The Playas Lounge 2.0

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Hefa would get ate the hell up.

 

[Cinco]

Was Bout to tell my story but realized it was Hammond, not Houma

 

[texas409]

how do i post pics from my phone quick and easy I dont wanna be downloading apps and shit

 

[Well Dressed Villian]

Hefa would get ate the hell up.

HOO!!! Dat ass

 

[texas409]

didnt I just tell you old nigga???

 

[Beezus]

just getting caught up

salute

but uhh yea...Re: Houma

man...the things ngas do for some puss

After Katrina, i was out of work getting unemployment. But prior to that, i used to smash this chick in one of my classes who was from houma. I called her Kristy Kreme b/c her puss used to be just foaming wit dat white. Shit looked like icing.

But anyway, we reconnected back through fb (before all the bs it is now, back when you actually had to be in college to use it) and she kept going on and on about how much she missed fucking me

FF, she wanted me to come to Houma. I had never been there before and its about an hr or so from Baton Rouge. So, this is where the niggas aint shit part of the story takes place. I remember they had this huge ass wreck on the interstate that was like backed up for like 45 min to an hr. I should've just turned around once it cleared and took my ass home, but NOOOOOO, all i kept thinking about was that puss.

Finally made it past the accident and drove to Houma. Made it to her house and her sister was there and kept talking about going the library, but bitch wouldnt leave. Finally she took a hint.

Kristy took me back to her room and poured some old as syrup on me or some shit trying to be kinky i guess. Anyway, I plowed her for about a good 45 min, then looked at my watch and said "shit...i gotta head back home to get my lil sister off the bus"

Hopped in my ride, and peaced clean the fuck out.

But yea...Houma is on some borderline duck dynasty looking shit

Foaming with dat white

Lmao

Foaming might not be a good thing and it looked like icing :>

 

[texas409]

Oh shit I figured it out thanks my nigga Cain

This a lil chick I met off tagged she has a dude but sending me pics lol

 

[texas409]

 

[texas409]

 

[texas409]

damn what did I do wrong I put the url in the pic option why didnt it post moderator

 

[texas409]

@Cain explain how you did that im about to have this thread wired with my exploits

 

[Beezus]

Don't do it Texas

Reconsider

 

[texas409]

i did use the app

 

[texas409]

 

[jvlioo]

Fam, I can't see half these pics on mobile.

 

[IceManKam]

Get it together nigga

 

[Mr Popo]

Somebody type that dude a tutorial

 

[CP203]

bitch gonna tell me next person she has sex with she's gonna marry, then get mad at me because i said thats something old washed up past their prime hoes say

 

[CHICAGO_BREED]

Niggas fuckin with the white brawds out in lil 'elm huhhhhhhhh...gettin neck from a white bitch in her daddys f-150>>>> **true story...I literally havent messed around out there since my high school days.

Im probably bout to creep with this pretty ass bbw.

Damn bro from the neck down she look like she might be built like a lil petite Fiat..........but then I saw the whole body pic and she built like s garbage truck...........STILL SMASHIN THO. Big girls got the PAYOOW pum pum

 

[Ilike2get baked]

Niggas fuckin with the white brawds out in lil 'elm huhhhhhhhh...gettin neck from a white bitch in her daddys f-150>>>> **true story...I literally havent messed around out there since my high school days.

Im probably bout to creep with this pretty ass bbw.

Damn bro from the neck down she look like she might be built like a lil petite Fiat..........but then I saw the whole body pic and she built like s garbage truck...........STILL SMASHIN THO. Big girls got the PAYOOW pum pum

The back shots I would give this broad would be of epic porportions