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New KOTD Card announced. Its not a major event but has Loe Pesci vs Sketch Menace! thatll be watchable.

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math had a bad battle but he still won,pat is trash with those mom jokes and gay lines. i need to watch diz and arcane's bar buying ass lol
 
Originally Posted by Arcane905

Sorry G, but your story aint adding up. You called me the other night to profess your innocence but you can't seem to explain how someone would get on your online accounts without you being aware of it. So what, did Thesaurus put chloroform on a rag and knock you out with that? I mean, i know he has the face of a James Bond Villain, but really? c'mon son.

The truth is i've helped many battlers with their bars in the past, but you won't see me going around bragging about it cuz to me thats a snitch move.

I hooked you up with some dough before Xmas on some G shit... and judging by your recent actions, its just looking more and more like you sold me out.

so how much did Diz pay you to stab me in the back?

just curious...

Addressed to Caustic.

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Battle rap fans I have a few questions

Whats your.favorite battle of all time?

Which battler was you happy to see get bodybagged?

When did you start watching battle rap?

Whats your most memorable punchline from a battle?

I'll answer later
 
Whats your.favorite battle of all time?

This one is very hard for me to answer, I have 2 that i will post for now. Hollohan vs Pat Stay, This one was fucking crazy because everyone knew they were best friends, then there was a little bit of beef and then they announced a battle. Battle did not disappoint, they held nothing back from eachother. It was one of the most personal battles ive ever seen and was intense. Almost every line from both was a haymaker.

Thesaurus vs Illmaculate. Pretty much for the same reasons i like hollohan vs pat stay. Best friends, most personal lines brought up. Everyone thought saurus was way better than illmac back then but illmac put that to rest real quick.

Loaded Lux vs Murda Mook - Was never a fan of mook but i loved how these 2 just went back and forth for what seemed like 4 minute rounds, Lux destroyed dude imo. First smack battle i saw that i enjoyed.

Which battler was you happy to see get bodybagged?

Okwerdz vs Hollow and okwerdz vs Rone. Never was a fan of the dude, thought he was waaaaaay overhyped. When hollow destroyed him everyone felt like "every battler loses a big one" then rone came thru who was no where near as big as okwerdz and completely demolished him. Now nobody enjoys okwerdz.

QP vs Soul Khan - Conceited is the only one i can somewhat stand from the SONS, Khan was on the come up and when conceited rejected his offer to battle i was pretty upset because it would have been khans best opponent. Instead he sent QP in there. Khan easily beat him in 2 rounds, then he did that 3rd round dissing everyone. it was fucking hype. all of khans rounds were fucking ether.

When did you start watching battle rap?

I think i was 14 or 15, somewhere around there. I just started watching 106 and park, and then saw Jin on freestyle fridays. Got me interested in battle rap so when youtube got big i started looking at battles like Fight Klub and Smack.

Whats your most memorable punchline from a battle?

You know that souls blessed with it

im one of the chosen people

we wrote the old testament

you followed a phony sequel - Soul Khan

I saw a picture of your son

i thought something dont look riiight

you the only one out the SONS

That your son dont look liiike - Soul Khan

So fuck the stupid jokes and all of your dumb wordplay

ask your boys where they were 9 months before your sons birthday - Soul Khan

Bring up old spice or any ad you see

cuz im (?????????)

When im armed and hammered

if we have to take it to that degree - Illmaculate
 
Whats your favorite battle of all time?

thats a hard choice, i would have to choose 5 battles

hitman vs big t

qp vs blue magic

jc vs chilla

soul khan vs deacon frost

illmac vs the sarus



Which battler was you happy to see get bodybagged?


Math Hoffa. I was glad Calicoe shitted on him at summer madness. He use to think that tough guy meant he had skill when all it did was show how talentless he is. He sneak punched a lil nigga and that was his only claim to fame. No bars, no lyrics, no punchlines, just mediocre rhymes with aggresive tone.

When did you start watching battle rap?

I was 19 when i fully started watching battles. i seen the bet battles and fight klub someitmes but wasnt really major to me. i use to watch all the old battles before any leagues popped up. I'm talking enj vs nycks, jin vs serius, reed vs trigga, lux vs mook, mook vs millz and ec

Whats your most memorable punchline from a battle?

you aint from detroit, well i dont give a fuck you are to me- bmagic

your homeboy keep talking while im rapping..not cool, contract said i cant hit this nigga...not you- hitman

man yo girl talk about sucking my dick so much i thought we was in the army during our last date, cuz everytime we talked it was about face- big t

bang bang bang, praise pops- hollow

niggas know i dont lollygag but fuck it lets get straight into the muthafucking bodybags- tech 9

 
Whats your favorite battle of all time?

Jae Millz vs Murda Mook, pretty much the battle that got me into this. Plus Millz's last round is still dope to me...

Which battler was you happy to see get bodybagged?

Shotgun Suge getting bodied by K-Shine. Suge watches wayyyy too many gangsta movies and it bugs me

When did you start watching battle rap?

High school around '05

Whats your most memorable punchline from a battle?

When the scope is on it's like Pokemon, I Pickachu and Blastoise

-Conceited vs Illmaculate
 
Favorite Battle:

Arsonal vs. Conceited

Hope To See Body Bagged:

Goodz

When I started watchin Battle Rap:

It used to be hood tapes/DVDs wit rap battles on em...We watched those when we was lil...Like 10 years old...

Most memorable punchline(s):

"I got da burna. You know I got da burna. You heard about da burna. You ran like Jackie Journer."

"Every day he sits up. Jogs to the whip in fact(Ion think that line right). Orders some chicken nuggets. Does a set of dips with that."

"When it's real it don't gotta rhyme."

"Oh you mad cause I'm stylin on you."

"That story tellin shit you do? Whoo."

Jones whole battle against Jin...
 
A1000MILES;5429446 said:
Dumbfoundead used to have stupid quotables...Dirtbag Dan too...

its alot of slept on grindtime cats

they battled at the wrong time cuz now they done with battles and you see cats tryna take they style

if they was sitll battling now..man url would have serious comp

 
gns;5429337 said:
Whats your favorite battle of all time?

Dunno,maybe hollow vs big t or Cassidy vs Free



Which battler was you happy to see get bodybagged?

None idc bout these niggaz like that....that arsonal body by hitman was crucial though

When did you start watching battle rap?

For awhile can't remember first battle

Whats your most memorable punchline from a battle?

Yeah I'm in the H listening to chopped and screwed...I beat passwurds and imma...imma beat okwerdz 2



Honorable mention conceited vs Jessie james, good lord

Oh and Johnny storm vs mosh whatever

Wish dizaster finished that battle with arsonal...arsonal got it anyway.

Hollow and loaded lux the best. But hollow lost to aye verb...maybe passwurds debatable and arsonal.....but he better than all of them.
 
gns;5429532 said:
gns;5429337 said:
Whats your favorite battle of all time?

Dunno,maybe hollow vs big t or Cassidy vs Free



Which battler was you happy to see get bodybagged?

None idc bout these niggaz like that....that arsonal body by hitman was crucial though

When did you start watching battle rap?

For awhile can't remember first battle

Whats your most memorable punchline from a battle?

Yeah I'm in the H listening to chopped and screwed...I beat passwurds and imma...imma beat okwerdz 2



Honorable mention conceited vs Jessie james, good lord

Oh and Johnny storm vs mosh whatever

Wish dizaster finished that battle with arsonal...arsonal got it anyway.

Hollow and loaded lux the best. But hollow lost to aye verb...maybe passwurds debatable and arsonal.....but he better than all of them.


arsonal got sacrificed by hitman
 
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