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http://gawker.com/woman-has-to-pay-for-apartment-damage-from-neighbors-ex-1568780262

 

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Smh
http://gawker.com/black-people-are-cowards-1568673014

 

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http://gawker.com/some-federal-judges-are-too-invested-literally-in-the-1568703444

 

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http://gawker.com/some-federal-judges-are-too-invested-literally-in-the-1568703444

 

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http://gawker.com/smart-teen-brushes-his-teeth-with-an-airsoft-gun-1568654739

 

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Aye what are those links for?

 

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Posting links mobile

 

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C.A. Pinkham

There's a restaurant in Chicago selling a "wonut" — a blessed, glorious union of waffle and donut — and we can all just die happy now, because LOOK AT THAT FUCKING PICTURE. Humanity is never topping this.

The wonut comes to us courtesy of all that is right and good in the universe, and more directly, courtesy of Chicago's Waffles Cafe. Apparently, wonuts are deep-fried in vegetable shortening because the word "vegetable" makes it healthy, then dipped in sugar, marshmallow, maple, or chocolate glazes and topped with pretty much any of the regular toppings you see on pedestrian donuts. There's also apparently a whole wheat variety (WHY), and some utter, incomparable genius decided to make red velvet and green tea versions, because sometimes, life is beautiful and we can all ride to Flavortopia on a magic carpet made of unicorn farts.

We already knew waffles were inestimably and in every conceivable way superior to pancakes — this just proves it further. It's science facts, and you can't argue with science facts; that's why this concoction looks delicious with waffles, but it would look like a stretched-out hobo sock if you tried to do it with pancakes. I know I've said a lot of mean things about you in the past, Chicago, but man, you're really making up for it with this. I take it all back. I'm even willing to give deep-dish another shot if it means the promise of a wonut afterwards.

https://www.facebook.com/Waffleschicago/photos_stream

 

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http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/v...-israel-apartheid-comment.cnn.html?c=politics

 

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Jesus.

By WILLS ROBINSON

A Chinese man kidnapped his pregnant 21-year-old girlfriend, tied a gas tank to her back and ignited when police turned up to try and rescue her. Li Moulian, 36, dragged Xu Fan, 21, out of her bed and bundled her into the back of his car before carrying out the vicious attack in Huizhou City of Guangdong Province, southern China. The pair ended up side-by-side in hospital beds as surgeons battle to save their lives, but, despite the mother-to-be's horrific injuries, her unborn baby managed to survive.

She fell pregnant by mistake after a one-night-stand, but the pair decided to stay together and moved into to a house in Mazhuang New Village.

Sixth months into the relationship, the pressure seems to have been too much for the father-to-be. Moulian attacked Fan while she was asleep and dragged her out of her bed, telling her he planned to kill her. He bundled her into the car and drove around the town before police were able to spot him. They also received calls from disturbed neighbours who saw the young woman being dragged across the street. The girl was pulled from the car by police, but officers were forced to extinguish flames on her body. Both the man and women suffered life-threatening burns and were taken to hospital. The pair ended up in the same operating room side-by-side as surgeons worked to save the lives.

After rescuing the girl and extinguishing the blaze, police then rescued the man who suffered more severe burns as a result, and who is not expected to survive. The young woman's family said they had warned her against getting involved too quickly with Li Moulian, from Lufeng City located in the southeast of Guangdong Province.

Her uncle Wu Chin, 47, said: 'We had warned her that she needed to know more about him before deciding to spend her life with him, it seems sadly the warnings were true as he clearly has mental problems. 'To suddenly accuse her in the middle of the night trying to kill his parents shows he is obviously severely paranoid.

'It is a bad start in life for the child as well with the father having obvious mental problems.' Police spokesman Tao Hou, 36, said: 'As the police car with a siren approached the car with the man and woman inside, and another blocked off its escape route from the rear, the man ignited something in the car which exploded into flames.'

 

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SMH

This dirty, stinkin', tranny, gargoyle, hip-less bitch. The nerve of all those shady bitches.

 

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http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/01/health/veterans-dying-health-care-delays/index.html?c=homepage-t

 

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Me on the golf course
http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UUAOusPWc2w3z46Po1dav96w&feature=player_detailpage&v=RCnwJSbF4r4

 

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SMH

 

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Smyrna teacher charged with sexual abuse

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By: robin brown

A former Smyrna High School teacher and coach, who resigned while under investigation, was charged Friday after investigators say she performed oral sex on a 17-year-old boy inside her classroom after school.

