The Most FUKKED UP Ways you/witnessed someone got rejected?

[GetMoneyInDaN.O.]

your story would be epic of you could spell.....

typin in the dark my nigga.....just edited the shyt 4 u perfect niggaz

 

[1of1]

Aight I'm going to post about my massive L I took 2 and a half years ago. I was in a long distance relationship with this chick, I met her in Woodbridge, VA and I was living in Virginia Beach. So needless to say it's a 2 1/2 hour drive. But I was making that drive every weekend to go see her, and I'd get hotels, take this bitch to the movies, go out to eat and all kinds of shit. So I took a week off of work, and head back home to PA to see my folk and I called my girl and shit and she was telling me she had a late night that night so she was going to hit me up the next day. I was like cool, whatever. My nigga Kenny in D.C. and he hit me up at like midnight and starts sending me pictures of her at a party, dancing with some rich white boys and shit. I got pissed so after I spent time with the fam I went down there to confront her about it. I chilled at her house and she straight up lied to me, telling me she was at work, but I knew better. But she was bad and I was in love with the stupid bitch so I let it go but I told her that if I caught her cheating, it'd be a wrap. So the next weekend I go back up to D.C. and she acting mad funny, kinda distant. So I'm over at her best friend's house, with her, and her best friends sister. Then she tells me she got to work that night, but for me to stay in the area until she was done. I knew she was bullshitting but I had to prove it. So she goes to "work" and I'm at the house with her bf and her bf sister. So I straight up ask them if she cheating on me and then told me that she was. I asked them where she was really at and they told me at a party a couple blocks down. I'm like bet that, me and her bf sister get in my whip and we take off to go see where she at. I pull up to this suburban set of houses and sure enough the bitch is up front in the driveway making out with some dude. I get out the car, and her eyes get wide as shit. The dude she was kissing was mad bitch made and take off running apologizing. Then she tells me she had to lie to me because I wasn't invited to the party and I tell her that I could understand but why she kissing another dude. She starts crying and begging me to forgive her but I shoved her off and told her I was done. I get back in the car and take her bf sister back to her house and when I get there she asks me if I want to chill and drink. I figured fuck it why not. So me, Lauren(my girl's bf), Steph( sister) all kick it and drink. All of a sudden Lauren's hanging all over me and shit and kissing up on my neck and I was so fucking pissed, I smashed my girl's best friend's guts out. To top it off I recorded it on my phone and sent it to my girl in a text message. I left, and me and her don't speak for two months but I come back up for my birthday cause we celebrating it at my homeboy's crib. My ex and one of her friends shows up to my party uninvited. I played it off that I was cool and my ex trying to flirt with me. I'm like fuck it, let's get a grudge fuck out of this, so I smashed her in a bathroom and she looks at me and asks "Are we back together now?"

Needless to say I threw that bitch out of the party and her friend, and then smashed a bad Puerto Rican broad to top it off. So I lost for being on some simp shit, but I won in the end.

