I went to one on Cheshire Bridge not really knowing what to expect, my homie was in town and like lets go, I was short on bread so he was like heres $80 so I was like whatever, ill atleast just get a massage cause I was tense or whatever.
I get in and the lady at the front door was like $50 to get in, payed it.. so im sitting in the lobby, a ok white bitch came for my homie and a baad light skin bitch walks out in a bra and g-string and takes me towards the back.
She leads me to this room with chipped paint, concrete floors and a dim flickering light on some Saw shit and it was damp as fuck and cold. She tells me to get naked and lay on my stomach. Ok im game.
She literally walked over rubbed her hands up and down my back twice and was like turn over, she grabbed my flacid member for 3 seconds and whispered its gonna be $60 for head, $100 for blah blah blah I tuned the bitch out and said what about the massage? She was like it doesnt work like that and asked me what I had on it... I was like I got this $30, she gave me the kind but cold shoulder and I shamefully put on my clothes and walked back to the lobby.
I waited 10 embarrassing minutes for my homie and he was like the bitch tried to pull the same shit but he strong armed a handy out of her...
I tucked my L and $30 in my pocket and headed out the door as a fat middle aged black man walked in and embraced the bitch I was just with like a regular... I considered it a bullet dodged, but its still probably a top 3 embarrassing moment for me smh