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bgoat;6358973 said:
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Might possibly flip a JUCO DT that's committed to USC....

Michael Wyche?

Yup, trying to get that former drug dealer down to the 305 lol.

I'm pulling for him. Seems to really want to be a productive person.

"I have a challenged background. I was a drug dealer and a mentor got a hold of me and turned my life around and I ended up going back to public school. I just took off and I went to junior college because I was just starting to do good. I've been out here for two years and I graduate for December. My parents aren't in my life anymore because my father is in prison and my mother just passed away in February," said Wyche.

Yup. Rooting for him to succeed wherever he goes.
 
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Richt on Todd Gurley ...

"I don't really know for sure on Gurley's situation. I would say it's doubtful.

Per Richt ... On Jonathan Rumph

"I don't see Rumph playing this week. I think Rumph is still a ways off in his hamstring, unfortunately

Per Richt on Tray Matthews ...

"I think he's doubtful. He could possibly come around. But he's not going to practice today."

These niggas got me talking to the KC like

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@BDB trying to recruit coaches

As if things aren't bad enough for USC. Apparently some Trojans fans have been posing as USC representatives and making overtures to two coaches regarding their head coaching position. Per the school's site...

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"In one instance, a person falsely identifying himself as a high-ranking member of the USC athletic department attempted to make contact several times with the Denver Broncos' coaching staff to discuss the Trojan job. That person has been identified by USC and appropriate action is being taken.

In another, someone claiming to represent USC reached out to a contact of former NFL head coach and current NBC broadcaster Tony Dungy, who said on today's Dan Patrick Show that he had no interest in the Trojan job. That person, again not a representative of USC, also has been identified and USC is in the process of contacting that individual."
 
Meltdown Time (non ATL edition)

Tennessee



LIVE UPDATE FROM KNOXVILLE

I CANT HEAR THE PEOPLE NEXT TO ME TALKING

IVE SEEN 3 PEOPLE PUKE IN THEIR SEATS

I AM DRUNK

THE POPCORN SEEMS EXCESSIVELY PRICED

ROCKY TOP BITCH

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING FUCK OF A RECEIVER. WORLEY MAKES A GOOD THROW AND YOU FUCKING....FUCK

I give up on absolutely everything in my life

Can we offer up Lane Kiffin as a sacrifice to whatever God is pissed at us for getting rid of Fulmer? Fuck this shit, I can't take any more losses like this.

Buy me dinner at least refs

I'm so sick of the one days or the wait til next years. I just can't take it anymore.

I think it's only fair that we sacrifice Worley to Georgia for the injury earlier.

You'd think we'd be used to this by now. NOPE.

god. it hurts so fucking bad to be a Vol. Why does this always happen to us? When are we gonna catch a fucking break?

IS IT BAD THAT I AM THIS FUCKING EXCITED TO BE TIED?!?

All of my friends are in Knoxville for the game and I'm home alone with my dog and about to break open my bottle of Jager to get through this game. Let's get it started! GBO!

EDIT: Now my dog is judging me, apparently drinking giant Jager bombs is frowned upon in this establishment. Well you know what Ridley? You lick your own ass, so there.

EDIT 2: I'm out of Red Bull but still have some Jager left over. Am I drunk enough to drink Jager straight form the bottle? We're about to find out.

EDIT 3: NOPE

EDIT 4: I've got more Red Bull, EVERYTHING IS OK!

EDIT 5: Shit! I've run out of alcohol! If we pull of this win, I feel sorry for my liver cause superstition and all.

EDIT 6: We've got a bye week next week and we lost but I'm gonna make sure I've got enough alcohol to make it through the SCar game in two weeks just to see if the superstition holds true! Go Vols!

EDIT 7: Now drunk me wants to buy a bunch of shit online. Someone needs to make sure I don't do that

I am going to go into GTA V and kill all of Los Santos.

I know that we suck,

Georgia is a better football team this year,

and that Oregon has some pretty cool fans,

but we will get better...right guys? :(

I'm so ready to just start being a full time NFL fan.

Go broncos

this game sums up tennessee football more than any game of all time

Just when I thought things were turning around, we go and pull the same shit we've been pulling for the past four years. fuck this, fuck that. fuck everything.

Fuck everything and everyone.

Bear with me, it may take a large wall of text to accurately articulate not only how I feel about this game, but also how I feel being a lifelong Vols fan. Scratch that, I can sum it up in one word: Goddamnit. That should just about cover it all.

Uhh, what in the hell is happening. Both GA and Tenn. getting fucked so much. I, um... I can't. I'm dead with a heart attack.

EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. We can never finish. EVER!!!! And so the painful, sad saga of the UT fan continues.

Christ.

This is unreal, either our players are undisciplined or refs wont let uga lose!

the ncaa couldn't possibly let tennessee take away a possible alabama vs uga matchup.

haven't called penalties all game...all of a sudden, the nazis show up?

ain't buying it.

They did not even show that penalty on vereen... very suspect

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory since... Well...forever

There is no question. We are cursed.

No way to prove he lost it before he crossed the plane. No way that should be overturned.

Are you f***ing kidding me? I can't believe we will lose due to the cheating refs.

