The Official Battle Thread 2k13 (every single battle, every single day)

[DOPEdweebz]

thread created, stop acting like a diva bitch

^^Queen of The Ring post.

 

[Trollio]

thread created, stop acting like a diva bitch

^^Queen of The Ring post.

jealous bitch in the crowd post

 

[DOPEdweebz]

thread created, stop acting like a diva bitch

^^Queen of The Ring post.

jealous bitch in the crowd post

^^Used to riding trains post

 

[Trollio]

hahahah deleting posts

hahahah you lost nigga....twice

 

[DOPEdweebz]

hahahah deleting posts

hahahah you lost nigga....twice

My bad I thought I posted my shit in thebattle thread instead so i deleted mines then realized I was in this thread.. then it looked stupid making you point at yaself saying you are "used to being behind men", so there was no point in keeping ya response to my non existent one.

 

[Trollio]

edit that thread to include a poll if you can, if not then ill just do another and reposts our verses

 

[DOPEdweebz]

edit that thread to include a poll if you can, if not then ill just do another and reposts our verses

cool

 

[geechee slim]

Umm... i thought someone had bars for me.... *sadness*

 

[Lou Cypher]

Nice! O Zone (Swedish Battle League) is starting to release their vids finally from their most recent event.

Crome vs Dizaster (Crome is the swede arsonal battled recently)

 

[geechee slim]

Dizaster is something else, but that blunt in his ear.... I'm jonesin' for some kush right now.

 

[DOPEdweebz]

Props @Dub_deux and I for being the only one to have hearts, and add @geechee slim to that list 2. The rest bitched out.

 

[lookdude]

Props @Dub_deux and I for being the only one to have hearts, and add @geechee slim to that list 2. The rest bitched out.

I aint bitch out the nigga elZo was unprofessional and ain't have his Barz ready yet lol

We goin Sunday though

 

[DOPEdweebz]

Props @Dub_deux and I for being the only one to have hearts, and add @geechee slim to that list 2. The rest bitched out.

I aint bitch out the nigga elZo was unprofessional and ain't have his Barz ready yet lol

We goin Sunday though

Well consider that a win cuz half the battle is just showing up.

 

[DOPEdweebz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lsHubnMjshM#at=26

Transcribedhttp://rapgenius.com/Daylyt-daylyt-vs-shotty-horroh-lyrics

[Round 1: Shotty Horroh]

They said Jerse won’t like me

There’s too much of a stretch and a slant.

They’re gonna need Tsu Surf’s subtitles or lengthen the match

Just so heads can adapt.

This was meant to be JC and Daylyt.

But J said he’d retract ‘cos his schedule is packed

But I would battle Arsonal, Pat Stay, Ness Lee, and Ness over Math

I’m not asking you to like me, I’m expecting a chance to earn respect as a man and a backing cos now I battle for bigger cheques and in cash.

I ain’t JC. And no, I’m no less of a match.

You’re gonna wish JC kept to his word and UW met his demands

Cos to get here, I had to face the bossman, and I made him bring the best in his class.

So you [?] brought your wrestling match and every single weapon you have.

Listen, Day. Shoot at me and I’ll move at a quicker pace and slip away so the bullet ricochets and hits your face.

Tissue scraped. Give your mouth that 50 shape ‘fore your teeth chip and break.

What I’m saying is if you leave that bulletin it’ll follow back regardless of a twitter page.

You try to be different, but in a different way. So he inks his face to get views equivalent to Drizzy Drake.

That why I see him beaming like Lil Wayne. I said that’s YMCMB ‘em like Lil Wayne

You think that’ll scare me? Big mistake, you lost someone you can intimidate

I’m about to break Daylyt down into little rays. Day won’t get through me like a window pane and a lick of paint.

You think he’s real. You will see a round posing like a picture frame.

Every round rhyming, is a round lying like Simba’s mane.

He got murdered by Skeleton, bodied by Interstate. Now me means you got killed by three whites like he O.D when we give him yay and he didn’t pay

I seen him on King of the Dot, although we never met before.