Jennifer J. Suarez, 37, of the 100 block of Huntfield Drive in Smyrna, was arrested about 1 p.m. Friday, Smyrna police said. She was charged with first-degree sexual abuse of a child by a person of trust and released after posting $20,000 secured bail.

The investigation of Suarez, a math teacher who became coach of the school's cross-country team in 2012, began in February, after an allegation of misconduct reached police.

"Students and staff brought it to the attention of the school resource officer after some rumors started surfacing," Senior Patrolman First Class Brandon L. Dunning said Friday night.

Dunning told The News Journal he cannot comment on messages exchanged by the teacher and student or an alleged "video of the encounter" mentioned in court documents. He said police would not release specifics of the allegations or evidence.

But the sworn document police filed in Justice of the Peace Court to support the charge against Suarez gave details, including that Suarez began telling the boy, a track and cross-country athlete, during his sophomore year that she "had feelings for him" and performed oral sex on him.

The two planned the Feb. 11 sexual contact, which occurred in her classroom after school as another student stood outside the room's closed door, the police affidavit said.

The victim, interviewed March 18 by police with his parents and attorney present, told investigators he was kicked off cross-country after he started dating a girl who also ran, but "the 'flirting' [with Suarez] continued off and on," the affidavit said.

At another point, it said, Suarez "attempted to have him disciplined again for remarks that ... [he] supposedly made about her."

"His parents made him apologize," police told the court, then Suarez "began messaging him again. At this point the two began making plans for a sexual encounter."

They agreed to meet in her room after track practice, police said, and discussed their plans at length during a school planning period. "After track practice, they went into her classroom and she gave him oral sex," the sworn police statement said.

Surveillance video confirmed they were in her room alone during the planning period and after the track practice, police told the court.

Surveillance video also showed another student "standing outside of the classroom during the time of the abuse" and he told police his understanding was that Suarez was performing oral sex on the other student as he stood by the door, the affidavit said.

Smyrna School District Superintendent Deborah Wicks told The News Journal that Suarez submitted her resignation to the school board at its April 16 meeting, effective immediately, but said she could not comment on the case.

"State and federal law prohibits the district from discussing confidential issue," she said Friday night. "Generally speaking, however, I can say that the district thoroughly investigates with the police allegations of employee misconduct."

Her arrest shocked the father of a student Suarez coached on track and cross-country at Chipman Middle School, who said her reputation was so good that students transferred schools for the opportunity to run under her guidance.

"We never saw anything remotely inappropriate with her interactions with the athletes," said Jim Westhoff, who works as a spokesman for the state Department of Transportation.

He called Suarez's arrest "very troubling news," adding that "those of us who know her are very upset about it."

Suarez coached his son, who then was undefeated in cross-country and the mile race, Westhoff said.

"She's an extraordinary person," he said. "She was able to show my son and his teammates their potential in amazing ways."

Suarez could not be reached for comment.

Although Smyrna Police Department investigators know of only the one instance of her having unlawful sexual contact with a minor, Dunning said, "the investigation is continuing."

 

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Substitute teacher arrested for having sex with student

By: David Randall

CONEJOS COUNTY - A substitute teacher has been arrested for having sex with a student, according to the Conejos County Sheriff's Office. Wednesday afternoon, deputies arrested Cara Leann Holman, 30, without incident. The Conejos County Sheriff' Office began investigating Holman after the pricipal of Centauri High School in La Jara told deputies that Holman had been sending inappropriate text messages to a 17-year-old male student. CCSO says that their investigation revealed that Holman and the 17-year-old had sex outside of Antonito town limits. Also, a search warrant executed on Holman's cell phone turned up numerous inappropriate text messages sent to the student's phone.

Holman has been charged with Sexual Assault on a Child by One in a Position of Trust, Criminal Attempt to Commit Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor and Solicitation to Commit Tampering With Physical Evidence. She is being held subject to a $20,000 bond.

Holman is a substitute teacher at Centauri and Sanford schools.

 

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C.A. Pinkham

There's a restaurant in Chicago selling a "wonut" — a blessed, glorious union of waffle and donut — and we can all just die happy now, because LOOK AT THAT FUCKING PICTURE. Humanity is never topping this.

