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Teacher banned for sex with pupil, 16, she seduced on Facebook (W/Pics)

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By: David Pilditch

Clare Horton, 33, slept with the 16-year-old at her home when he should have been studying for his GCSE exams. The mother-of-two sent messages to him on the networking site after posting sexy “selfie” photographs taken on a mobile. These included images of the design and technology teacher in a crop-top and a little black dress with a plunging neckline. A disciplinary hearing was told Mrs Horton, head of Year 11, met with the schoolboy for a revision “rendezvous” before driving him to her home for sex on the sofa. The boy, Pupil A, admitted to police he had sex with the teacher but didn’t want to press charges. Presenting officer Martin Jones told a conduct hearing: “The student, 16 at the time, was in Facebook contact with Mrs Horton.

“That led to them meeting up towards the end of the school year – he came to her home and slept there. Mrs Horton’s behaviour clearly amounted to a signif­icant breach in the professional boundary between her and Pupil A. This constitutes misconduct.” A Professional Conduct Committee of the General Teaching Council of Wales heard “a number” of pupils had Facebook contact with the teacher, who had worked at Fitzalan High School in Leckwith, Cardiff, for 10 years.

She met the youngster in the town one afternoon in June last year and drove him to her home 20 miles away in Newport. It was alleged that, after having sex, Mrs Horton dropped him off at his home and then went to pick up her two young children. But the teacher, going through a bitter divorce at the time, denied having sex, saying they fell asleep for an hour. But rumours spread and the teacher told the headmistress she had “slept” with the boy before resigning. Mrs Horton admitted to the disciplinary hearing in Cardiff she committed “the ultimate sin”. But she added: “I was in an incredibly emotional state and sexual intercourse was the last thing on my mind.

“All I took from Pupil A was the hand of friendship. To be told I was anything other than ugly, fat, useless and worthless was a safety blanket that I foolishly used. “He was very kind and listened. I was just talking about what was going on with my ex-husband.” Police investigated the relationship but the Crown Prosecution Service took no action. Yet the hearing ruled Mrs Horton had an “inappropriate and sexual relationship” with the pupil. She was given an indefinite prohibition order and must wait two years before reapplying to teach. The panel said Mrs Horton’s claims that she did not have sex were “unconvincing”. Chairwoman Helene Mansfield added: “She displayed a lack of awareness of her responsibilities and abused a position of trust.”

 

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Kids Have to Pay Hundreds of Thousands to Teacher They Called a "Perv"

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By: Gabrielle Bluestone

Three schoolgirls who falsely accused a California physical education teacher of being a "perv" who touched them inappropriately now owe the man nearly $400,000 in a defamation judgement, and one of the young girls — an eleven-year-old described as the "ringleader" — is also on the hook for punitive damages.

Forty-nine-year-old John Fischler filed a defamation suit after he was falsely accused of touching the young girls and peeking in their bathroom. Fischler was cleared of the charges by school officials and police, but declined to return to work due to a "poisonous atmosphere."

Opponents of the case said that awarding damages to Fischler would have a chilling effect on children voluntarily reporting abuse in the future. But the jury disagreed, awarding Fischler $362,653 in compensatory damages, and finding that the eleven-year-old acted with malice, making her and her family liable for punitive damages.

The jury will begin determining those punitive damages on Monday.

According to the San Jose Mercury News, the jury appeared to come down harder on the ringleader due to her "demeanor in court."

The demeanor of the "ringleader," now 14, appeared to have alienated the jury. She giggled often while testifying, and twice got off the witness stand, stood in front of the jury box and demonstrated a dance move and chant a school cheer. The jurors sat grim-faced without smiling.

In contrast, Fischler and his lawyer Robert Vantress were childhood friends, and Vantress argued the teacher's case with nearly humorless passion.

Hard on Hoes: Bad Review Edition... Woman Fined $3,500 For Writing Bad Review Of Business

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By: REBECCA "BURT" REY

A woman in Utah is facing a $3,500 fine (!!!!) after doing what pretty much most of us do when we have something to say about a business—leaving an online review.

In 2009, Jen Palmer's husband bought her some Christmas gifts from KlearGear.com. When the merchandise still hadn't arrived a month later, PayPal closed the transaction and refunded her money. Palmer tried to contact the company to inquire about the order, but couldn't get in touch with anyone. Frustrated, she wrote a critical review of the company on RipoffReport.com and moved on. OK, so far sounds pretty normal! Except, oh wait. Holy shit.

Kleargear.com says Jen violated a non-disparagement clause. It turns out that, hidden within the terms of sale on Kleargear.com there is a clause that reads:

"In an effort to ensure fair and honest public feedback, and to prevent the publishing of libelous content in any form, your acceptance of this sales contract prohibits you from taking any action that negatively impacts kleargear.com, its reputation, products, services, management or employees."

