The Most FUKKED UP Ways you/witnessed someone got rejected?

[blakfyahking]

I think the ladies need a seperate thread....dudes gettin played is HILARIOUS...females getting played is downright sad

why you think so fam?

I think you indirectly simpin with this post right here

chicks can get laughed at the same way as these dudes can be clowned

 

[JusDre313]

I feel you, but it didn't feel like winning at the time. I ain' fina lie, that shit hurt bruh. I left the part out where I was crying in the whip with Steph but two months later I still had that anger and the bitch shows up at my birthday party like WTF? But I'd say it was more lauce because I found out she cheated on me with like 8 guys in two weeks... smh @ these hoes. I just wanted to hurt her as much as she hurt me, you know.

goddamn 8 guys.. sounds like u fell for a pretty slut.. hey man it happens.. especially when ur young we tend to put morre value on the outside of a bitch instead of whats inside.. nigga be caught up in how fine she is, dont pay attention how fucked up her personality is.. take it as a learning experience and least u didnt wife/knock the bitch up.. those are LIFE LONG L'S my dude

 

[bignorm73]

The burn on me was multiple in 5th grade this chick liked my cousin he was in 7th she tells me to tell him so I do. This nigga starts talking shit thinking I'm fucking wit him. So next day we walking he yells out to this girl in my class (who then was bad as fuck) yo my boy rob likes you she smiles and walks off. Now I'm the chubby kid in class so when she smiled I'm like yooooo my cousin is like yo she feeling you. I walk into class happy as shit cause I've never even talked to her b4, rolled up she grabs me and in front of everyone yells WHY U TELLING PEOPLE YOU LIKE ME FUCKING GROSS. Yo right there got a - 100 to my life. Ok the rest of my school time there I hated that bitch.

Ok fast forward to high school sophomore year playing varsity baseball toned out i was a good big now. Seniors hooking me up at the parties splashing on chicks faces pulling some dime pieces so my swag was in full attack i roll up on her again she was with her friends i was like yo what's up and b4 i said another word she says the same shit ewe gross!!!! Swag now on E son a nigga almost cried..

Now last year same girl but now she ain't a dime no more that G got a hold of her she looking all fucked i roll up to the store i see her my cousin is like is that Alicia I'm like wtf hell yea that is we get out i see her jockin the whip b4 i hit the door she's like when can i get a ride in that i laugh we go inside my cousin is like yo she jockin hard son. I'm like this bitch, we go back to the ride she there asked for a ride again I'm like BITCH GET THE FUCK ON. Got in the whip found that mike Jones joint turned that bitch up and bounced out BACK THEN HOES DIDNT WANT ME!!!!!!!

G oT my revenge

This is the goat run-on sentence.

 

[devfan4life]

This is the goat run-on sentence.

LOL just re read that shit the whole thing was one big ass run on. But that shit took me back so I was all into it

 

[Trollio]

lost in life

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

jumpin jellybeans batman

 

[atribecalledgabi]

right there that day that chick created a MONSTER that every woman dude comes in contact with is gonna pay for...

i bet dude is ruthless now....

lmaoooo that's what everyone said when it happened. But I think he's engaged......not sure......to a good girl, so he made it out the flames like a champ.

 

[atribecalledgabi]

I feel you, but it didn't feel like winning at the time. I ain' fina lie, that shit hurt bruh. I left the part out where I was crying in the whip with Steph but two months later I still had that anger and the bitch shows up at my birthday party like WTF? But I'd say it was more lauce because I found out she cheated on me with like 8 guys in two weeks... smh @ these hoes. I just wanted to hurt her as much as she hurt me, you know.

Got daaaaayuuuum!!! How did you find out??

 

[b*braze]

somma yall niggas took some L's i dont think i couldve recovered from

 

[MAKAVELI25]

There's WAY too many happy endings in this thread. Some of the bitches had to have turned out successful

 

[bignorm73]

There's WAY too many happy endings in this thread. Some of the bitches had to have turned out successful

niggas usually dont tell stories until they have managed at least a moral victory

 

[Rey Negro]

There's WAY too many happy endings in this thread. Some of the bitches had to have turned out successful

I'll keep it funky since I started this hoe...

The girl I dropped $500 on ended up getting serious with dude from the story. 5 years later, she on Facebook, engaged with a daughter. When we (me and her) were 18, dude was 24. He had more shit goin on then I did being older. Apt, car, money. Now I'm 23, my life shittin on dude.

I semi lost. I got played like fuck but, Im making moves while she gave up everything she wanted to do to marry a bum type nigga. Im not hating though. Just observation.