It seems like when chicks who are "friends" want their girl's man, they wait until they have an excuse to pounce and then go all out. Like the ho has been wanting to fuck you, she just needed the reason (oh, well she cheated on him so she fucked up the relationship. Now I can fuck him w/ no remorse and she can't say I did anything wrong b/c she's the one who fucked up the relationship0.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Aight I'm going to post about my massive L I took 2 and a half years ago. I was in a long distance relationship with this chick, I met her in Woodbridge, VA and I was living in Virginia Beach. So needless to say it's a 2 1/2 hour drive. But I was making that drive every weekend to go see her, and I'd get hotels, take this bitch to the movies, go out to eat and all kinds of shit. So I took a week off of work, and head back home to PA to see my folk and I called my girl and shit and she was telling me she had a late night that night so she was going to hit me up the next day. I was like cool, whatever. My nigga Kenny in D.C. and he hit me up at like midnight and starts sending me pictures of her at a party, dancing with some rich white boys and shit. I got pissed so after I spent time with the fam I went down there to confront her about it. I chilled at her house and she straight up lied to me, telling me she was at work, but I knew better. But she was bad and I was in love with the stupid bitch so I let it go but I told her that if I caught her cheating, it'd be a wrap. So the next weekend I go back up to D.C. and she acting mad funny, kinda distant. So I'm over at her best friend's house, with her, and her best friends sister. Then she tells me she got to work that night, but for me to stay in the area until she was done. I knew she was bullshitting but I had to prove it. So she goes to "work" and I'm at the house with her bf and her bf sister. So I straight up ask them if she cheating on me and then told me that she was. I asked them where she was really at and they told me at a party a couple blocks down. I'm like bet that, me and her bf sister get in my whip and we take off to go see where she at. I pull up to this suburban set of houses and sure enough the bitch is up front in the driveway making out with some dude. I get out the car, and her eyes get wide as shit. The dude she was kissing was mad bitch made and take off running apologizing. Then she tells me she had to lie to me because I wasn't invited to the party and I tell her that I could understand but why she kissing another dude. She starts crying and begging me to forgive her but I shoved her off and told her I was done. I get back in the car and take her bf sister back to her house and when I get there she asks me if I want to chill and drink. I figured fuck it why not. So me, Lauren(my girl's bf), Steph( sister) all kick it and drink. All of a sudden Lauren's hanging all over me and shit and kissing up on my neck and I was so fucking pissed, I smashed my girl's best friend's guts out. To top it off I recorded it on my phone and sent it to my girl in a text message. I left, and me and her don't speak for two months but I come back up for my birthday cause we celebrating it at my homeboy's crib. My ex and one of her friends shows up to my party uninvited. I played it off that I was cool and my ex trying to flirt with me. I'm like fuck it, let's get a grudge fuck out of this, so I smashed her in a bathroom and she looks at me and asks "Are we back together now?"

Needless to say I threw that bitch out of the party and her friend, and then smashed a bad Puerto Rican broad to top it off. So I lost for being on some simp shit, but I won in the end.

wait a min. you caught more W's than L's wit this post tho.

 

[SoutCity]

ok imma post this story about my dawg....and yall tell me is he lost kinda long though

so my nigga is in baton rouge and he tell me he met thsi chick.tells me she got a camaro and she be lettin him push the whip...break bread.im like nigga u got a winner.i meet the chick and im like ok she str8 and they kool.....so all of a sudden this nigga calls me up,and runs down whats been goin on wit him.he tells me this bitch be fussin at him like a lil boy....that this hoe will say she about to go to a party on the other side of town...just to chill for 30 mins then come home the next morning.this nigga was fallin 4 it 2.im tellin dude str8 up u pussywhipped drop that hoe.so he take my advice and moves out to houston and gets his life back on track.this bitch sees this and runs game on him and he takes her back....moves her in and tells her she aint gotta pay no bills.so my nigga got a good fuckin job makin damn near $40,000 a year..this nigga went and bought her a new toyota yaris and a fresh ass pontiac firebird...the bitch was rollin cleaner than him.i went by his house and the minute he wouldnt do what she SAID she would be like pack my shyt...not her pack it but him pack her shyt.

so time go by,and his brother always be fuckin wit him like how u make all that money and aint got shyt to show 4 it besides cigarettes and weed,and this hoe doin it big.so we all used to go by my brother and play madden,so we waitin on this nigga and just he peeps show up and im like where the fuck my nigga at.he tell me him and her was fussin in the car...and she just str8 up tells him she been fuckin wit and fuckin otha niggaz in houston,that she was tryna go to prairie view(anyone from houston knows thats a ride back and forth)cuz 1 of the niggaz she fuckin goin there.so he pissed and she tellin him let me out the car and he tells he call that nigga and tell him come pick u up.this bitch calls that nigga sittin shotgun in his car,and tellin the nigga shyt like fuck this lil dick nigga come pick me up at such and such location.this nigga sat in a mcdonalds parkin lot waitin on dude to show up,and then forced the bitch in the car and drove this how around houston for the rest of the night to try and get her to stay

