Things That Turn You Off

[the dukester]

- Bitches with 5 o' clock mustache shadows

- Stretch marks that look like a US highway

- Dents & crevices on they ass that looks like a English muffin

- Black & red smoked out lips

- Pussy's that smell like a seafood buffet

- Hairy ass-cracks

- Ho's that want to "spoon" after I'm "forking."

- Orangutan flapjack titties

- Fat bitches with no neck, and wide backs

- Broads with kangaroo pouch guts

- Ashey knees & elbows