 

[devfan4life]

Before some clown say it, I read this on SOHH.....its full of FAIL.....this has to be shared on Allhiphop.com

http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=3502471&page=17

At first I didn't want to share my story but after reading all the other posts here, I figured what the hell. Back when I was in the senior in high school, I was talking to this girl that was in the 9th grade. I know it's lame but I had to take what I could get. I only really saw her around lunch time but I would always be on her jock hard.

Since it was getting close to graduation, my father went and bought me a 1981 Ford Escort for $300 (this was in 2001). I thought I was stuntin in the car and when I told her about it, her eyes lit up like a christmas tree. I knew that this car would be the key to me getting the pu$$y. She came up to me at lunch all rubbing up on me talking about how her and her girls wants to leave school now and go to the mall. I felt like this was a good opportunity to get closer so I said I will take them. We all leave school and I drove all these hos to the mall. They all walking around looking at stuff and she all rubbing up on me talking about having sex and I'm hard as a rock. For some reason, she asked to hold my keys and I said yes like a dummy. Then we walk around a few more minutes and she whispering to her friends. I guess I was blinded by love because I did not notice anything weird at the time. They said they wanted to look in Sears and she told me that while she is looking, she wants me to run in lady foot locker and see if they have her size in a Jordan.

I ran in there like a dog and got the info that she wanted. I didn't see them outside of Sears so I just sat in the mall waiting. 30 minutes passed and nobody came out so I went and looked through Sears and couldn't find them. After over a hour of walking around, I go outside and my car was gone! I felt like crying like a little b1tch. This was before everybody had cell phones so I didn't have her number either. All I knew was her name. After pulling myself together, I had to take the bus home.

After catching the bus home, my father asked where was the car. I told him I let my friend drive it and that he would bring it back later. My father beat my a$$ and then told me to go get that car asap before he kills me. I called all my boys but nobody knew where she lived or her number.

Saturday comes around and I still don't have the car. After getting another a$$ beating, my father says that he is going to call the police to report the car stolen. I seriously thought she had a accident or something but when we got to the police station, I had to tell my dad the truth that it was really a girl that I had given the keys too. I told him I didn't think she would take the care but basically I was just trying to take up for her like a idiot. They refused to file a report because they said that I had let someone borrow it so it technically isn't stolen. I caught hell that whole weekend.

On Monday, I told my dad to let me handle it because I didn't want him to go up to the school raising hell and making me lose what little reputation I had left. I'm furious and looking for this girl everywhere. I see her standing in the hallway with a bunch of her friends laughing and giggling and she looked at me like nothing is wrong. I asked "where the hell is my car" and she just laughed and said "quit playing boy that's my car". Basically I just stood there getting hammered by all her friends. All I could do was go to the office and tell and they called her down to the office to see what happened. She came in crying talking about I gave it to her and **** like that. Since I had the papers on the car, they gave me back the keys and my father came to pick the car up. Not only did I never get the Pu$$y, my father never let me drive that car again since he decided to give it to my step sister.

This situation sucked so much because she told everyone I gave her the car and took it back. Everybody was looking at me like I'm a a$$hole. On top of that, I couldn't even drive it anymore so I was back to taking the bus. I never knew where she went that weekend and I never ever got the pu$$y

LOL just read this....this nigga snitched on a girl

 

[GetMoneyInDaN.O.]

ok imma post this story about my dawg....and yall tell me is he lost kinda long though

so my nigga is in baton rouge and he tell me he met thsi chick.tells me she got a camaro and she be lettin him push the whip...break bread.im like nigga u got a winner.i meet the chick and im like ok she str8 and they kool.....so all of a sudden this nigga calls me up,and runs down whats been goin on wit him.he tells me this bitch be fussin at him like a lil boy....that this hoe will say she about to go to a party on the other side of town...just to chill for 30 mins then come home the next morning.this nigga was fallin 4 it 2.im tellin dude str8 up u pussywhipped drop that hoe.so he take my advice and moves out to houston and gets his life back on track.this bitch sees this and runs game on him and he takes her back....moves her in and tells her she aint gotta pay no bills.so my nigga got a good fuckin job makin damn near $40,000 a year..this nigga went and bought her a new toyota yaris and a fresh ass pontiac firebird...the bitch was rollin cleaner than him.i went by his house and the minute he wouldnt do what she SAID she would be like pack my shyt...not her pack it but him pack her shyt.