The clause goes on to say if a consumer violates the contract they will have 72 hours to remove your post or face a $3500 fine. If that fine is not paid, the delinquency will be reported to the nation's credit bureaus.

"This is fraud," Jen said. "They're blackmailing us for telling the truth."

Palmer also says she tried to ask RipOffReport to remove the bad review, but they won't do it unless she pays them $2,000! WTF. Seriously, no. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Palmer doesn't have the money to hire a lawyer to pursue the case, so now she's working with Experian to get the ding on her credit report removed. Hopefully, they are not batshit insane, too and will help this poor woman clear up this whole nightmare.

Although this does get me thinking, maybe it's not such a good idea to post all those angry diatribes on Yelp about the local KFC when they run out of ranch dipping sauce.

 

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Drama teacher who asked pupil for sex, played 'who's a virgin?' with her class and got them to mime sex acts is struck off

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By LUKE SALKELD

A drama teacher who asked a 17-year-old boy for sex and played a game with pupils called Who’s a Virgin? has been banned from teaching. Lindsay Black, 28, also urged sixth-formers to mime sexual acts at the Roman Catholic school where she taught, a disciplinary panel was told. She paid particular attention to a teenager who was performing in the school musical, and revealed to pupils that she fantasised about having sex in the drama class and cheating on her fiancé. Black sent text messages, emails and Facebook messages to the 17-year-old boy, asking him to meet up for sex. It was said the schoolboy, referred to as Pupil A, showed other pupils text messages from Black as he rehearsed for We Will Rock You, a show based on the songs of rock band Queen.

English teacher Abigail Watts said: ‘I heard comments from other pupils about Miss Black liking pupils and I asked what this meant. They said she had been Facebook messaging Pupil A – she told him she had a dream about them having sex.’ She added: ‘They had not met up but they had been talking about it.’ The hearing was told Black ‘flirted’ with the boy during lessons and sent him a message saying how she dreamt about him. The trained actress met the teenager while working on maternity cover at St Joseph’s Roman Catholic High School in Newport, South Wales. She contacted him on Facebook asking about his coursework – then began sending him messages talking about sex and alcohol.

Black told the boy she had a dream in which she performed a sex act on him, then asked him to meet up with her for sex. A Professional Conduct Committee of the General Teaching Council of Wales heard she even grilled the boy’s girlfriend about their relationship. The hearing was told that Black played a game in which she asked her sixth form class, ‘who’s a virgin?’ and made pupils stand up if they had not yet had sex. She also played a game named ‘I Have Never’ in which she would ask them if they had performed various sex acts. The hearing was told Black then encouraged the teenagers to mime sex acts and spent time talking to pupils about sex. When Black was confronted by the head of drama she told him it was just an exercise to get pupils ‘into character’.

Colleague Sandra Davies said: b that during drama classes Miss Black would talk about sex and she turned the lessons on to a sexual theme. She said she wanted to cheat on her fiancé once before getting married and that she fantasised about having sex on a table in the drama class. ‘They played a game called “I Have Never” where she would ask them things [about sex]. She would then get the pupils to act out the acts in question.’ The hearing in Cardiff was told how Pupil A’s academic performance had suffered as a result of the messages and he had to re-sit his AS levels. Black was interviewed by police following the allegations in 2011 but no further action was taken.

She later admitted engaging in inappropriate and sexually explicit conversations with a pupil via Facebook.

Black, who did not attend the hearing, denied talking to her class about sex and said the pupils had made up the allegations. But the panel found she had held discussions of an ‘inappropriate and sexually explicit nature’ with pupils. They found her actions amount to unacceptable professional conduct and banned her from teaching. Committee chairman Peter Williams said: ‘The conduct in question seriously affected pupils and was not an isolated lapse. Black’s actions are fundamentally incompatible with being a registered teacher.’ Black declined to comment at her house in Pontypridd after the hearing. Paul Bennett, chairman of governors at St Joseph’s RC High School, said: ‘The school takes allegations of unprofessional conduct very seriously and acts swiftly when such allegations are made.’

 

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Lawmaker Wants Library to Lose Funding for Teaching 'Mexicans' English

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By: Neetzan Zimmerman

Residents of Louisiana's Lafourche Parish will vote this Saturday on a controversial ballot proposal to use money currently financing the local library system in order to construct a brand new $25 million jail. Lafourche Parish Council members support the measure, which will see the library lose $800,000 out of its $6.4 million budget every year for the next 30 years, but no local lawmaker is more supportive than Parish Council Chair Lindel Toups. Speaking with the Tri-Parish Times, Toups insisted that the library has "too much money," and the so-called "jail tax" proposal allows for the funding of a 540-bed jail without raising taxes on parish citizens.