I’m thinking, “who’s he man?” Oh, he’s the one that Skeletor.

Keep acting like a Power Ranger and keep that mask on that head of yours. It won’t be enough. You need to bring your whole team together like Megasaw,

You’re just a novelty act. Someone to laugh at

He’s jumping around in some Enter the Dragon steez in his blog showing his nasty feet.

Dressed in those [?] acting Japanese [?] If he’s Oriental, lets see what happens when I put this can to knees.

He love’s comic books but this is classic because the first issue we’ll have needs protection like a plastic sleeve.

Pullit and get ready for this Magazine

He wants to look like a hero that’s why his face has got the ink in

Well listen, you Joker, I’m the Bane of your existence.

You kick down [?]

Oh, you have no [?] Two-Face when you say you’re the Kingpin

You got green gobblin’ dicks. Let’s see what happens when your playing with a villain.

Well I’ll catch him on a dark night and that large knife will put some Heath Ledger lacerations in his cheek and that’ll make him cry like DNA’s fascination with his teeth.

I’m fucking you up!

I’m fucking you up! The whole club can see.

Arsonal. He loves comics, so why’d you have a comic booked against a Marvell.

Well, I’ll let D see this ain’t just his league.

I’m fucking you up! The whole club can see.

Rebel, how could you have a comic booked against a Marvell.

Well, I’ll let D see this ain’t just his league.

 

[DOPEdweebz]

[Round 1: Daylyt]

Alright. I need everybody to put on they thinking caps, everybody. Thinking caps. Thinking caps, thinking caps Alright

Class is in session.

By a show of hands, who in here comprehend bars?… one, two…alright cool.

By a show of hands who feel like it’s nothing for y’all to think?…one, two, three. Cool, alright cool.

By a show of hands, who in here thirsting for that 2013 date? One? Alright cool.

Well I brought something for y’all to drink. They said we both can punch..nah

In a minute made, Shotty feel like it was gon be a horror flick as soon as I dig my way in.

For the niggas that don’t understand bars y’all better go…cool. Cos cos you ain’t finna understand shit I’m saying.

Now pick a low amount of victories. That Android said 16-17 maybe.

But it ain't gotta be a V-E-G to see that I’m clowning in a jump.

You still don’t get what I’m saying, son. Well you about to get found in the trunk. Ka

May-I, May I add up the fact that I can sell a fight?

They say I’m about to go ape-shit. Well I’m a calm that down after his tail get sliced.

Freeze-up. For the people who feel like I didn’t just say the greatest thing, Well if you ever seen Dragon Ball Z that’ll be your favourite scheme.

We got all night!

Yo, I said it’s pay day. But before I got some cents, I got some sense.

I sensed something was fishy about this nigga. He give me that sea smell.

Last battle, Ars said, you were bragging and boasting. Did you want to come aboard again. I said for sure. Only if it’s a free sale. Here’s something for y’all to see, world. I did this shit for free. Will he nap? Let the peeps tell. The last 2 battles I had under eye was bags like I didn’t sleep well.

Check this out, let me rewind that. Y’all wasn’t listening

Free, Willy, nap, sleep well.

He, she, shemale, no misses, doubt fire? bullets go in your nanny mouth.

When you see that four. Rest in peace, It’s not Bambi house.

I ain’t gotta say shit like I pull a swammy out.

I laugh at these rappers I draw macs.

Leave your dogs flat, put rapper to rapper. Your girl? I’ll actually slap her.

Cos Everytime I come around her, some shit seem wrong.

She say ten niggas hit, she a whore, hell, She’s like a door-bell. She done had a million Ding-Dongs

You seem strong but you couldn’t handle me shells if it was Team Obama. They scream he polish, I scream he God bitch. Youse Jesus mama.

Wait. Peel. Time. Off this performance I should get a Grammy, watch. I can smell victory

50 cents. Welcome to the candy shop.

