The Playas Lounge 2.0

[AP21]

Was Bout to tell my story but realized it was Hammond, not Houma

shit if Hammond didnt have that "mall", i might as well be Houma lol

 

[AP21]

just getting caught up

salute

but uhh yea...Re: Houma

man...the things ngas do for some puss

After Katrina, i was out of work getting unemployment. But prior to that, i used to smash this chick in one of my classes who was from houma. I called her Kristy Kreme b/c her puss used to be just foaming wit dat white. Shit looked like icing.

But anyway, we reconnected back through fb (before all the bs it is now, back when you actually had to be in college to use it) and she kept going on and on about how much she missed fucking me

FF, she wanted me to come to Houma. I had never been there before and its about an hr or so from Baton Rouge. So, this is where the niggas aint shit part of the story takes place. I remember they had this huge ass wreck on the interstate that was like backed up for like 45 min to an hr. I should've just turned around once it cleared and took my ass home, but NOOOOOO, all i kept thinking about was that puss.

Finally made it past the accident and drove to Houma. Made it to her house and her sister was there and kept talking about going the library, but bitch wouldnt leave. Finally she took a hint.

Kristy took me back to her room and poured some old as syrup on me or some shit trying to be kinky i guess. Anyway, I plowed her for about a good 45 min, then looked at my watch and said "shit...i gotta head back home to get my lil sister off the bus"

Hopped in my ride, and peaced clean the fuck out.

But yea...Houma is on some borderline duck dynasty looking shit

Foaming with dat white

Lmao

Foaming might not be a good thing and it looked like icing :>

not now Beezus

Im sure you know what i meant

Im not talking bout some foam from the mouth of Kujo

you know what...why am i explaining myself

the real playas knew what i was talking about

gon head Beezus

 

[Jamaican Curry Bwoy]

Swear 4 god pof hates me. I'm in Dallas it tells me batches in Houston, or in west Texas wanna meet. Fuck this shit

Lol, Purple kisses added me on instagram at random a couple weeks ago, and I have no idea who she is.

 

[God_Yunn]

Why is Beezus even in here? Lol

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

Why is Beezus even in here? Lol

Lol even she must bask in the glory of the scumbags considering one has been inside of her. She recognizes excellence that's all.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Why is Beezus even in here? Lol

Lol even she must bask in the glory of the scumbags considering one has been inside of her. She recognizes excellence that's all.

...that s@@@ that makes your soul burn slow.

 

[Stew]

Why is Beezus even in here? Lol

Lol even she must bask in the glory of the scumbags considering one has been inside of her. She recognizes excellence that's all.

 

[Beezus]

just getting caught up

salute

but uhh yea...Re: Houma

man...the things ngas do for some puss

After Katrina, i was out of work getting unemployment. But prior to that, i used to smash this chick in one of my classes who was from houma. I called her Kristy Kreme b/c her puss used to be just foaming wit dat white. Shit looked like icing.

But anyway, we reconnected back through fb (before all the bs it is now, back when you actually had to be in college to use it) and she kept going on and on about how much she missed fucking me

FF, she wanted me to come to Houma. I had never been there before and its about an hr or so from Baton Rouge. So, this is where the niggas aint shit part of the story takes place. I remember they had this huge ass wreck on the interstate that was like backed up for like 45 min to an hr. I should've just turned around once it cleared and took my ass home, but NOOOOOO, all i kept thinking about was that puss.

Finally made it past the accident and drove to Houma. Made it to her house and her sister was there and kept talking about going the library, but bitch wouldnt leave. Finally she took a hint.

Kristy took me back to her room and poured some old as syrup on me or some shit trying to be kinky i guess. Anyway, I plowed her for about a good 45 min, then looked at my watch and said "shit...i gotta head back home to get my lil sister off the bus"

Hopped in my ride, and peaced clean the fuck out.

But yea...Houma is on some borderline duck dynasty looking shit

Foaming with dat white

Lmao

Foaming might not be a good thing and it looked like icing :>

not now Beezus

Im sure you know what i meant

Im not talking bout some foam from the mouth of Kujo

you know what...why am i explaining myself

the real playas knew what i was talking about

gon head Beezus

Upgrade

 

[Beezus]

Why is Beezus even in here? Lol

Cuz I'm a scumbag

 

[Stew]

@GodNThaBuild'n u ever hear back from Becky?

 

[Beta]

What's a good opening line for these hoes?

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

What's a good opening line for these hoes?

"Sup bitch."

B/c proper/respectful greetings such as Hey, Hello, How are you, etc. are deemed an online dating no no to these hefas. Smh.

 

[Beta]

Idk all these hoes seem pretentious and stuck up...

I can tell because they say they have dreams of being successful and have pics in their gown for graduation

 

[damobb2deep]

Idk all these hoes seem pretentious and stuck up...

I can tell because they say they have dreams of being successful and have pics in their gown for graduation

Honestly its trial and error... online dating for females is easy as fuck (especially if you decent looking) all you gotta do is post a few pics and wait for the thirst... a good percentage of these chicks don't even want anything but to sit back and see how many niggas will message them with no intention of hitting them back.. it's basically like instagram...

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Idk all these hoes seem pretentious and stuck up...

I can tell because they say they have dreams of being successful and have pics in their gown for graduation

Honestly its trial and error... online dating for females is easy as fuck (especially if you decent looking) all you gotta do is post a few pics and wait for the thirst... a good percentage of these chicks don't even want anything but to sit back and see how many niggas will message them with no intention of hitting them back.. it's basically like instagram...

Exactly.

You got these average or ugg mugg lookin broads actin like they're dime divas, makin these list of demands of what they want from a guy. Actin stuck up like they're too good to acknowledge you. Make me wanna tell'em "Bitch you lucky i even GLANCED at your page! FOH!"

Its pretty much an easy way for these broads to get their heads swell up.

 

[Negro_Caesar]

Online dating is super simple.

 

[God_Yunn]

Why is Beezus even in here? Lol

Cuz I'm a scumbag

No you're not lol. Dont let these cats in here hype you up. You go be a creepsetter

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

@GodNThaBuild'n u ever hear back from Becky?

Fuck no and tha bitch even made a matched for my shit

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

Idk all these hoes seem pretentious and stuck up...

I can tell because they say they have dreams of being successful and have pics in their gown for graduation

Bet they have degrees in useless shit tho. Them chicks just want a dude to save em

 

[TonyDubbz]

I locked one in last night, goin out today. About to upload some screenies and then drop pics. The other lil bitch i said I was gonna work on flaked on me, a lot of these chicks talk a big game till it comes down to meeting or comes close to time to meet then they go ghost or quiet.. Mad my time was wasted but this next one more than makes up for it.