But for Toups, defunding the library is a necessary measure, irrespective of the rededication of funds. "They’re teaching Mexicans how to speak English," he said, referring to one library's Hispanic-language section, Biblioteca Hispana. "Let that son of a bitch go back to Mexico." "Mexicans" are the only ones "abusing" the system, per Toups. "There’s just so many things they’re doing that I don’t agree with," he said. "Them junkies and hippies and food stamps (recipients) and all, they use the library to look at drugs and food stamps (on the Internet). I see them do it.” According to the parish's "jail consultant," Mike LeBlanc of MWL Architects, the new jail is necessary in order to alleviate the overcrowding in the current jail, which is in a very poor state and is housing 145 inmates more than the 100 it was built to accommodate.

But Toups has what some might consider a conflict of interest in wanting to see a bigger, better jail built near the site of the old one. Toups' son and grandson were both incarcerated following a 2009 arrest on meth and other drug related charges. Library officials say the diversion of funds will severely impact the services provided by the system as cuts are made and the budget deficit balloons. A fact sheet released by the Lafourche Parish Public Library notes that some 43% percent of households in Lafourche Parish are not currently hooked up to the Internet and rely on the library for free Internet access.

Additionally, some 52% of all parish households are library card holders. "If you take $800,000 away from our budget every year for 30 years, that's $24 million," library system director Laura Sanders told WVUE. "We will have to make cuts."

 

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Lonely Man Hacks Off Own Sex Organ After Failing to Find Love

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By: Neetzan Zimmerman

A desperately lonely man who was unable to find a girlfriend decided he had no more use for his penis — and proceeded to cut it off.

Yang Hu, 26, from the eastern Chinese province of Zhejiang, had been battling depression over his inability to find love when he made the decision to slice off his manhood this past Sunday night after work.

Friends of Yang said the long hours he had been putting in at a local clothing factory convinced the man he would never find the time to meet a woman.

Hoping to curb his desire for a partner and believing his penis to be useless, Yang made the fateful truncation, only to quickly regret it.

He reportedly grabbed his bicycle and rode to a nearby hospital, but soon realized he had left his missing member at home.

He cycled back to retrieve it, but by the time he returned to the hospital it was too late.

Yang's friends blamed the hospital for literally adding insult to injury by failing to send an ambulance to collect Yang's personal belongings in lieu of telling him to go ride a bike.

"Natural" Diet Supplements Full of All Types of Crazy Speed

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By: Hamilton Nolan

If there's anything Americans enjoy almost as much as gobbling fried foods topped with Cheez, it's gobbling menacingly-named "diet supplements" in a desperate attempt to lose weight. Today, more evidence that Who Knows What The Hell Is Even In That Crap?

In what has become a regularly recurring story, USA Today reports that the FDA went and tested 21 of those "all natural" diet supplements in a real live science lab, and discovered that nine of the 21 contained beta-methylphenethylamine, a "'non-natural' amphetamine-like compound." Supplement companies say it is natural, because it comes from a plant called Acacia rigidula, but the FDA disputes that.

The data indicates that "all natural" products such as Fastin-XR, Stimerex, Lipodrene Hardcore, and Dexaprine XR may be adulterated with amphetamines. But they sounded so natural! What next? Will we find out that crystal meth is not an all natural substance, as well?

Stick with NO-Xplode, kids. Or just, you know, run around the block.

 

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Gunman and Three Others Killed in Arkansas Shootings

By: Kelly Conaboy

The AP reports that a man in Jonesboro, Arkansas shot six people in a home on Saturday, killing a man and a teenager and critically wounding two boys. He then fatally shot an employee at a nearby business.

At a press conference last night, Jonesboro police Sgt. Doug Formon said that a man and a 13-year-old girl were killed on Saturday afternoon inside a home where it appeared that a family was having a party. Four other people were injured and were taken to hospitals in Memphis, Tennessee, including two children, ages 8 and 10, who were transported in critical condition.

Formon said that police received a call about the shooting at 1:00PM and responded to a report of a second shooting twenty-two minutes later at a local business, where a worker was found dead.

Around 3:30PM, police got a 911 call about a car parked in the middle of a county road. The suspected gunman was found inside, dead of a gunshot wound. Formon stated that it wasn't immediately clear if the wound was self-inflicted.

As of Saturday night, police did not know of a motive and said that the investigation is ongoing.

 

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Fans Spend $400 to Stand An Arm's Length Away from Avril Lavigne

By: Kelly Conaboy

Avril Lavigne fans had the pleasure of meeting the "Hello Kitty" singer at a meet and greet after her recent performance in Brazil, during which they were instructed by security guards not to touch or hug her.