Your life is like a sucker: you know, stick up, candy rapper with a sweet round,

No youse a faggot, a sucker, you take sticks up the ass, these candy rappers kinda sweet round

No youse a faggot, a sucker, this is a stick up, I can these rappers when I sweet round

No youse a faggot, a sucker, a nigga who takes sticks up the ass. But these candy rappers never had a sweet round.

Keep down, keep down. This where the beat-down begins. Y’all gotta watch, he losing

It’s proven that all suckers get lolly-popped,

I gotta watch, what I say around these type of clowns

They writing down: Tootsie pop Owls

Before you can count to three, these niggas bite your round.

Put the rifle down. Scope on him. Rifle sound, scope on it. I kill a parent b,

Get on one knee and give his bitch a gold round. Will you marry me?

I said, apparantly, y’all didn’t know he was a rapist. How could you let a child

Touch him? please, bro he’s like an Air bud three-throw, youse a pedophile.

Fuck him, I’ll let him down, like I ain’t hold my end of the bargain.

Ok bro, with all that dissing, you’ll be missing somewhere in the world, with Carmen Sandiego.

You’ll be a dead man. Ey yo!

With that being said, this cat so real. No more, win some and you lose some,

The new slogan is: “To the Batmobile!”

 

[DOPEdweebz]

[Round 2: Shotty Horroh]

So I’m a white guy, from England.

And back home I’ve never owned a sig

Real talk, I’d be a phony prick if I started rhyming about the chrome I grip

But that’s back home. You ever heard the saying “when in Rome, do as the Romans did”

Well I’m in New Jersey, as soon as I got off the plane I told Arsonal to bring me a loaded fifth just so I could hold the bitch.

(I did as well, honestly, I didn’t know what to do with it but I did)

Cos this is New Jersey, all over the globe this place is known for some loco shit

I could kill you right now, fly home, and no-one would even know I did

(I could though. I really could. No-one would know. No-one would know. I could get off)

I’ll say this part really slow, cos I know you’re slow as shit. I’ll spring into action, jump you and bounce, and no evidence from the po gon’ stick,

I’m no gangsta. But if I was I wouldn’t be rapping, motherfucker!

It’d be everybody dead. Your neighbours and your pets,

Your family would suffer.

Philadelphia in one hand. Kansas in the other. What’s that? Two Tech 9’s collabing with eachother!

(yeah yeah! we got all night! We got all night! He gon’ get this work!. Big up Jerse yeah.’yeah, yeah’)

Other than an accent and race and stupid tat on your face, what makes us any different?

All the government are killing all the poor people. It isn’t about the shade of your skin or the nation you live in.

Google “Manchester”. You’ll see about the gun raising the killings and how people are using grenades on their victims.

It’s not just the States, the jailing system is major business.

I’m here representing the ghettos you neglected to say existed.

There is a difference, cos I have the integrity not to diss your baby kid or any of your relatives you may of laid to rib.

That’s some shaky shit. I wouldn’t compromise my morals to take a win that’s for you shady kids.

Cos if I can’t beat you by describing you, it must be my day to quit

Cos real talk, Daylyt, you’ve been doing some crazy shit.

(he has aswell)

You fuckin’ grabbed a shotgun, put a camera on, and then got naked..shit

I don’t wanna go online and see a heavily armed naked rapper

I saw that and wanted to ban Day vids. Call me David Banner.

Then I saw a blog of him saying he’s gonna slap one of T-Rex’ boys cos he’s getting crazy with the grabbing and its gay and he’s a faggot.

But hes the one who put out a solo naked male video to mostly male demographic

Tryna gain a little of traffic, cos he’s the rapper no-one mentioned.

And when a thirsty bitch gets no attention, they ends up over-stressing and go and get it by doing a blog holding a loaded weapon to some broken smoke detectors

Just tryna gain a little traffic… just tryna gain a little traffic cos he’s the rapper no-one mentioned

..and fucking going against me, You know I’ve got that loaded weapon

And listen, I don’t care if I fucked my bars up.