so now the hoe dont respect him and out of the blue...this nigga tells me he comes home and all her shyt gone and the cars gone.he says he calls her and she tell him i got a nigga and he helpin me move my shyt back to BR.this nigga went hunt the hoe down...slashed the tires,and had the laws lookin 4 him.so months later he tells me he still talkin to her,and im like nigga u stupid.he braggin that she got a new car and all,im like she took a car u paid 4 and got a better 1,while makin him pay the note on a car she left behind.the hoe sells dreams to him and he goes and leases an apartment in september thinkin she gonna move in wit him the followin may.may comes around,she doesnt come,so this nigga breaks his lease and has to move in wit moms

now i dont kno who won in the end,but what i see in him this nigga bredit is fucked,got jacked outta 2 cars,ended up marryin an illegal alien(his wife russian),and she cant work 4 2 years til she get her papers so he gotta do everything,the other chick neva checked on her

Damn your boy needs to kill himself.

 

[black caesar]

These stories are funny but the Simp Chronicles Thread made by Platinum Greg before the second upgrade would have a lot of y'all taking notes and in utter disgust...if only that thread could be upped.

Hopefully this thread teaches a lot of y'all to put down the cape when you see red lights and stop signs if you ignore em you might end up as another narrator on here.

I remember that classic thread. That joint had some real life lessons. LOL

 

[philly_soldier]

Got daaaaayuuuum!!! How did you find out??

That night I hooked up with her best friend she and her sister told me about it and had pictures and shit, plus the chick had a secret fb account with pictures of herself with other dudes when we were together.

 

[black caesar]

Wow@ethering your soul twice. The fifth grade soul clap is massive enough, but when you lost the baby fat, got popular, and then she clapped it AGAIN? *Jay-Z voice* AUH!

Closest L I've taken to that is I was supposed to go to Japan with a chick a few years ago. We date for a few months, talked on the phone crazy long, and shit was kosher--most females don't really get my humor, but she lived in it, and she was smart as hell (taught herself Japanese on youtube AND was securing a Master's in foreign trade or something). I was supposed to leave in December, but by the end of October/Mid November, shit suddenly gets awkward. She's been in Japan for like a month. No dick. All girls facilities. So, I'm like, "Is she fucking broads now? Hmm..." I've found a place to live, got most of the money for the trip ahead of schedule, and everything's a go. I'm just waiting for her to pick up the phone so I can tell her the good news.

Nada. Zip. Zilch. Nothing. Doesn't answer the phone, texts, Facebook. NOTHING. No, she isn't dead in Japan. She responds on facebook to everyone but me. I ask what's up with the treatment, I get a generic "How have you been?" to about a paragraph worth of writing. That's code word for "I'm not going into this on fb, but be smart and figure it out." I take the L, cancel flight, living arrangements, and take the refunds to pay off my car. I delete facebook, move on, and never heard a peep from her since besides one article saying she'd moved her kids over there and was thriving "as a single, determined mom" in Japan. Lesson learned. Probably less bitter about the diss than most because I didn't lose any money on the deal. Didn't get to see Japan either, but I'll see that in the coming year or two, so it's all good.

You didn't really lose here. It could Had been WAY worse. Imagine if you had flown out there and then she dropped the news.

 

[philly_soldier]

Got damn, 8 guys? I was about to say that I'd probably take a girl back like a little bitch if she cheated and I really liked her (SMH at myself) but even I wouldn't do it if she was with 8 guys.

I did the first time, when I was in PA and my nigga hit me up with mad pics of her with at a party and shit when she was "working" but the second time when I found out how many dudes was running through that I knew there was no coming back from that. Shit hurt deeper than a mo'fucka.

 

[philly_soldier]

goddamn 8 guys.. sounds like u fell for a pretty slut.. hey man it happens.. especially when ur young we tend to put morre value on the outside of a bitch instead of whats inside.. nigga be caught up in how fine she is, dont pay attention how fucked up her personality is.. take it as a learning experience and least u didnt wife/knock the bitch up.. those are LIFE LONG L'S my dude

Yeah she was fine as fuck too, she was a short Peruvian chick. SMH. I thought she was too bad to be a ho. But nah, I wifed me up a good woman but it took 2 years to bounce back from that L, no bullshit.