The privilege of standing somewhat close to Lavigne cost each of them nearly $400 (R$800) (and that is not including the cost of the concert ticket), but the intensely awkward photos documenting the event are priceless.

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Why that bitch think she too good to touch her fans?

The same people that make her rich

 

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U.S. Military Plans to Destroy $1 Billion Worth of Ammunition

By: Adam Weinstein

The Pentagon plans to trash $1.2 billion in small-arms ammunition and missiles that are probably usable, but it can't be sure, because military inventory records are such a mess.

That stockpile represents thousands upon thousands of untold rifle and handgun rounds and light anti-aircraft weapons, but they're spread across all four of the military's service branches—and when an individual branch no longer has use for some of its ammunition, it's almost impossible for a needy branch to get that gear, according to a GAO report cited in USA Today:

The services have inventory systems for ammunition that cannot share data directly despite working for decades to develop a single database. Only the Army uses the standard Pentagon format; "the Air Force, Navy and Marine Corps operate with formats that are obsolete."

The services hold an annual conference to share information about surplus ammunition and swap bullets and other munitions as needed. Data about ammunition left over after the meeting disappears from the books, resulting in an unknown amount of good bullets headed to the scrap heap…

Some of the report's details sounded like bureaucratic jokes from deleted Brazil scenes:

A request for ammunition from the Marine Corps, for example, is e-mailed to the Army. The e-mail is printed out and manually retyped into the Army system because the services cannot share data directly. Not only is this time consuming, but it can introduce errors — by an incorrect keystroke, for example.

Meanwhile, the Army straight-up doesn't bother to tell anyone how many Stinger, Hellfire, and Javelin missiles it has available in its estimated $14 billion cache, so no other services know to ask for some if they need them.

On the bright side, if Uncle Sam really is destroying the ammo, domestic freedom fighters can rest safe in the knowledge that it's not being saved for martial law or the FEMA concentration camps.

 

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Conspicuous Consumption Grows Along With Capitalism's Contradictions

By: Hamilton Nolan
http://gawker.com/conspicuous-consumption-grows-along-with-capitalisms-co-1570323335

 

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School principal fired for 'having sex with security guard and parent during school hours and leaving dirty photos on department computers'

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER

A New York City high school principal has been accused of sleeping with a guard, an assistant principal and a parent on campus while classes were in session, and leaving incriminating photos of the trysts on department computers. Annie Schmutz Seifullah, 35, was escorted from Robert Wagner Secondary School of Arts and Technology, in Long Island City, Queens, Thursday, where she was principal of the 7th-12th grade. Detectives investigating the allegations seized computers and other electronics from her office and home, which, according to the New york Post, contained pictures of her wearing only lingerie and engaging in various sex acts including a threesome. 'We are appalled by these disturbing allegations and acted swiftly to remove the principal while the matter is under investigation,' a Department of Education spokesman told the Post. 'This type of alleged behavior is completely unacceptable for any DOE employee.'

The newspaper reports that Seifullah's antics were revealed after a romance with a student's father came to a bitter end and the scorned lover turned over three department laptops he obtained while living with the principal.

The unidentified dad also gave investigators a video and audio tape in which Seifullah allegedly confesses to engaging in oral sex with an NYPD school-safety agent in the school security office. She also admits to getting frisky with an assistant principal in a book-storage room during school hours, while he was visiting from another school. 'I don't know what I was thinking. I don't know why I thought it was OK,' she tells the angry father in the tape, after he accuses her of cheating. 'You gave him [expletive] while my child was in the building,' he yells in the recording, according to the Post.

The dad also claims Seifullah admitted she had multiple rendezvous with an 'old lover' in a 'hidden location' inside the school. The father said he came forward because the mother-of-one 'played me for a fool.' 'Ms. Seifullah clearly used her power and position as principal to . . . seek several sexual partners at her school,' he charged. The principal, whose annual salary is $136,959, lent her lover money, according to records, handing over $10,000, plus $500 and $300 money orders.

She also testified in Queens Family Court as a character witness in his custody battle with his wife. She spoke as both his child's principal and as the dad's 'girlfriend' while on the stand. Dating colleagues or parents of students is not against school policy however performing sexual acts inside a school or placing sexual images on school equipment could bring about misconduct charges. Sefullah uploaded a picture of herself with the father, naming him and declaring with a heart icon, on her now-defunct Facebook account last July with the caption: 'A single dad walked in the office of my school and swept me off my feet.'

The pair split in March. Seifullah filed for divorce, presumably from her four-year-old son's father, last summer. The divorce is still pending.