The Shitty Xmas gift thread

[Like Water]

Moms got me this ugly ass camo hoodie from Target. She also got my son some ugly pajamas and my wife some ugly fashion jewelry. Smh.

I'm appreciative to an extent, but if she is gonna spend money, I just wish it was on shit we could actually use or enjoy. But how you tell ma dukes that she's always been an absolutely terrible gift giver?

Since she insists on getting us gifts, from here on out I'm asking for a bottle of Patrón or something similar. Smh.

 

[the dukester]

I didn't get shit but a crummy breakfast. At least she made it with no hog (Ice Cube voice).

 

[BobOblah]

a selfie stick. I got a fucking selfie stick. I'm now a person who owns a selfie stick.

 

[Preach2Teach]

Ungrateful people! every gift is a blessing, my sister got me some socks which is great because most of my socks got holes in.

 

[Koltrain]

a selfie stick. I got a fucking selfie stick. I'm now a person who owns a selfie stick.

Now you just need a sassy attitude and low self esteem..

 

[VIBE]

Just got these as a gift..

 

[VIBE]

and my gifts ain't shitty, they're just shitting on everyone else's

 

[semi-auto-mato]

My nephews gain me golf balls from kmart. Wait yall 19 and 18 with jobs. Yall combined yall money and only had enough for golf balls? Man i rather a card that said i got u next year unc.

 

[So ILL]

Y'all are complaining, but I didn't get shit but two text messages! Fuck it, my people are here and everybody is ok. I'm at the age where I couldn't care less about getting a gift, I can buy myself a gift. We ate good and I'm about to go visit my cousins and kick it with them.

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

my little cousins got 2 bumass gift cards to old navy that shit was foul

 

[Young_Chitlin]

My credit score jumped 10 points to 685, #fuckachristmaspresent. Arriba el IC CARAJOOO

 

[babelipsss]

My seven year old son have me a bottle of grey nail polish and a combination lock that he picked out, paid for and wrapped by himself. I loved both gifts. What's wrong with some of y'all? Merry Christmas IC! Even the scrooges!

 

[kzzl]

Got a check for 1k from my dad's casino winnings and a robe from my momma. Shit is fly as fuck, I didnt even know I wanted one. I can't wait to get my dick sucked while wearing it.

 

[illestni99ainne]

Some drinking glasses and 4 bath towels.

The towels are nice tho...

Oh and last night asked the wife for Christmas head. She said hit me up in the morning. Today she reneged....

 

[MistyKnight]

In my husband's defense, I did say that I wanted footed pajamas...but a duck though? Really? :/

 

[Rasta.]

Some drinking glasses and 4 bath towels.

The towels are nice tho...

Oh and last night asked the wife for Christmas head. She said hit me up in the morning. Today she reneged....

 

[Max.]

In my husband's defense, I did say that I wanted footed pajamas...but a duck though? Really? :/

Back view? Mmm

 

[MistyKnight]

In my husband's defense, I did say that I wanted footed pajamas...but a duck though? Really? :/

Back view? Mmm

I already took it off, sorry. Shit felt like I was in a sauna :'(

 

[texas409]

Lol I got a robe my step dad used to wear and that's it. :/

 

[texas409]

In my husband's defense, I did say that I wanted footed pajamas...but a duck though? Really? :/

Hold up why y'all got y'all small ass Christmas tree sitting on y'all small ass fridge in the living room?