Cos you got a fucking stupid tat on your face.

You can get smacked in a way

Shown up dressing like philistine

I’ll fucking light up this square like Billy Jean.

I mean, some said I wasn’t gonna show up. But that’s what the talk was about. Cos I’ll show up to the showdown to show off when the show’s on for all of the crowd.

Fuck it, Time, round 2. Fuck it.

 

[DOPEdweebz]

[Round 2: Daylyt]

Mook. Rex. Dan. We about to go Diamond when you add the Roc with Sean.

They added me into the mob cos they notice my grind.

Now I’m a lowercase “I” just a Dot with lines

You feeling a little optimistic. Prime example, you still a truck on E gas.

That’s why I don’t feel these niggas

You’ll get split in half, god. Thinking that you back undefeated.

I’ma kill these niggas. I’m half-God. I’m Achilles niggas.

I don’t feel these niggas when the war’s in. force in, leg-shot

Kill a kid if it hit a board shin. Skateboarders who want to.

Yo, I said. Skateboarders who want. Two. Will get rib stick.

I’ll give you a leg-around. Skip-it.

I’m two steps ahead with lines, drunk driving test, I’m hard.

How can Black fry Day when my lines the best by far.

You must done lost your marbles, saying I’m not a hard floor.

I show no sympathy, this is a big titty victory, something we can brawl for.

You better go Home, ‘less you wanna be a bum in a box- card-board

And you know I got the fours: Star Wars.

I bucket neck-head. My guns ain’t got no clothes on.

I blow domes out of space.

E.T I pack the fo’, holmes.

This for my holmes. I’m a beast. Gotta watch

Off my presence, it’s a wrap, feliz

Navidas, Dot! This is telekinesis fellas, realize it.

How many times I gotta show a nigga.

I’m an animal, feel my rap. Stop acting like you don’t know a nigga.

If my foes scandal, the fo scandal, scope on it. The fo scanned all when I explode

Cans though, it’s exploding candles.

Get tore in half, like the rest of your show was cancelled.

After, I rest him, I show cans so, any nigga feel like they free. I’ll emancipate him.

You feel you it. I’ll kill a clown. You’ll get a-round like transportation.

Patience, look how I spit tools. He’ll be a patient

In a hospital. I’m pasting. How I spit too is just so Amazing Grace nigga.

It ain’t about race, nigga. It’s about a race,

If we race then I’ll erase niggas.

You just the middle of my body-bag. Trash. Another waste nigga.

Dead, get your head, astro-naughts. You’ll be an outer-space nigga.

Laid out flat. Y’all see how I’m hurting these chumps.

Chrome slugs, bone-thugs. You wouldn’t Wake Up Wake Up if it was the first of the month.

You gon’ need lady love for these rapping divas.

Cos these niggas flow suck- they vacuum cleaners.

Bring vaccinations- cos Dog’s type sick.

And y’all my victims, Mike Vick ain’t got nothing to do with this.

You not familiar with skill? Then I’ll show you who it is, it’s me.

Every year I get a contract to break apartment. They always wanna lease a G.

To put me in front of a tall nigga to dance. I’ll treat em like France.

I’m leaning towers who want a Pisa me.

You capisci me? Come take a piece with me.

The piece with me. You either give me a break. Give me a break, we break off a piece of niggas head when we Kit Kats.

Big rats play Chuck-E-Cheese. That just mean I got killer toys smiling.

They like the violence. You sleeping on me, that’s bonkers. Crocodile Hunter ain’t seen this type of wildin.

You’ll be a dead man. Eyy Yo!

With that being said, this cat’s so real.

Y’all know the slogan- one, one, one, two, three… TO THE BATMOBILE!

 

[DOPEdweebz]

[Round 3: Shotty horroh]

So I didn’t write a fucking third verse…I’m lying I wrote a fucking third verse

(Shotty puts on a balaclava)

Machete cuts, sever stuff.

