Them Massage Joints

[5onblackhandside]

i aint got no money fo dat shit

i take one of deez on da city bus wit me sometimes doe

it work aite

 

[Max.]

Man my dick would rip these lil azn bitches pussy up

Its like puttn a water balloon on awatermelon!

 

[sunlord]

I can't tell the difference between a real one and a fake one so the answer is no.

 

[Turfaholic]

I be wanting to. So many of them around. But id be pissed if i walked into a legit one, asked for "Some loving long time" and they dont offer it after i already paid for a message.

 

[Will Munny]

There’s a website called www.rubmaps.com that is basically yelp for sleezy jack off massage places, I wish I could read the reviews just because I bet they’re hilarious but I ain’t paying for the subscription and possible credit card theft.

 

[32DaysOfInfiniti]

I went to one on Cheshire Bridge not really knowing what to expect, my homie was in town and like lets go, I was short on bread so he was like heres $80 so I was like whatever, ill atleast just get a massage cause I was tense or whatever.

I get in and the lady at the front door was like $50 to get in, payed it.. so im sitting in the lobby, a ok white bitch came for my homie and a baad light skin bitch walks out in a bra and g-string and takes me towards the back.

She leads me to this room with chipped paint, concrete floors and a dim flickering light on some Saw shit and it was damp as fuck and cold. She tells me to get naked and lay on my stomach. Ok im game.

She literally walked over rubbed her hands up and down my back twice and was like turn over, she grabbed my flacid member for 3 seconds and whispered its gonna be $60 for head, $100 for blah blah blah I tuned the bitch out and said what about the massage? She was like it doesnt work like that and asked me what I had on it... I was like I got this $30, she gave me the kind but cold shoulder and I shamefully put on my clothes and walked back to the lobby.

I waited 10 embarrassing minutes for my homie and he was like the bitch tried to pull the same shit but he strong armed a handy out of her...

I tucked my L and $30 in my pocket and headed out the door as a fat middle aged black man walked in and embraced the bitch I was just with like a regular... I considered it a bullet dodged, but its still probably a top 3 embarrassing moment for me smh

 

[Kat]

Lmaooooo...wow.

 

[Lou Cypher]

I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day it gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for a handjob, no thx.

Lmfaooo! This is my exact thinking.

I googled shit online and there's a website where it confirms if shops have prosituation and there are a shitload here in anchorage.

Makes you wonder how many of those Asian ladies are doing it against their will.

 

[Lou Cypher]

There’s a website called www.rubmaps.com that is basically yelp for sleezy jack off massage places, I wish I could read the reviews just because I bet they’re hilarious but I ain’t paying for the subscription and possible credit card theft.

That's the site I was speaking of In my previous post. They used to allow you to read the posts without signing up. Probably got a bunch of places shut down lol.

 

[blackgod813]

I went to one on Cheshire Bridge not really knowing what to expect, my homie was in town and like lets go, I was short on bread so he was like heres $80 so I was like whatever, ill atleast just get a massage cause I was tense or whatever.

I get in and the lady at the front door was like $50 to get in, payed it.. so im sitting in the lobby, a ok white bitch came for my homie and a baad light skin bitch walks out in a bra and g-string and takes me towards the back.

She leads me to this room with chipped paint, concrete floors and a dim flickering light on some Saw shit and it was damp as fuck and cold. She tells me to get naked and lay on my stomach. Ok im game.

She literally walked over rubbed her hands up and down my back twice and was like turn over, she grabbed my flacid member for 3 seconds and whispered its gonna be $60 for head, $100 for blah blah blah I tuned the bitch out and said what about the massage? She was like it doesnt work like that and asked me what I had on it... I was like I got this $30, she gave me the kind but cold shoulder and I shamefully put on my clothes and walked back to the lobby.

I waited 10 embarrassing minutes for my homie and he was like the bitch tried to pull the same shit but he strong armed a handy out of her...

I tucked my L and $30 in my pocket and headed out the door as a fat middle aged black man walked in and embraced the bitch I was just with like a regular... I considered it a bullet dodged, but its still probably a top 3 embarrassing moment for me smh

I would ate that hoe pussy swear to the most high

 

[MsSouthern]

I don't think it was one of those places but in Paris the massage spot I went to was way more touchy feely than ones here in Texas

She went a lot higher up my thigh and never actually touched my boobs but went all around them

For men it's probably not a big deal but for women or me at least .... it's a little too close for comfort lol

My homegirl used to run a Jack Shack ....she swore no sex was involved.... but I don't know. They were a very popular spot for a long time

 

[Germz101]

I was doing a maintenance ticket for one of those places. Right before I got in I’m sitting in the empty parking lot. Dudes who parked round the way coming to the door and acting like they ain’t going in when they see me looking.

So I go inside, had to get buzzed in to the lobby in front then buzzed into the the actual business part. Fixed the issue and she keep asking me if I do work on the side cause she want me to install a camera on the outsides all around the building and in the lobby.

I tell her I don’t even like doin this shit when I’m paid to do it so no. I go in the back to check on more thing and some slim thick Asian chick laying on a mattress on the floor in the middle of an empty warehouse floor.

Just made me think of the IC and I laughed to myself. Whole time I was there tho, all of em where real aggressive like. I mean if I was single, ida got a handy...why not

 

[VulcanRaven]

I was doing a maintenance ticket for one of those places. Right before I got in I’m sitting in the empty parking lot. Dudes who parked round the way coming to the door and acting like they ain’t going in when they see me looking.

So I go inside, had to get buzzed in to the lobby in front then buzzed into the the actual business part. Fixed the issue and she keep asking me if I do work on the side cause she want me to install a camera on the outsides all around the building and in the lobby.

I tell her I don’t even like doin this shit when I’m paid to do it so no. I go in the back to check on more thing and some slim thick Asian chick laying on a mattress on the floor in the middle of an empty warehouse floor.

Just made me think of the IC and I laughed to myself. Whole time I was there tho, all of em where real aggressive like. I mean if I was single, ida got a handy...why not

 

[Germz101]

What u tryna get at?

 

[VulcanRaven]

I'm saying...you already know bruh

 

[rickmogul]

@32DaysOfInfiniti Across the street from Onyx? Or where Onyx used to be. I've been gone for a while. I know that spot lol. Looks like a gypsy rooming house on the inside. Rooms just like u described. Naughty Girls I think it was.

 

[32DaysOfInfiniti]

@rickmogul

Spoiler

Dont want to be make there shit hot lol check your inbox

 

[HafBayked]

they stay lockin up ling lings out here

they be old af and tough lookin tho

niggas gettin jerked by Vietnam war widows and Yakuza den mothers

id actually just go for a massage

 

[Kat]

They don't massage your ass and upper thighs at a legit massage parlor?

I've never gotten one..I'm sensitive.

 

[Trollio]

They don't massage your ass and upper thighs at a legit massage parlor?

I've never gotten one..I'm sensitive.

Lay down..i got you