Wtf we r cursed.. Lsu 2.0 let them drive 80 yards n then pig tries that stupid ****

I think the ref should call it a touchdown dont let a pentalty be the outcome of a game

It's the curse of Al Davis.... He's in hell and laughing his a** off........

can someone please tell GA to quit whining about injuries. We've been shorthanded for the last 4 yrs.

Replay did not how the ball was out of his hand before crossing the plane. No way to say that's undesirable. No way. No way. No way.

Bye guys, I'm going to go kill myself.

I need a blunt

I hate life.

That dumb a$ rule is what fu(ked us out of this one.

NCAA and the TV Networks don't want an Alabama

vs. Vandy Sec Title game, ad that would cost millions of dollars. And Vegas dropping a 10 pt line? BULLLLLLLLLLLLLSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 4 penalties on the final series? BS...we all are suckers...

#Absolutely a racket and the new slavery...

say what you want but I guarantee you if GA had done the same thing they would have ruled it a TD and said he broke the plane before he lost the ball. GUARANTEED

If they win the east Bama will rape them. Handily.

Fingertips touching the ball only count if your Jabar Gaffney playing in Knoxville. Another screwing we took. LSU QB clearly fumbling, nope they score 2 plays later. Another screwing we took. Or, more time on the clock at the MCB vs. UNC. Another screwing we took. Iowa State vs Texas proves they can call what they want. Replay and and that other BS doesnt matter. Saban gets any call they want, Notre Dame always has.



 
greenwood1921;6359856 said:
Why is Tennessee melting down?

They're battling with auburn as the texass of the SEC.

I'm laughing at Ole Miss for thinking they're not Ole Miss. They got these recruits fooled, now it's coming to the light.
 
Ole Piss

Who ever posted that thread about Bo not throwing an interception this season when he threw 17 last year, I fucking hate you.

Hugh "Shit the Bed" Freeze

For fuck's sake, Kentucky looks better than Ole Miss.

It never fails. Get a little hope, some momentum, a solid positive outlook on the year? Yep, here comes the turd. Get ready for a high quality bed shitting.

Well goodbye Well Played Football. I thought you only took a vacation for the Alabama game, but it looks like you're gone for good. It was nice having you around for 3 games. WAOM.

How do you not throw an interception against Alabama...

...and not see that fucker waiting to pick six your ass in the flat?

/facepalm

Guess I can go put my stuff up and get my red and blue knitting out since that run is over.

if bo didn't underthrow every receiver

he'd have a lot of tds this year

Please Look on the Bright Side

At least now we don't have to worry about anybody trying to hire Hugh Freeze from under us.

I think something happened to Bo. He had to undergo surgery and it probably fucked him, he's nowhere near as good as he used to be.

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP PASSING

and having fucking Treadwell throw god damn balls. he is not a fucking QB

WE ARE OLE PISS. Not even Ole Miss. OLE FUCKING PISS

Fuck Bo Wallace

He is obviously an idiot. I hate him. I am not going to another game. This is pathetic. I want to punch our entire offense in the balls. I am emotional. I hate my life. You would think Bo Wallace had an IQ of 12. I would rather see Forrest Gump at QB. I want to burn my house down. I don't mean any of this.

Our entire team has taken a massive shit on the field

Our defense is playing awful, and the one play they make we go WAOM and give it right back to Auburn . Our receivers are dropping balls, our qb is sucking it up.

Pretty sure A LOT of this is Confidence. Alabama shattered it.

Bo fucking wallace sucks so fucking bad

Sodomize? Rape with a bus? Think there's some equivalence there, but more than that, sounds like somebody's getting ready to try out for a theatrical role.

Why can't we win a fucking game that matters? I'm drunk, I want to sell my season tickets, and my dog thinks I'm crazy after that game. FDS which means fuck dis shit. So damn mad.

If I see 55 cam whigam

crash down on a read option and let nick Marshall bust it around the end where he should be I'm going to lose my damn mind.. Where the fuck is Channing ward, he must be smoking crack and they are trying to get a point across. He has to be better than 55

How much longer do we have to put up with Bo, our o-line coach not having a starting line, and Hugh freeze thinking he's back in high school?? I feel like we won't win another sec game this year except maybe state or mizzou. Maybe.
 
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The LSU Tigers have scored a total of 273 points through six games. The Tigers have scored a total of 273 points through six games. Tigers are averaging 45.5 points per game. For the first time in school history, LSU has produced 400-plus yards in each of its six games, not to mention that LSU has scored 30-plus points in each contest.

Tigers are giving up 24.7 points per game. To put it into perspective, the Tigers gave up 12.8 points per game through six games last season and 12.5 in 2011.

Florida is number 2 in the nation in Total Defense and LSU is number 44.

LSU is number 23 and Florida is number 79 in total offense in the nation.

 
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GetMoneyInDaN.O.;6360805 said:
soooo what i miss?????

Nothing much

-Stephen Morris violated the no fly zone

-Some Mormons ghetto gagged Texas

-Arizona st put up 60 on USC

and last but not least Aaron Murray claimed the LSU defense on his taxes
 
#9 Defense in the Nation in the most pass happy conference in the nation.

*Crank that Mike Stoops!

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*Now watch him YUUUUULE!

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