Leave you nothing but flesh and blood like my second cuz

Now we’re both wearing a mask to protect the mug, in case the detective look

But I can tell you ain’t killer. Real military never forget the gloves

(Shotty puts on black gloves)

Real killer never forget the gloves. Oh, you’re militia

Well you can catch a rebel [?] that’ll level huts and leave you dead in mud next to head and gut

Leg and foot. 21 gun salute. Weapons up.

Body looking sloppy in the coffin so they kept it shut.

You ain't a soldier, when I’m around keep your medal tucked, I’ll get it took.

Medics rush. Body infected with septic pus. That’s dead enough

But 20 trucks infiltrate the place while your resting up just to cut the extension plug, connect it up.

To what it is, I gave you that last breath you took.

Cos this is- Guerrilla war. Mission to kill em ‘all!

Bullets’ll be flying from the window to the wall

Two teams flanking him. Pistols in the paws.

C4 backpacks sticking to the doors.

SAY IT AGAIN? SHALL I SAY IT AGAIN? SHALL I SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN?

Cos this is- Guerrilla war. Mission to kill em ‘all!

Bullets’ll be flying from the window to the wall

Two teams flanking him. Pistols in the paws.

C4 explosive packs sticking to the door.

You can die as a soldier, finish as a corpse.

If you’re living you’ll be hearing “mission is abort”

Fuck this mask! (Shotty takes off the mask) These gloves (Shotty takes off the gloves and puts his hand on Daylyt's shoulder), and all the fucking faggoty gay whispering aside!

I want them to know I killed you Daylyt, so I’m leaving these fingerprints behind.

Before Dot Mob, nobody gave a fuck about your battle bars.

You had to join because you had an average start and apparently gaining your own fans is hard.

So think before you do a blog tryna embarrass them talking about grabbing ass

Cos without that T-Rex behind you you wouldn’t be moving anywhere like that fucking T Rex in Jurassic Park.

Fucking… Those tats and scars don’t detract from the fact of how whack you are.

You can fucking go to your bedroom and do a fucking dress in Mr Miyagi’s garms and pretend your in a Mr Miyagi spar,

It won’t be enough. You can shake your head but you look like a faggot, rah.

Fucking. I’m a spiteful bastard. I don’t give a fuck if Michael Jackson shows up looking like Michael Jackson.

Yeah, I’m British

(Time)

No, not time. I’m British.

I came to rap. I came to rap. I want everyone at the back, the sides, and the front witness

You’ll see a white winter day like a good Christmas.

But lets go back to JC, cos you stay talking. J didn’t want to get overcrossing with lines, so that’s jaywalking.

That’s fine for him cos he get paid for it. It’s a fine for you because you have to pay for it.

Cos there’s nothing on my mind over the raining on Day, I’m brainstorming!

I mean, yeah, I’m British. I thought you’d have some more intricate shit to spit.

Like I’m not saying Day’s light or Day dreaming if he thinks that it’s a win

I brought some more intricate shit for him because its difficult when you’re from England and its tricky fitting in.

For instance, I don’t do drive-bys, I take my knife, stick him in the whip

Then hang him out the window when I’m doing 60 on the strip just to make him whistle in the wind.

 

[DOPEdweebz]

[Round 3: Daylyt]

There’s a lot of niggas in the crowd with their face like … damn, we ain’t know he spit

That’s cool, I’m cool. I tell em I’m just getting big, well

I’m Moby Dick. Now I got some English ass to kick.

I’ll be euro stepping on some Jernobli shit.

Soon as they coin toss me, It was Frosty the Snowman- these three rounds finna be cold as shit.

Shit. What you thought I wasn’t gon war on this main stage

You lying homie. Them three angles was nice…keep tryin’ homie.

You wouldn’t be at my peak if you was spying on me.

That bullshit, they buying phony.

Look how Kwik-E-Mart, I boo niggas

You didn’t know I sneeze on Africans? Atchoo niggas!

I shoot niggas with MKs, forearms. You copy? I’m Goro. If I let the 8 off

You will not see tomorrow. First option is: I went a whole lot of tops

Quit it, Y’all dolphins.

