The Shitty Xmas gift thread

[nawledge_god]

In my husband's defense, I did say that I wanted footed pajamas...but a duck though? Really? :/

These Are Sub Standard Living Conditions Even By Mexicans...How The Christmas Stocking Gonna Be Bigger Than That Carlitos Brown Tree? How A Christmas Tree And Mini-Fridge Gonna Coexist Within The Same Room? Yall Probably Live With Like 10 Other Landscape Engineers Don't Yall? Yall Probably Lock Yall Room Door So They Won't Eat Yo Shit Huh? Tell Your Felipe To Ask His Jefe For A 25 Cent Per Hr Raise

 

[Young_Chitlin]

My uncles girlfriend gave my Mom a big ass framed picture of her and my uncle. Lol it wasn't even like a professional picture, it was a camera phone picture they printed out at Walgreen's.

I stopped by yesterday and was like wtf

your uncle may not be invited to family parties for the forseeable future

 

[atribecalledgabi]

In my husband's defense, I did say that I wanted footed pajamas...but a duck though? Really? :/

If those don't have the flap in the back to where he got access so he can just bend you over he played himself!

...and if they do have the flap & he likes to give you backshots with the duck hood up. hes a freak

I spit my tea out lololol

Slept on movie

 

[D. Morgan]

In my husband's defense, I did say that I wanted footed pajamas...but a duck though? Really? :/

If those don't have the flap in the back to where he got access so he can just bend you over he played himself!

...and if they do have the flap & he likes to give you backshots with the duck hood up. hes a freak

This is true and she would also be a freak for wearing the duck hood while he hittin her off!

 

[big_chris67]

a 2016-17 Pocket Planner WTF?? I got a damn calendar in my iphone.