The Playas Lounge 2.0

[silverfoxx]

I took a bitch to Applebee's for that shit and that hoe kept ordering margaritas... well when the bill came I acted like i went to the restroom and dipped out. I wasn't gon get no play anyway

Certified real nigga post.

 

[BelovedAfeni]

I take girls out and dont try to smash

U gotta make it look like this little date aint hurting you

And the pussy has no power over me

Unless its good

Ha got em

 

[Stew]

I take girls out and dont try to smash

U gotta make it look like this little date aint hurting you

And the pussy has no power over me

Unless its good

Ha got em

Lmao yo I was bout to flag the shit outta u.

 

[Stew]

About to attempt a crazy ass night....Bout to meet up with this Puerto Rican chic for drinks in a sec, gotta do Braves after that then the white girl posted the other day supposed to come over tonight. Yall pray for me.

 

[Cinco]

About to attempt a crazy ass night....Bout to meet up with this Puerto Rican chic for drinks in a sec, gotta do Braves after that then the white girl posted the other day supposed to come over tonight. Yall pray for me.

Stick to the plan- easy work

 

[gns]

About to attempt a crazy ass night....Bout to meet up with this Puerto Rican chic for drinks in a sec, gotta do Braves after that then the white girl posted the other day supposed to come over tonight. Yall pray for me.

I think I saw Eddie Winslow attempt the same thing on family matters... or was it Steve and Stefan with Mya and laura......or was it kyle on living single?

Either way good luck, them shits never ended well when I saw it on TV as a youth though.

 

[Thereal_ba]

Ever get some new pussy and be like damn im not even sure I wanna hit that again? Yea happened last night. Pof chic I used to talk to a few months ago popped up, 35 year old got 4 kids, I was like we need to meet. She said cool, instead of the awkward first date thing why don't u just come to the crib and kick it. Hell yea that's what I'm talkin bout. She said let's watch 30 shades of Grey(automatic smash right?) I've never seen it, fuck it let's do it. I get to the crib, she look like her pics, pretty teeth and smile, tits lookin nice. She twist up some mids smh, whatever let's smoke. Get to watchin this trash ass movie(don't understand the hype it got), nigga fallen asleep. So I make my move, clothes come off and u would think she was like 45 with how her tits look and feel now that their outta the bra, pussy gotta little stinch to it like she ain't have sex in decades smh so I'm havin a difficult time gettin hard, she won't give me head talkin bout "we need to be in a relationship before I do that" like why the fuck am I here. Finally get hard and the bitch open like a muhfucka, I can tell u had 4 kids bitch cot damn. Anyway long story short, shit was trash, ride out there was trash, movie was trash, weed was trash, pussy was trash and now I feel violated [-(

Ive had the had this experience before, womens vaginas feel differently when they have kids. I dont mess with women that have had kids because their shit feels different in a bad way..

This is a LIE! Kegels are a muthafucka.

i understand but she wasn't down with that movement lol

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

About to attempt a crazy ass night....Bout to meet up with this Puerto Rican chic for drinks in a sec, gotta do Braves after that then the white girl posted the other day supposed to come over tonight. Yall pray for me.

Red Bull, 5hr Energy drink, Mountain Dew, Cocaine are your friends.

Godspeed good sir.

 

[Stew]

About to attempt a crazy ass night....Bout to meet up with this Puerto Rican chic for drinks in a sec, gotta do Braves after that then the white girl posted the other day supposed to come over tonight. Yall pray for me.

I think I saw Eddie Winslow attempt the same thing on family matters... or was it Steve and Stefan with Mya and laura......or was it kyle on living single?

Either way good luck, them shits never ended well when I saw it on TV as a youth though.

Don't be like that nigga. I'm 1 for 1 so far. PR chic cool as shit, she from NYC

 

[Thereal_ba]

About to attempt a crazy ass night....Bout to meet up with this Puerto Rican chic for drinks in a sec, gotta do Braves after that then the white girl posted the other day supposed to come over tonight. Yall pray for me.

I think I saw Eddie Winslow attempt the same thing on family matters... or was it Steve and Stefan with Mya and laura......or was it kyle on living single?

Either way good luck, them shits never ended well when I saw it on TV as a youth though.

Don't be like that nigga. I'm 1 for 1 so far. PR chic cool as shit, she from NYC

Applauds

 

[So ILL]

Nigga said "cocaine" lmao.

