The Offical College University Handbook thread

[silverfoxx]

man dont worry about no damn broads...GET YOUR EDUCATION.

women will ALWAYS be there.

thats my advice.

and by the way i live in baton rouge. you from this area?

man dont worry about no damn broads...GET YOUR EDUCATION.

women will ALWAYS be there.

thats my advice.

and by the way i live in baton rouge. you from this area?

thanks fam and n I stay in the Westbank bro

aight. im born and raised here. go luck with school.

****daps*** much respect

 

[silverfoxx]

If your college's library has a "study room" which is a room that groups go into to practice presentations and stuff, study in there because no one will ever bother you. Go on your library's website and reserve the room for however much time you need.

Good tip bro, hey would that result me into not having friends or being a loner? And if not, should i just chill with my mystery roomate or something?

 

[SlickestR]

roommates are very beneficial, if you're tryna save money, food, cut down on certain costs especially if you're renting out a room..

next... Always, Always try to get scholarships, bursaries and grants that are being held at school

 

[silverfoxx]

Yea man trying to get a scholarship right now........ What about female approach? Should i play the wild type, no-simpness fuck bitches role? Ima natural laid back nigga and dont fake being myslef, but i never been around dormitory females...

 

[SlickestR]

Yea man trying to get a scholarship right now........ What about female approach? Should i play the wild type, no-simpness fuck bitches role? Ima natural laid back nigga and dont fake being myslef, but i never been around dormitory females...

I will give you different advice on girls than others, but... I say try to be around the types of women that is serious about

their education and succeeding in life, because those are the ones that will add something useful to you're experience in

college (not only just pussy, but they can also become future relationships, and with that you can be proud that you have a smart woman, with a great career)

if you wanna fuck and have fun.. wild out man, this experience only happens once.. but always have people

around you that wanna succeed and are SMARTER than you, (not to say you're stupid or anything like that) but you can

feed off their knowledge and be ahead of the game...

do what's best for you man...

 

[silverfoxx]

Yea man trying to get a scholarship right now........ What about female approach? Should i play the wild type, no-simpness fuck bitches role? Ima natural laid back nigga and dont fake being myslef, but i never been around dormitory females...

I will give you different advice on girls than others, but... I say try to be around the types of women that is serious about

their education and succeeding in life, because those are the ones that will add something useful to you're experience in

college (not only just pussy, but they can also become future relationships, and with that you can be proud that you have a smart woman, with a great career)

if you wanna fuck and have fun.. wild out man, this experience only happens once.. but always have people

around you that wanna succeed and are SMARTER than you, (not to say you're stupid or anything like that) but you can

feed off their knowledge and be ahead of the game...

do what's best for you man...

Appreciate the advice man...

 

[randomStalker2]

watch out for hos, be careful

 

[silverfoxx]

watch out for hos, be careful

Why should I watch out for hoes?

 

[silverfoxx]

and what should i suspect from roomates?

 

[coop9889]

If you find yourself wanting to pledge a fraternity, be discreet. Discretion is key. Dont go telling everybody. And dont be fake.

It's cool to get good grades. You wanna be the nigga that maintains a 3.6+ and is semi popular. Bitches love a nigga who can balance school and social life.

However, if you ever come to a crossroad... SCHOOL COMES FIRST. Seriously. No one party is worth missing study time that will have you fail a test.

Freshman year there is no excuse to not getting a 3.7 gpa or higher. Freshman year is your easiest year. Use it to cushion your gpa.

Attend every career fair even if its 6 am in the morning. Networking is key. I cant count how many of my classmates, goodlooking or ugly, popular or antisocial, male or female, smart or dumb, didnt have jobs when they graduated.

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THAT CATEGORY.

You wanna do at least two internships, preferably in the summers after sophomore year/ junior year. You want to have job offers by the time you graduate cuz if you don't real life fuckin sucks.

Fuck at least 10 hoes, have at least 1 ride or die.

Enjoy the last days of having minimal responsibility. It FLIES BY.

 

[kzzl]

Nigga, we use to wild out at USL (it's old name). That campus at noon is like bourbon street at midnight, packed. Keep on your P's and Q's out there. That partying shit can distract the hell out you, but don't get side tracked. Keep that GPA up and save the partying for later. Success never gets old. If you can check out a club called, "Shakers". Bad bitches in attendance.

 

[El Payaso]

When your assigned reading read it. Work your ass off. Take naps when you can. Smoke weed constantly it helps. I graduated in 4 years following that plan.

 

[silverfoxx]

Thanks for the OG game my IC brothers. Ima laid back nigga so i might rarely party, i just wanna smash some females tho to make up for my past short comings, but school work most def comes first. I sacrifice job, pussy, and friendships for it before.

 

[genocidecutter]

Fuck college

 

[silverfoxx]

BUMPED..... for accuracy. I leave in 4 days!!!

IC OG's is there any other thing I need to know about preparing for University life?

Also, just found out im rooming with a satanist and ima christian..... FML

 

[jono]

Look don't worry bout them hoes. Go to college and focus. Its not going to be easy freshman year because of the new freedom, but remember there isn't going to be anyone making sure you fed or going to class.

Be frugal with your money, spend your extra time wisely, anything you need to do (assignments) get em started early so you can slack off later. Get settled in school before increasing your socializing.

Never trust anyone to take notes for you, always go to class even if its boring and even if you are a buffoon you should still pass.

I'm a senior at a University. I started college later than most but it gave me a leg up because my partying days were pretty much behind me. I'm a nerd also so that helps but don't be scared to have fun. Just know when you can't afford to slack off.

Also DO NOT GET A CREDIT CARD. Whatever you do DO NOT GET A CREDIT CARD. Save your refunds for a rainy day, spend a little save a lot.

 

[silverfoxx]

Thanks fam...... Ima transfer student technically a sophomore but i been at a community college so i guess since its my first time at a university then im mentally a freshmen. My schoolwork has always been my top priority because my only fear is not being shit in life so i take opportunities very serious. Many sacrifices already (including pussy) has been made for my future and education.

Im also a square nigga, dont smoke and rarely drink. Dont simp hoes meaning not easily pussy whipped, and i try to be consciously aware.

Just not used to the freedom of a university and also the heavy amount of social networking thats rapidly going on lol.

 

[El Payaso]

DO signup for every credit card that offers you something for free.

Step 2: THIS IS IMPORTANT where it asks your income check the box marked 0.

You won't be approved for the card without an income but you will still get the free hat or whatever they're offering.

 

[silverfoxx]

@El Payaso haha good shit....

 

[shtoopid]

college is expensive. if you only saved up enough for tuition, and housing, you're gonna have a bad time. last year i had classes where i needed to to take trips out of town, buy the whole adobe suite (torrents aren't allowed on my campus), buy a new camera, etc. plus you need money if you're planning on going out.

i remember this one time a teacher told us we had to go to la. the train broke down, but she said be there anyway. we had to figure it out, and if we didn't, we would've failed. most classes aren't gonna have you travelling, but you will be given hard/unreasonable tasks. just suck it up and do it. the professor isn't gonna care about your excuses, and will have no problem dropping/failing you. high school teachers baby you, but having been to college you probably know that already.