 

[philly_soldier]

It seems like when chicks who are "friends" want their girl's man, they wait until they have an excuse to pounce and then go all out. Like the ho has been wanting to fuck you, she just needed the reason (oh, well she cheated on him so she fucked up the relationship. Now I can fuck him w/ no remorse and she can't say I did anything wrong b/c she's the one who fucked up the relationship0.

Yeah that bitch was a ho too. When I first met my ex and her I was tryna decide who I should go for but my ex looked like the innocent wifeable chick while Lauren I knew for sure was a ho cuz my nigga Kenny and his boys ran a train on her. Lauren had been tryna get me for a minute to smash but cooled out when I started going out with my ex, but that bitch waited for the right time, snitched on her best friend and gave me the puss. Lol. So all of them some trifling hos. In fact 2 years later my nigga Kenny told me she was on the DC craigslist before the adult section got removed. Lmao.

 

[Trollio]

damn man..glad i aint related to yall

 

[one_manshow]

I was saying the same thing when this thread just got started, but after reading some of the stories posted here since then...I'm starting to think that the losses are bigger in this thread.

Nah son that other had some stories that would put the best in this thread to shame...but then again this is the new IC so there always be new posters and new stories.

Back then you had stories that included emotions you felt sorry for the posters by just reading the opening paragraph.... sheeeeeeit some of the stories had scripts that would made Mario Winans I don't wanna know track look the best soundtrack for a movie.

 

[bignorm73]

Nah son, the lauces in here are worser.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

now i dont kno who won in the end,but what i see in him this nigga bredit is fucked,got jacked outta 2 cars,ended up marryin an illegal alien(his wife russian),and she cant work 4 2 years til she get her papers so he gotta do everything,the other chick neva checked on her

damn. damn. Ya homeboy lost on so many levels b.

why you think so fam?

I think you indirectly simpin with this post right here

chicks can get laughed at the same way as these dudes can be clowned

Cause girls stories would end differently. Our stories end with us just drinking our sorrows away or going on a fuckn spree.

Girls stories will end with somebody developing an eating disorder, severe depression, separation from family, pregnancy/abortion.......

And honeslty I don't wanna see the emotional effect I've had on the "monsters I sponsor" lol

 

[bignorm73]

[video=youtube;yg1R4DqtgcU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg1R4DqtgcU[/video]

Someone FOF this damn thread..........

 

[blakfyahking]

damn. damn. Ya homeboy lost on so many levels b.

Cause girls stories would end differently. Our stories end with us just drinking our sorrows away or going on a fuckn spree.

Girls stories will end with somebody developing an eating disorder, severe depression, separation from family, pregnancy/abortion.......

And honeslty I don't wanna see the emotional effect I've had on the "monsters I sponsor" lol

that whole post is just adorable nigga

simp mentality like I said...............you soft over these chicks haha

 

[bignorm73]

that whole post is just adorable nigga

simp mentality like I said...............you soft over these chicks haha

yeah. this nigga still feels love for these hoes. smh.

 

[Mr.Bocario]

Lol everytime I think Im being unreasonable to a broad, by not giving her what she wants I always think of this threads. Many lesson on proper simp technique can be learned from this thread

 

[bignorm73]

Lol everytime I think Im being unreasonable to a broad, by not giving her what she wants I always think of this threads. Many lesson on proper simp technique can be learned from this thread

Yup. sometimes i dont give em wht they want, even if i want too.

they cant be too comfy wiht you doin errything for them. they wont respect you lol

 

[Hendrix]

Yup. sometimes i dont give em wht they want, even if i want too.
they cant be too comfy wiht you doin errything for them. they wont respect you lol

I need to start adopting this mindset completely. I have partially taken this view but I struggle with the bolded part (I can't help myself when I want to give a girl everything).