so time go by,and his brother always be fuckin wit him like how u make all that money and aint got shyt to show 4 it besides cigarettes and weed,and this hoe doin it big.so we all used to go by my brother and play madden,so we waitin on this nigga and just he peeps show up and im like where the fuck my nigga at.he tell me him and her was fussin in the car...and she just str8 up tells him she been fuckin wit and fuckin otha niggaz in houston,that she was tryna go to prairie view(anyone from houston knows thats a ride back and forth)cuz 1 of the niggaz she fuckin goin there.so he pissed and she tellin him let me out the car and he tells he call that nigga and tell him come pick u up.this bitch calls that nigga sittin shotgun in his car,and tellin the nigga shyt like fuck this lil dick nigga come pick me up at such and such location.this nigga sat in a mcdonalds parkin lot waitin on dude to show up,and then forced the bitch in the car and drove this how around houston for the rest of the night to try and get her to stay

so now the hoe dont respect him and out of the blue...this nigga tells me he comes home and all her shyt gone and the cars gone.he says he calls her and she tell him i got a nigga and he helpin me move my shyt back to BR.this nigga went hunt the hoe down...slashed the tires,and had the laws lookin 4 him.so months later he tells me he still talkin to her,and im like nigga u stupid.he braggin that she got a new car and all,im like she took a car u paid 4 and got a better 1,while makin him pay the note on a car she left behind.the hoe sells dreams to him and he goes and leases an apartment in september thinkin she gonna move in wit him the followin may.may comes around,she doesnt come,so this nigga breaks his lease and has to move in wit moms

now i dont kno who won in the end,but what i see in him this nigga bredit is fucked,got jacked outta 2 cars,ended up marryin an illegal alien(his wife russian),and she cant work 4 2 years til she get her papers so he gotta do everything,the other chick neva checked on her

 

[MAKAVELI25]

ok imma post this story about my dawg....and yall tell me is he lost kinda long though

so my nigga is in baton rouge and he tell me he met thsi chick.tells me she got a camaro and she be lettin him psuh the whip...break bread.im like nigga u got a winner.i meet the chick and im like ok she str8 and they kool.....so all of s suden this nigga calls me up,and runs down whats been goin on wit him.he telles me this bitch be fussin at him like a lil boy....that this hoe will say she about to go to a party on the other side of town...just to chill for 30 mins then come home.this nigga was fallin 4 it 2.im tellin dude str8 up u pussywhipped drop that hoe.so he take my advice and moves out to houston and gets his life back on track.this bitch sees this and runs game on him and he takes her back....moves her in ands tell her she aint gotta pay no bills.so my nigga got a good fuckin job makin damn near $40,000 a year..this nigga went and bought her a new toyota yaris and a fresh ass pontiac firebird...the bitch was rolli cleaner than him.i went by his house and the minute he wouldnt do what she SAID she would be like pack my shyt...not her pack it but him pack her shyt.

so time go by,and his brother always be fucki wit him like how u make all that money and aint got shyt to show 4 it besides cigarettes and weed,and this hoe doin it big.so we all used to go by my brother and play madden,sp we waitin on this nigga and just he peeps show up and im like where the fuck my nigga at.he telle me him and her was fussin in the car...and she just str8 up tells him she been fuckin wit and fuckin otha niggaz in houston,that she was tryna go to prarie view(anyone from houston knows thats a ride back and forth)cuz 1 of the niggaz she fuckin goin there.so he pissed and she tellin him let me out the car and he tells he call that nigga and tell him come pic u up.this bitch calls that nigga sittin shotgun in his car,and tellin the niggashyt like fuck this lil dick nigga come pick me up at such and such location.this nigga sat in a mcdonalds parkin lot waitin on dude to show up,and then forced the bitch in the car ad drove this how around houston for the rest of the night to try and get her to stay

so now the hoe dont respect him and out of the blue...this nigga tells me he comes home and all her shyt gone and the cars gone.he says he calls her and she tell him i got a nigga and he helpin me move my shyt back to BR.this nigga went hunt the hoe down...slashed the tires,and had the laws lookin 4 him.so months later he tells me he still talkin to her,and im like nigga u stupid.he braggin that she got a new car and all,im like she took a cat u paid 4 and got a better 1,while makin him pay the note on a car she left behind.the hoe sells dreams to him and he goes and leases an apartment in september thinkin she gonna move in wit him the followin may.may comes around,she doesnt cme,so this nigga breaks his lease and has to move in wit moms

now i dont kno who won in the end,but what i see in him this nigga bredit is fucked,got jacked outta 2 cars,ended up marryin an illegal alien(his wife russian),and she cant work 4 2 years til she get her papers so he gotta do everything,the other chick neva checked on her

Breh, just cuz this is a hip hop forum doesn't mean you can write like a savage.

 

[GetMoneyInDaN.O.]

Breh, just cuz this is a hip hop forum doesn't mean you can write like a savage.

lol.....shyt i said shyt was long....and some niggaz got novels out chere

 

[one_manshow]

These stories are funny but the Simp Chronicles Thread made by Platinum Greg before the second upgrade would have a lot of y'all taking notes and in utter disgust...if only that thread could be upped.

