know I liked you back then".

 

[ptnutz]

Lol

So if I threw a pussy at you

Would you catch it?

Or move to the side, let it fall on the ground, and smash from behind??

Fixed.^^^^^

 

[KNiGHTS]

Calling you once

After having a good date means she's crazy????

Either you guys lack experience or you think so little of yourselves that you can't fathom someone having that good of a time with you

Stopped reading after this. I know this whole "Don't Trust Anybody/Think ill of everything" mindset is cool now, but real talk: You're liked.

 

[Madbeats]

Bad sign that she is a creeper.