Second option is: stomach shot. You can get your rib hit like a frog talking.

Coffins lying bruck. Beef scarred. Will we be hard, no VR but you seem troopers

We attack with shells. Kill me? Cool, all my kids coming back with shells

I’m King Koopa.

I said, these new buts think battling me was the wisest suggestion.

I will tap a chin like I’m asking a Chinese a question.

I said, they question my status, that is weird.

You don’t see I’m thugging out this stratosphere.

Fear me, lad. I’m a street boy. This battle like a kiloid. I’ll make sure you hear the bag.

See where I grew up, for colouring they book niggas.

That’s just a day on in Watts, you know, for niggas who feel they cray, on in a box you go.

You’ll get found in a lake or stretch. Remember men, your power meter getting low, Shotty,

Just one more punch and it’s game over.

I’ll put Shotty in a box like a new shotgun. FINISH HIM!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yo! Yo! Y’all about to see Blackberry, damn I’m bold.

What I write right down, X a square. Damn, I’m cold.

Your life fairytale, Captain Hook, Peter Pan.

These big head kids think they fly. Til they get Capped in hooks like Peter Pan.

Nine of your boys got big head? I’ll give them cap ten hooks like Peter Pan

Take of your hat, before I give your cap ten hooks like Peter Pan.

You a Family Guy, say you a Captain? Who? them Peter pants.

Hold your bladder, before you get capped and hooked and pee your pants.

You’ll get your Captain hooked like Peter Pan.

He can’t take the loss, he’ll get capped and hooked like Peter Pan.

Now I’m off to the woods, My camp tent hooked like Peter Pan

I wish a nigga would come to my camp tent, he’ll get hooked like Peter Pan

Coming for when your niggas would roll up, but I cap tents, who? I’m Peter Pan.

Don’t block, cos when shield lift up, they wood, so you can still get caps and hooks. I’m Peter Pan

Now, you see where we’ve gone. We’ve gone, leave your wig on, I wig on niggas like a transvestite.

Someone put a wig on this nigga, he look like a transvestite.

Rex, remember that mack in the back of the Ac?

Well, my act was acting right, so I sit in my Ac and write

Like acc you right, I’m too accurate.

Ask a nigga. I'll axe a nigga, no accident. But My axe'll dent a nigga, and then I ask for dinner nigga, then these niggas brought me breakfast like I asked for denny's, nigga.

I said, Rex, remember that mack in the back of the Ac?

Well, my act ain’t acting right, so I sit in my Ac and write

Like acc you right, I’m too accurate.

Ask a nigga. I'll axe a nigga, no accident.

But My axe'll dent a nigga, and then I ask for Denny’s nigga, then these niggas brought me Denny's, nigga. Then these niggas got stripes like a bean bag.

But I’ll be the bigger person, you crying for the win? You can have it, T

See how I got these niggas feelings hurting. Who feel as if I’m hurting them?

Like when did I lose, no? I really got the win, did I lose? No.

I’m stretched out, long winded, am I loose? No.

We different breeds, He thought the window was loose. No.

I win dough and lose like the window was lose. No.

A whole lot of Sesame Street niggas. What’s today? Monday.

No, I got the burner so it’s Twos-day.

I start airing, it’s winds-day

I bring the goons. It’s hundred and thurs-day

You just got cooked. Its Friday.

Bullets putting your girl on her ass. It’s Saturday.

He thought he was gonna son, Day.

Man, you gotta stop handing me these weak niggas.

Now, with that being said, this cat’s so real.

Y’all know, you win some and you.. no, not that one.

Y’all know the slogan, this, No.

You win some, and you lose some.

Y’all know the slogan- to the… no.

You win some and you lose some, but you live to-

Y’all know the slogan, you ready: to the, no!

Y’all know the slogan, you win some and you lose some: To the Batmobile!

 

[A1000MILES]

I hate when niggas try to write out lyrics, but get em wrong...I know it wasn't you though, King...