The wonut comes to us courtesy of all that is right and good in the universe, and more directly, courtesy of Chicago's Waffles Cafe. Apparently, wonuts are deep-fried in vegetable shortening because the word "vegetable" makes it healthy, then dipped in sugar, marshmallow, maple, or chocolate glazes and topped with pretty much any of the regular toppings you see on pedestrian donuts. There's also apparently a whole wheat variety (WHY), and some utter, incomparable genius decided to make red velvet and green tea versions, because sometimes, life is beautiful and we can all ride to Flavortopia on a magic carpet made of unicorn farts.

We already knew waffles were inestimably and in every conceivable way superior to pancakes — this just proves it further. It's science facts, and you can't argue with science facts; that's why this concoction looks delicious with waffles, but it would look like a stretched-out hobo sock if you tried to do it with pancakes. I know I've said a lot of mean things about you in the past, Chicago, but man, you're really making up for it with this. I take it all back. I'm even willing to give deep-dish another shot if it means the promise of a wonut afterwards.

https://www.facebook.com/Waffleschicago/photos_stream

 

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Eight-year-old boy threatened with expulsion from school for drawing pictures of Halloween costumes that included guns or knives

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By ALEX GREIG

Parents in Scottsdale, Arizona have removed their children from school after the headmaster threatened to expel their eight-year-old son for drawing pictures of potential Halloween costumes.

The boy was a student at Scottsdale Country Day School when his parents were called to a meeting last week. The principal told the boy's parents that their child was a danger to other children and threatened to expel him over the pictures.

These imaginative passages usually feature the boy as the hero of his story. In one highlight passage, he escapes a zombie at a haunted school. 'I'd open the window, but stand back quickly. Booby-trapped. Shoot the gadget - a rope gun - I'd swing across without getting hit.' Other entries in the journal are about saving the world from atom bombs and having the ability to stop bullets. Jeff told KPHO that the headmaster told him that he couldn't guarantee the safety of the other students around his son.

'In this situation, it's actually the principal of the school who bullied the parents - so much that we couldn't even be safe in that environment. 'I think we really send our children the wrong message when we show that, as adults, we're so afraid of our shadow that an innocent picture - that any 8-year-old might've drawn - is cause for this kind of concern,' Jeff told KPHO. He says his son has no history of violence or threatening other children. According to Scottsdale County Day School policy, drawings of weapons are grounds for expulsion. The school handbook states that grounds for expulsion include 'Any behavior that is deemed threatening such as violent behavior, drawings depicting weapons, blood, or aggression, or any verbal actions causing or threatening to cause harm to a person, group of persons, animal, or facility.'

Hero Bus Driver Stops to Save Woman from Jumping Off a Bridge

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By: NEETZAN ZIMMERMAN

Buffalo bus driver Darnell "Big Country" Barton says he only did what he felt he was supposed to do when he stopped his bus to rescue a woman threatening to jump from an overpass above the Scajaquada Expressway.

It was just another Friday afternoon for the public transportation employee who was heading south toward Buffalo State College with a bus full of McKinley High School students.

"It didn't seem real because what was going on around, traffic and pedestrians were going by as normal," Barton told WIVB, recalling the sight of a woman preparing to jump off the overpass's narrow ledge.

Security footage from inside the bus shows Barton pull the bus over and quickly walk up to the woman in an effort to grab her before she had a chance to do the unthinkable.

"She was distraught, she was distant, she was really disconnected," he said. "I grabbed her arm and put my arm around her and said 'Do you want to come on this side of the guardrail', and that was actually the first time she spoke to me she said yes."

After helping her over the guardrail, Barton sat with the woman until a counselor and a corrections officer who happened by offered to take over.

"Darnell won’t tell you this, but when he went back on his bus, the McKinley students gave him a round of applause," a Niagara Frontier Transportation Authority spokesman told the Buffalo News.

"I was supposed to be there for her at that moment and I was," said the humble Barton. "I wanted to convey that whatever it was, I'm going to help you through and it's not as serious as jumping onto the 198."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=H9l2TaLb9Xs

 

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Elementary teacher told to stop writing on students after boy is sent home with 'B' on his forehead for not doing his homework

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By DAILY MAIL REPORTER

An elementary school teacher in Houston, Texas, has been warned by administrators to stop writing on his students.

