The Playas Lounge 2.0

[Alpha_Ambition]

Ever get some new pussy and be like damn im not even sure I wanna hit that again? Yea happened last night. Pof chic I used to talk to a few months ago popped up, 35 year old got 4 kids, I was like we need to meet. She said cool, instead of the awkward first date thing why don't u just come to the crib and kick it. Hell yea that's what I'm talkin bout. She said let's watch 50 shades of Grey(automatic smash right?) I've never seen it, fuck it let's do it. I get to the crib, she look like her pics, pretty teeth and smile, tits lookin nice. She twist up some mids smh, whatever let's smoke. Get to watchin this trash ass movie(don't understand the hype it got), nigga fallen asleep. So I make my move, clothes come off and u would think she was like 45 with how her tits look and feel now that their outta the bra, pussy gotta little stinch to it like she ain't have sex in decades smh so I'm havin a difficult time gettin hard, she won't give me head talkin bout "we need to be in a relationship before I do that" like why the fuck am I here. Finally get hard and the bitch open like a muhfucka, I can tell u had 4 kids bitch cot damn. Anyway long story short, shit was trash, ride out there was trash, movie was trash, weed was trash, pussy was trash and now I feel violated [-(

at first you were like

Then you were like

 

[banginscrew901]

New work. Bish is 6 ft but she fits it well, just met her for a few min. She basically throwin herself at me.

Nice legs tidday looking good. Beat it up and show the pics

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

New work. Bish is 6 ft but she fits it well, just met her for a few min. She basically throwin herself at me.

them long legs gettin licked.

 

[Purr]

On the fence about this one I want to fuck with her off the strength that she's Brazilian

Yuck.

 

[lookdude]

On the fence about this one I want to fuck with her off the strength that she's Brazilian

Yuck.

Y'all look alike

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

What sports team she play for? Damn she gotta be in school. Bitch ain't got no damn carpet and that's a lil ass closet

 

[Purr]

On the fence about this one I want to fuck with her off the strength that she's Brazilian

Yuck.

Y'all look alike

You tried it.

She looks like a darkskin quagmire, boo.

 

[Cinco]

I ain't trying to keep a braud cooped up so I'll meet up for some drinks or something-- but I ain't doin no date unless I'm trying to cuff

 

[R.D.]

Or not

Lmaooooooooooooo

 

[MARIO_DRO]

I ain't trying to keep a braud cooped up so I'll meet up for some drinks or something-- but I ain't doin no date unless I'm trying to cuff

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH CINCO AINT EEEN REPLY BACK! HAHAHA

OR NOT ASS GUL!

 

[lookdude]

On the fence about this one I want to fuck with her off the strength that she's Brazilian

Yuck.

Y'all look alike

You tried it.

She looks like a darkskin quagmire, boo.

Lmfao foh

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

I ain't trying to keep a braud cooped up so I'll meet up for some drinks or something-- but I ain't doin no date unless I'm trying to cuff

*Applebee's 2 for 20 treatment text*

 

[lookdude]

What sports team she play for? Damn she gotta be in school. Bitch ain't got no damn carpet and that's a lil ass closet

How do U know that's not carpet ?

 

[Cinco]

I ain't trying to keep a braud cooped up so I'll meet up for some drinks or something-- but I ain't doin no date unless I'm trying to cuff

*Applebee's 2 for 20 treatment text*

Lol TGI Fridays

 

[scorpio4lfe]

Ever get some new pussy and be like damn im not even sure I wanna hit that again? Yea happened last night. Pof chic I used to talk to a few months ago popped up, 35 year old got 4 kids, I was like we need to meet. She said cool, instead of the awkward first date thing why don't u just come to the crib and kick it. Hell yea that's what I'm talkin bout. She said let's watch 30 shades of Grey(automatic smash right?) I've never seen it, fuck it let's do it. I get to the crib, she look like her pics, pretty teeth and smile, tits lookin nice. She twist up some mids smh, whatever let's smoke. Get to watchin this trash ass movie(don't understand the hype it got), nigga fallen asleep. So I make my move, clothes come off and u would think she was like 45 with how her tits look and feel now that their outta the bra, pussy gotta little stinch to it like she ain't have sex in decades smh so I'm havin a difficult time gettin hard, she won't give me head talkin bout "we need to be in a relationship before I do that" like why the fuck am I here. Finally get hard and the bitch open like a muhfucka, I can tell u had 4 kids bitch cot damn. Anyway long story short, shit was trash, ride out there was trash, movie was trash, weed was trash, pussy was trash and now I feel violated [-(

Ive had the had this experience before, womens vaginas feel differently when they have kids. I dont mess with women that have had kids because their shit feels different in a bad way..

This is a LIE! Kegels are a muthafucka.

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

What sports team she play for? Damn she gotta be in school. Bitch ain't got no damn carpet and that's a lil ass closet

How do U know that's not carpet ?

Bruh

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

I took a bitch to Applebee's for that shit and that hoe kept ordering margaritas... well when the bill came I acted like i went to the restroom and dipped out. I wasn't gon get no play anyway

 

[Stew]

I ain't trying to keep a braud cooped up so I'll meet up for some drinks or something-- but I ain't doin no date unless I'm trying to cuff

 

[Stew]

Bitch said Shakespeare in the park lmaoooo she thought @book was Prince Charming.

 

[genocidecutter]

I ain't trying to keep a braud cooped up so I'll meet up for some drinks or something-- but I ain't doin no date unless I'm trying to cuff

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