The Offical College University Handbook thread

[blackrain]

Bumping for accuracy.

So far ULL college has been kinda wack.

1.My advisor fucked up my scheduling, resulting in me changing classes at the last minute now im playing catch up

2. My computer science dean dropped a ether on me and told me i should change majors due to me not being to strong in math, so now im lost as fuck.

3. My roomate is a redneck, he is cool sometimes but is afraid of black people and constanly ask questions about black sterotypes. Also he is an atheist and ima christian so you can imagine how the vibe is. He also kinda hold me back from social activity because his unawareness around blacks, and he plays world of warcraft all day.

4. The finical aid fucked up, resulting in me signing up for plenty loans and being behind in school work due to no money for books.

5. Most people at ULL are the same, meaning its hard for a fucking weird diffrent dude like me to actually relate to these 2chainz ass niggas and make associates.

6. Im in the Football sports dorm, which in a result is making it harder for us niggas to fuck with the girls here. Literally.

7. The school system is very unorganized.

8. Its hard as hell to balance out being a responsible person with school work or going out every night and to mingle and meet diffrent hoes. My focus on schoolwork so far is making me sacrifice football games, clubs, meeting new people, and getting pussy and dome.

And its just the second week of school smh. Cant believe i actually thought college was gonna be like rap songs and tv and movies shows smh. In my little time here, im noticing if your not mainstream or fitting in, then shit is just like high school. Also, racisim still occurs, and NEVER room with the football dorm lol.

2 weeks in? Man listen...one big part of college you have to learn to entertain yourself, especially if you're in a school that's not in a big city or a place with not much to do. I went to school in rural ass Carlisle, PA...nothing to do and closest major cities were DC and Philly both 2hr+ drive away. So me and my friends did shit to make sure we were busy and involved but still having fun...took over our school's radio station and pretty much had shows on every night of the week, took up dj'ing parties so not only were we always at events/parties but we were getting paid $350-$400 just for one night of dj'ing and drinking for free...you just got to find something you like to do and put your energy into that..

Good shit my dude. my problem is im just to fucking laid back to party and shit. I just cant help it. All i wanna do is talk to females, listen to music, and watch sports. Besides i rarely even drink. lol

I feel you, I can be anti social at times too and am more of a homebody than somebody who goes out...majority of times I went out was because I was getting paid to do so...shit got to the point where me and my 3 dj friends literally were the dj's for nearly every event on our campus. We stayed picking up extra cash just for showing up and playing bullshit music for 2 hrs at school event..it's a great way not only to be social but to network and just meet different people in general because you end up at so many different types of parties

 

[blackrain]

my girl and i roomed together my first year in college...no way i could have roomed w/ a random person..girl across the hall from us had the weirdest roommate ever lol fuck that

This another important thing to learn about college...you CANNOT LIVE WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS...plain and simple living together has ruined many friendships...learn whose living habits match with yours..just because you can hang out w/ somebody don't mean you can share a living space with them.

 

[#1 pick]

Join organizations

Keep your GPA up

Enjoy yourself, nothing will ever be as fun as college again.

Getting women or men is fairly easy in college. You will never have so many people your age and compatible like that again. I met at least one potential soulmate type there. Even though everything is global now, time available is limited once you go into the real world.

Network like Charlie said

Do internships and do em well.

Networking is everything.

Do NOT get out of shape. I played college hoops for 2 years, stopped hooping and gained 25 pounds and it was hell and turmoil to literally try to lose that weight.

 

[#1 pick]

nigga u got put the work in son son

its just the second week, you go like 6 or 7 mnths left of school, relax shit

u have to get that wrk out of the way ASAP, as soon as possible, i learned that the hard way

i'll b kinda frank, i didnt do shit in my first 2 yrs of college, no parties really, got over a dozen of girls numbers and hollered at them from time to time and i just got my GPA up, cause honestly these hoes dont give a fuck about your GPA

you should

now

im starting not to really give a fuck cause i got cushion, plus this my last yr in community college

soak up game from the niggaz that get pussy

you aint doing hmwrk every day 24/7, take a break and skeet some life in those hoes mouths

plus im tell you this, build a strong foundation, what i mean is, now its time to redefine the grind, go to sleep early on certain days

become more active socially, learn different vibes of ppl, practice speaking in the mirror so you dont even have to worry about if you stutter or shit around bitches

visualize you getting pussy, it will help, or if worst comes to worst, ask some bitches who are cool females about your game then usually DO THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE, of what the fuck they just said

you'll learn what i mean lol

dog its not like a rap video for everyone in college, thats unrealistic, some niggaz and bitches r still finding out that this aint high school, that clique mentality isnt as evident as it was

some are finding out who they really are, while others are knew what they were

thats y u here about some faggots coming out after high school, cause they were faking in high school

and with that room mate, just relax and know they you aint with a crazier ass nigga, who could be alot more trouble than that fat nigga (im not sure hes fat, but world of warcraft lol cmon)

im telling you just relax and not stress it, and build a strong foundation

cause when you have fast success, it can leave just as fast it came

yo another thing how weird are you lol

Good shit my G. Also learning that i cant rely on my looks just to sntach up hoes. I rarely used to approach females accept for reasonable reasons and then slide in my game. But now im learning i have to do something new cause hoes here are easy, but me just starting convos is something i rarely do unless i feel like it.

