The Official Battle Thread 2k13 (every single battle, every single day)

[Trollio]

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[THIRDSUPREME]

Classic

Are you saying it wasn't a classic?

Exactly like I said. Classic Nigga.

 

[A1000MILES]

Aye Verb got a song wit Stuey Rock...That shit go...

 

[Lou Cypher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Kdwvxngnqd8

 

[Lou Cypher]

 

[Trollio]

Scust at diz vs cortez

Not watching that battle

 

[Lou Cypher]

Im hype for that battle, they been goin back and forth for years

 

[jono]

Scust at diz vs cortez

Not watching that battle

Pffffft this the biggest battle of Tez career and he's gonna get killed.

 

[geechee slim]

So lemme put Top Cat in a bag right quick... Third round unlimited...

Punchlines and name flips, that's how we'll start

When Cat is my mark, you'll break-fast all day like Jack in a Box

You're under-plane when all your baggage is dropped

So travel, cuz when I air-lines I put a cat in a box! //

I woulda posted yesturday, I had this verse prepped so son stay sleep

But your mom said last night you was practicing your Easter Sunday speech //

Your boys want a party, I'll get the potato chips in a snap, black

Or 32 Lays Ruffles in bags like a snack pack....

........ Fuck I need to put it in SUBTITLES or something?

His boys want a body, I'll get their potato-chipped, and snapped-back

And all 32, lays ruffled, in bags..... like a SNACK PACK!! //

*DON DIMARCO!*

I bodied you in the last two, this last you wont survive through

I'm clappin at you like a proud parent at a recital //

ALL yo folks get the front page: FAMILY BIBLE

Shoot your soul, give 'um a hole-ie ghost like you at a revival //

Don't mistake it for a Chevrolet

When I say

I pull up and let the Baretta carry you away //

Burry you in clay, or drag you to the bay

Cuz Cat's dry, and I'll rather fuck up a wet pussy ANY day //

Now lets get personal...

Whatchu gone say? I only got less than 2000 post my whole damn life?

Nigga You got over 9000 posts.... LAST NIGHT //

Lets look at your past, I looked at your stats, I don't like it

That's 300-Wack, like King Leonidas minus the sex and the violence //

Your avatar's background has two faggots in the mist

Watching you practace jacking off imaginary dicks // (true story)

You said "if a girl's spoiled, then her daddy probably hit"

Which is why your dad made you his Top Cat, your mommy came in fifth //

I got hoes my nig, so I gotta pimp

Ironic how these hoes will turn a Top Cat to a Bottum Bitch //

I bought your death warrant, suit, tie, plot and ditch

Kitty Litter: How I put a Top Cat in a box... OF SHIT! //

I'll put your body in a bag

Then put that bag in a box

Then put that box in a trunk of a truck, and drive it off the dock //

Then swim down after you

Unlock, unbox, and unzip you

(pause) Just so you can take yo trash-ass rhyme-book witchu //

... You just lost a battle.

Just remembered i bagged TC a few pages ago

 

[A1000MILES]

If Cortez could go toe to toe with Hollohan...He can do it with Diz...

 

[THIRDSUPREME]

Body Bag!

 

[Trollio]

So lemme put Top Cat in a bag right quick... Third round unlimited...

Punchlines and name flips, that's how we'll start

When Cat is my mark, you'll break-fast all day like Jack in a Box

You're under-plane when all your baggage is dropped

So travel, cuz when I air-lines I put a cat in a box! //

I woulda posted yesturday, I had this verse prepped so son stay sleep

But your mom said last night you was practicing your Easter Sunday speech //

Your boys want a party, I'll get the potato chips in a snap, black

Or 32 Lays Ruffles in bags like a snack pack....

........ Fuck I need to put it in SUBTITLES or something?

His boys want a body, I'll get their potato-chipped, and snapped-back

And all 32, lays ruffled, in bags..... like a SNACK PACK!! //

*DON DIMARCO!*

I bodied you in the last two, this last you wont survive through

I'm clappin at you like a proud parent at a recital //

ALL yo folks get the front page: FAMILY BIBLE

Shoot your soul, give 'um a hole-ie ghost like you at a revival //

Don't mistake it for a Chevrolet

When I say

I pull up and let the Baretta carry you away //

Burry you in clay, or drag you to the bay

Cuz Cat's dry, and I'll rather fuck up a wet pussy ANY day //

Now lets get personal...

Whatchu gone say? I only got less than 2000 post my whole damn life?

Nigga You got over 9000 posts.... LAST NIGHT //

Lets look at your past, I looked at your stats, I don't like it

That's 300-Wack, like King Leonidas minus the sex and the violence //

Your avatar's background has two faggots in the mist

Watching you practace jacking off imaginary dicks // (true story)

You said "if a girl's spoiled, then her daddy probably hit"

Which is why your dad made you his Top Cat, your mommy came in fifth //

I got hoes my nig, so I gotta pimp

Ironic how these hoes will turn a Top Cat to a Bottum Bitch //

I bought your death warrant, suit, tie, plot and ditch

Kitty Litter: How I put a Top Cat in a box... OF SHIT! //

I'll put your body in a bag

Then put that bag in a box

Then put that box in a trunk of a truck, and drive it off the dock //

Then swim down after you

Unlock, unbox, and unzip you

(pause) Just so you can take yo trash-ass rhyme-book witchu //

... You just lost a battle.

Just remembered i bagged TC a few pages ago

you won that round, i give you that but u lost the battle

its like math vs rex

that round outshined the whole battle and people know it, but u still lost

 

[Trollio]

Body Bag!

you worse than that lightskin nigga who in dot mobb

 

[ohhhla]

@Top Cat

What do you think of Arsonal?

 

[Trollio]

@Top Cat

What do you think of Arsonal?

Ars performs depending on his opponent and the views that can be generated, thats why he battle top tier niggas from every league

When ars is on his shit, niggas get disrespectfully ran over

example:

hollow

illmac

con

shotty

pat

remyd

ness

when ars want views and just want to talk his shit, he coast thru it

example

vs tech

vs dna

vs rex

vs math

vs clips

the only time ars fucked up is when he battled hitman

it was his first battle on smack and he battled a nigga who was a fan favorite, something ars never was

plus he tried bringing his grindtime rap style over and freestyling thinking he would win in a smack crowd and got beat

you cant talk about squidward clarients,flicking boogers, and wrestling moves to a smack crowd shit aint cool

example when verb battled marv won in grindtime he lost but had they battled in smack he woulda won with that street shit he was on

its all about your environment, you adapt to survive, he didnt and got devoured

crazy thing is, he had his people there with him, even a dude in the crowd said 'kill this nigga ars" before hitman even rapped

hitman was there dolo and left with a body

other than that, it comes down to who you are to ars

 

[THIRDSUPREME]

Body Bag!

you worse than that lightskin nigga who in dot mobb

I don't know fam and I don't call men out by their skin tone faggot.

 

[Trollio]

you a groupie nigga who @ niggas in threads

your father should've shot you into a blender instead of yo mamas pussy

 

[THIRDSUPREME]

you a groupie nigga who @ niggas in threads

your father should've shot you into a blender instead of yo mamas pussy

That light skin nigga. That shit sound gay. I could never use that in a sentence.

Who did it?

That light skinned nigga. Pause.

And I @damobb2deep cuz it was a cheap seats bet you fucking lame.

Your screen name is wack...your avi is lame and you strive for ic fame. Kill yourself.

 

[Trollio]

Go to your room and cry

 

[lookdude]

Yo Elzo