 

[Stew]

Ever get some new pussy and be like damn im not even sure I wanna hit that again? Yea happened last night. Pof chic I used to talk to a few months ago popped up, 35 year old got 4 kids, I was like we need to meet. She said cool, instead of the awkward first date thing why don't u just come to the crib and kick it. Hell yea that's what I'm talkin bout. She said let's watch 50 shades of Grey(automatic smash right?) I've never seen it, fuck it let's do it. I get to the crib, she look like her pics, pretty teeth and smile, tits lookin nice. She twist up some mids smh, whatever let's smoke. Get to watchin this trash ass movie(don't understand the hype it got), nigga fallen asleep. So I make my move, clothes come off and u would think she was like 45 with how her tits look and feel now that their outta the bra, pussy gotta little stinch to it like she ain't have sex in decades smh so I'm havin a difficult time gettin hard, she won't give me head talkin bout "we need to be in a relationship before I do that" like why the fuck am I here. Finally get hard and the bitch open like a muhfucka, I can tell u had 4 kids bitch cot damn. Anyway long story short, shit was trash, ride out there was trash, movie was trash, weed was trash, pussy was trash and now I feel violated [-(

After dealing with this shit last week, I went a little younger and a little taller(lol) this weekend and I made up for it. Shorty got some Niiiice pussy and she swallowed.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Ever get some new pussy and be like damn im not even sure I wanna hit that again? Yea happened last night. Pof chic I used to talk to a few months ago popped up, 35 year old got 4 kids, I was like we need to meet. She said cool, instead of the awkward first date thing why don't u just come to the crib and kick it. Hell yea that's what I'm talkin bout. She said let's watch 50 shades of Grey(automatic smash right?) I've never seen it, fuck it let's do it. I get to the crib, she look like her pics, pretty teeth and smile, tits lookin nice. She twist up some mids smh, whatever let's smoke. Get to watchin this trash ass movie(don't understand the hype it got), nigga fallen asleep. So I make my move, clothes come off and u would think she was like 45 with how her tits look and feel now that their outta the bra, pussy gotta little stinch to it like she ain't have sex in decades smh so I'm havin a difficult time gettin hard, she won't give me head talkin bout "we need to be in a relationship before I do that" like why the fuck am I here. Finally get hard and the bitch open like a muhfucka, I can tell u had 4 kids bitch cot damn. Anyway long story short, shit was trash, ride out there was trash, movie was trash, weed was trash, pussy was trash and now I feel violated [-(

After dealing with this shit last week, I went a little younger and a little taller(lol) this weekend and I made up for it. Shorty got some Niiiice pussy and she swallowed.

PR chick Swallows?

 

[Stew]

Ever get some new pussy and be like damn im not even sure I wanna hit that again? Yea happened last night. Pof chic I used to talk to a few months ago popped up, 35 year old got 4 kids, I was like we need to meet. She said cool, instead of the awkward first date thing why don't u just come to the crib and kick it. Hell yea that's what I'm talkin bout. She said let's watch 50 shades of Grey(automatic smash right?) I've never seen it, fuck it let's do it. I get to the crib, she look like her pics, pretty teeth and smile, tits lookin nice. She twist up some mids smh, whatever let's smoke. Get to watchin this trash ass movie(don't understand the hype it got), nigga fallen asleep. So I make my move, clothes come off and u would think she was like 45 with how her tits look and feel now that their outta the bra, pussy gotta little stinch to it like she ain't have sex in decades smh so I'm havin a difficult time gettin hard, she won't give me head talkin bout "we need to be in a relationship before I do that" like why the fuck am I here. Finally get hard and the bitch open like a muhfucka, I can tell u had 4 kids bitch cot damn. Anyway long story short, shit was trash, ride out there was trash, movie was trash, weed was trash, pussy was trash and now I feel violated [-(

After dealing with this shit last week, I went a little younger and a little taller(lol) this weekend and I made up for it. Shorty got some Niiiice pussy and she swallowed.

PR chick Swallows?

Nah nah thats the white chic I posted. I went out for drinks with the PR chic earlier in the day, ill keep yall informed on how that goes.

 

[playmaker88]

im just here for the laughs yall nigga are hilarious that cinco shit .. and the margarita story lol.. i know she had to be burnin mad

 

[MrMinimalist]

For $85, I can go to an amusement park and spend all day there.

For $85, I can get a polo shirt, lunch, see a movie and buy some playing cards.

A homie said on Plenty Of Fatties that some youngin' was an escort, she was thick and fine, that she wanted $85 for head or to smash. $150 for both. He said she deleted her profile afterwards and he'll try to negotiate a lower price. Smfh.

 

[AP21]

@stew, gon head and bless ya boy with the pics of the white bread in the inbox breh

 

[Stew]

@stew, gon head and bless ya boy with the pics of the white bread in the inbox breh

Believe it or not I got the draws before the nudes lol. Imma work on it tho, she's a "amateur model" so I guess they feel some kinda way about sending nudes.

 

[AP21]

man if you dont leave a note like Dro did...lmao

but just PM me whenever brah...

 

[Negro_Caesar]

Man drop them nudes here. AP21 stop trying to hog all the glory