oh nigga and you got "looks" no homo, shit its should easier for you than wit dem hoes

and you got to get at these hoes like my brother said, make em like you

you have to get used to the fact that you have to start the convo and provide about 90-95% of the convo at the beginning cause thats how thangs wrk

i was the same way, im like these hoes should come to me, im a fly ass adonis ass nigga, i'll let them do the wrk

but i missed out on alot of hoes, becuz i was thinking they going to approach but shit i realized that these hoes are habitual liars, not used to talking to somebody thats not on facebook, they're social skills suck and just imagining the intimidation factor of them approaching a nigga like me

bitches aint shit, go after alot of them, chances increase nigga

i dont care who it is, talk to ugly ass hoes, but not all the time but be cordial and its for practice, dont worry about niggaz talking about you when you spitting your game

haters going to hate

plus whats hilarious is that you can b talking to a unattractive bitch and niggaz will clown, when they have NO BITCHES around them whatsoever

ive had hoes singing for me before, then they dont like a nigga for whatever reason, whether that may b i tried to hit on her sister or trying to fuck her friends

look nigga a closed mouth dont get fed,

you dont work, you dont eat

you dont grind, you dont shine

keep it gucci

Facebook wasn't hot till my Soph year, facebook was heaven dog. I had things set up no matter where we went. I had a goofy ass picture too. My teammates started copying my swag too taking pics like me.

GA Southern was heaven to a hooper.

I really don't think you need to focus on pussy in college, those things just come in college if you doing you. As an adult, you gotta work hard a little bit to get someone desirable.

 

[silverfoxx]

I fucked up big. Had a perfect opportunity to talk to this cute chick. She was by herself in the cafeteria in everything. Then we both left at the same time. It was like she was waiting for me to talk to her by the way the mood was and how she was vibing. Of course my bitch ass punked out.

I'm ashame of myslef right now. Like BB said, "closed mouths don't get feed". I gotta find a way to start approaching girls and stop relying on them to always approach me. I just ether myself smh.

 

[BigBallsNoWorries]

I fucked up big. Had a perfect opportunity to talk to this cute chick. She was by herself in the cafeteria in everything. Then we both left at the same time. It was like she was waiting for me to talk to her by the way the mood was and how she was vibing. Of course my bitch ass punked out.

I'm ashame of myslef right now. Like BB said, "closed mouths don't get feed". I gotta find a way to start approaching girls and stop relying on them to always approach me. I just ether myself smh.

dog i used to do tha same thing

all my "L's", are just lessons really not to do tha same shit again

u may or may not get an opportunity like that with her again, beautiful women are usually not by theirselves like that, but sometimes they are

you have to see it like this

throw looks out the window and focus on having fun wit her

and whenever your mind says shes going to walk up to me or she should walk up to me

thats when u should approach

and if you dont have anything to say, just say whats up and ask something about the school to break the ice

to start a convo off with a girl you can do alot of thangs

but i'll give u these options of starting off the convo, u can

1. talk about the enviornment u are in

2. an opinion on a topic

3. herself

i swear nigga u should b paying me for all this free game lol

 

[CottonCitySlim]

Bumping for accuracy.

So far ULL college has been kinda wack.

1.My advisor fucked up my scheduling, resulting in me changing classes at the last minute now im playing catch up

2. My computer science dean dropped a ether on me and told me i should change majors due to me not being to strong in math, so now im lost as fuck.

3. My roomate is a redneck, he is cool sometimes but is afraid of black people and constanly ask questions about black sterotypes. Also he is an atheist and ima christian so you can imagine how the vibe is. He also kinda hold me back from social activity because his unawareness around blacks, and he plays world of warcraft all day.

4. The finical aid fucked up, resulting in me signing up for plenty loans and being behind in school work due to no money for books.

5. Most people at ULL are the same, meaning its hard for a fucking weird diffrent dude like me to actually relate to these 2chainz ass niggas and make associates.

6. Im in the Football sports dorm, which in a result is making it harder for us niggas to fuck with the girls here. Literally.

7. The school system is very unorganized.

8. Its hard as hell to balance out being a responsible person with school work or going out every night and to mingle and meet diffrent hoes. My focus on schoolwork so far is making me sacrifice football games, clubs, meeting new people, and getting pussy and dome.

And its just the second week of school smh. Cant believe i actually thought college was gonna be like rap songs and tv and movies shows smh. In my little time here, im noticing if your not mainstream or fitting in, then shit is just like high school. Also, racisim still occurs, and NEVER room with the football dorm lol.

switch to an IT major as you can do what comp sci majors can do but they cant do what you can. I learned that from quite a few people instructors and people actually working with their BA's already