The teacher, who hasn’t been named, works at Thurgood Marshall Elementary School and has allegedly left marks on students on several occasions using a marker pen.

The matter has come to a head after one parent, Victor Jimenez, was shocked when his 8-year-old son returned home with a ‘B’ written on his face.

The teacher left the mark because the second grader – who isn’t named - didn't complete his homework.

Victor Jimenez, who complained to school authorities, told KPRC that he doesn’t believe the teacher should be allowed to keep his job.

‘For me, he does not have any professionalism or ethics at all,’ said Jimenez. ‘I do not understand how he can continue being a teacher.’

According to Jimenez this isn’t an isolated incident. He said he was told by the school that several other students have had the same issue with the same teacher.

The Houston Independent School District released a statement on Monday in which they confirmed that administrators had met with the teacher and that he had confirmed the allegations.

‘Administrators launched an investigation and met with the teacher, who confirmed the report. The situation is being handled as a personnel matter, and the teacher has been directed to cease the practice,' said the HISD.

Food Blogger Brags About Using Guys to Fund Her Fancy Restaurant Habit

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http://restauranttipsfromaserialdater.tumblr.com/ask

By: Neetzan Zimmerman

I can hear the script deal now: A cash-strapped "aspiring actress" and food blogger is being called a "manipulative sociopath" for devising a plan to date as many men as it takes to complete her fancy restaurant wish list.

Erin Wotherspoon, 24, of Toronto has been writing about her "venture into the maze of Toronto’s hottest resto nabes" on a Tumblr entitled "A Penniless Girl, Bad Dates & Plenty of Oysters." Though she has made no effort to hide her true intentions, Erin was officially "outed" late last week by a local nightlife magazine in a blurb outlining the lengths this "maneater" was willing to go to in order to check yet another "resto" off her 48-eatery "hit list." "And there isn’t too much she won’t do for a free gourmet meal," writes Toronto Life. "Masquerade as a practicing Jew in order to date guys on J-Date? Sure. ('I’d say my Hebrew is on the rougher side'). Target recent immigrants to avoid risking detection? Absolutely."

Speaking with a local radio station, Erin admitted to being aware that her serial dating is "not particularly nice," but insisted that "not all art or people expressing themselves [is] going to be nice." That last bit seems to have incurred the ire of Reddit's infamous army of men, which put out an APB on the OkCupid subreddit warning potential suitors to "watch out for this girl." One Ontario Redditor who claimed he had a firsthand experience with Erin said they had coffee together but he skipped out on the dinner she had planned "because she was boring." "[A]nd this, my male compatriots, is why you only ever do coffee on a first date, NEVER dinner," responded Redditor VULGAR_AND_OFFENSIVE.

Erin took Reddit's cries of "female Tucker Max" in stride, writing on her blog, "This just in, sometimes women don’t have the best intentions." "Reality check?" she added, "Toronto gold diggers exist. Be afraid, be very afraid."

Despite being content for the time being with trolling her dates and the men's rights movement, Erin told AM640 she'd be "receptive" to Mr. Right if he happened to come along.

"But at this point I just keep meeting Mr. Unibrow," she said.

 

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Amber Kraus, Science Teacher, Accused Of Sex With High School Student

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An Illinois science teacher is accused of carrying on a sexual relationship with a student at the high school where she taught.

Amber Kraus, 30, is charged with criminal sexual assault of a victim between the ages of 13 and 17, and aggravated criminal sexual abuse. Lake County prosecutors say the science teacher admitted having sexual contact with the Grant High School student, but denies that they had sexual intercourse. The victim told police that the two had sex at Kraus' Grayslake, Ill., home, and exchanged inappropriate photos.

Kraus has since moved to Mundelein, Ill., according to the Lake County Sun-Times. She was released on $10,000 bond and must obey a curfew as a condition of her bail, in addition to avoiding contact with minors, including the victim. The teacher resigned from Grant High School, where she had taught for eight years, after the allegations came to light Oct. 9. In a letter to parents, school administrators called the case an "isolated incident that occurred away from campus and involved no other students," according to the Daily Herald.

Kraus is not the first Chicago-area teacher to face allegations of sex with a student this year. In August, a 39-year-old instructor at a vocational school in Chicago was arrested after she allegedly had sex in a parked car with a 17-year-old enrolled at the school.