this bitch called ME after the first date....

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[memphis2sacnicc]

homie never had a girl like him, he dont kno what to do lolll

Hell yea, nigga hella excited. Lame ass boi probly popped a bottle of champagne. hahaha

 

[haute]

Lol

So if I threw a pussy at you

Would you catch it?

Or move to the side, let it fall on the ground, and just stare at it a little??

 

[king bloo]

hell no that offensive to all 90's babys i was pipein bitches 8 years ago & trying to fuck my 5th grade teacher and principle you knoe u a boss when u tell her bitch what u wanna do i knoe ur nigga is not fucking you the right way cause if he was u wouldn't be such a bitch

hope i make up 4 these soft ass niggas mistakes

um. No. All them fallacies, fabrications, and outright lies make y'all look even more pathetic.

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

Happened to me plenty times...and I do mean plenty...But that's because I'm a first date master

 

[UPTOWN]

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[nepats]

Lol! why would u go on date with public transportation? shoulda told that bitch to come over

nah, homie. i took public transportation, she got her own whip.

i took the bus and train since i cant afford a car now. im just confused since she said i was adorable. she could mean that in a friendly way or that she really wants to fuck.

she seems to respect the fact that im in college, and that i dont got a job right now. so she seems like real wifey material.

 

[king bloo]

Lol

So if I threw a pussy at you

Would you catch it?

Or move to the side, let it fall on the ground, and just stare at it a little??

these lil niggas would stand around, tweet about it, post about it on The IC, then at least one of them will make a video of it to be posted on WSHH.

they will never touch the pussy tho.

 

[haute]

No cash

No car

And she still called

Nigga

Nigga

You could at least be getting a BJ right now

Right now!!!!

 

[memphis2sacnicc]

nah, homie. i took public transportation, she got her own whip.

i took the bus and train since i cant afford a car now. im just confused since she said i was adorable. she could mean that in a friendly way or that she really wants to fuck.

she seems to respect the fact that im in college, and that i dont got a job right now. so she seems like real wifey material.

Whateva u do, if u end up fuckin' her don't tell her to guide yo dick into her pussy cause u ain't good at that type of shit like some other dude said last week.

 

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[king bloo]

fuck no u don't knoe shit about me so dont say shits fabricated or an outright lie nigga

nigga... I can tell by your inability to write a coherent English language sentence that yo ass didn't even make it to the 5th grade.

FOH with these "one time at band camp/I got a girlfriend in Canada" stories...

 

[nepats]

so all of yall can say for sho, she like me more than a friend?

 

[Niggas back]

Lol! this nigga gotta be trolling

 

[memphis2sacnicc]

I can smell it.

 

[haute]

so all of yall can say for sho, she like me more than a friend?

Dude

You just admitted that you literally have nothing but your dick and balls

Literally son

Yes she likes you

Ol 'omg is that a vagina, it can't be, somebody trying to kill me' ass nigga

That bitch has zero self esteem yo

 

[king bloo]

Lol i like the end but your a punk little bitch could it be that i don't spell my shit the right way because im trying shorting it down cause im not trying to write a love letter to your fucking mother that so well written that she going to fame that shit and put it on the wall and make copy's to pass out at her funeral bitch there aint shit fake about any thing i post on here ight nigga so fuck you

Let's try it again, shall we?

Lol. I liked the ending, but you're a little punk bitch. Could it be that I don't spell my shit the right way because I'm trying to decrease my word count? I'm not trying to write a love letter to your fucking mother that's so well written that she's going to frame that shit, put it on the wall, and make copies to pass out at her funeral. Bitch, there's nothing fake about anything I post on here; alright nigga? Fuck you

There... That's better.

No, you're CLEARLY incapable of writing above a "See Jill run up the hill." skill level. No, you didn't lay down game on Mrs Crabtree and 'nem. Yes, you're a liar.

 

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[beezy f baby]

this is neither grown nor sexy

take this shit to growing pains

ol do you think she like me ass