Hopefully this thread teaches a lot of y'all to put down the cape when you see red lights and stop signs if you ignore em you might end up as another narrator on here.

 

[KNiGHTS]

The burn on me was multiple in 5th grade this chick liked my cousin he was in 7th she tells me to tell him so I do. This nigga starts talking shit thinking I'm fucking wit him. So next day we walking he yells out to this girl in my class (who then was bad as fuck) yo my boy rob likes you she smiles and walks off. Now I'm the chubby kid in class so when she smiled I'm like yooooo my cousin is like yo she feeling you. I walk into class happy as shit cause I've never even talked to her b4, rolled up she grabs me and in front of everyone yells WHY U TELLING PEOPLE YOU LIKE ME FUCKING GROSS. Yo right there got a - 100 to my life. Ok the rest of my school time there I hated that bitch.

Ok fast forward to high school sophomore year playing varsity baseball toned out i was a good big now. Seniors hooking me up at the parties splashing on chicks faces pulling some dime pieces so my swag was in full attack i roll up on her again she was with her friends i was like yo what's up and b4 i said another word she says the same shit ewe gross!!!! Swag now on E son a nigga almost cried..

Now last year same girl but now she ain't a dime no more that G got a hold of her she looking all fucked i roll up to the store i see her my cousin is like is that Alicia I'm like wtf hell yea that is we get out i see her jockin the whip b4 i hit the door she's like when can i get a ride in that i laugh we go inside my cousin is like yo she jockin hard son. I'm like this bitch, we go back to the ride she there asked for a ride again I'm like BITCH GET THE FUCK ON. Got in the whip found that mike Jones joint turned that bitch up and bounced out BACK THEN HOES DIDNT WANT ME!!!!!!!

G oT my revenge

Wow@ethering your soul twice. The fifth grade soul clap is massive enough, but when you lost the baby fat, got popular, and then she clapped it AGAIN? *Jay-Z voice* AUH!

Closest L I've taken to that is I was supposed to go to Japan with a chick a few years ago. We date for a few months, talked on the phone crazy long, and shit was kosher--most females don't really get my humor, but she lived in it, and she was smart as hell (taught herself Japanese on youtube AND was securing a Master's in foreign trade or something). I was supposed to leave in December, but by the end of October/Mid November, shit suddenly gets awkward. She's been in Japan for like a month. No dick. All girls facilities. So, I'm like, "Is she fucking broads now? Hmm..." I've found a place to live, got most of the money for the trip ahead of schedule, and everything's a go. I'm just waiting for her to pick up the phone so I can tell her the good news.

Nada. Zip. Zilch. Nothing. Doesn't answer the phone, texts, Facebook. NOTHING. No, she isn't dead in Japan. She responds on facebook to everyone but me. I ask what's up with the treatment, I get a generic "How have you been?" to about a paragraph worth of writing. That's code word for "I'm not going into this on fb, but be smart and figure it out." I take the L, cancel flight, living arrangements, and take the refunds to pay off my car. I delete facebook, move on, and never heard a peep from her since besides one article saying she'd moved her kids over there and was thriving "as a single, determined mom" in Japan. Lesson learned. Probably less bitter about the diss than most because I didn't lose any money on the deal. Didn't get to see Japan either, but I'll see that in the coming year or two, so it's all good.

 

[intalect]

ok imma post this story about my dawg....and yall tell me is he lost kinda long though

so my nigga is in baton rouge and he tell me he met thsi chick.tells me she got a camaro and she be lettin him psuh the whip...break bread.im like nigga u got a winner.i meet the chick and im like ok she str8 and they kool.....so all of s suden this nigga calls me up,and runs down whats been goin on wit him.he telles me this bitch be fussin at him like a lil boy....that this hoe will say she about to go to a party on the other side of town...just to chill for 30 mins then come home.this nigga was fallin 4 it 2.im tellin dude str8 up u pussywhipped drop that hoe.so he take my advice and moves out to houston and gets his life back on track.this bitch sees this and runs game on him and he takes her back....moves her in ands tell her she aint gotta pay no bills.so my nigga got a good fuckin job makin damn near $40,000 a year..this nigga went and bought her a new toyota yaris and a fresh ass pontiac firebird...the bitch was rolli cleaner than him.i went by his house and the minute he wouldnt do what she SAID she would be like pack my shyt...not her pack it but him pack her shyt.

so time go by,and his brother always be fucki wit him like how u make all that money and aint got shyt to show 4 it besides cigarettes and weed,and this hoe doin it big.so we all used to go by my brother and play madden,sp we waitin on this nigga and just he peeps show up and im like where the fuck my nigga at.he telle me him and her was fussin in the car...and she just str8 up tells him she been fuckin wit and fuckin otha niggaz in houston,that she was tryna go to prarie view(anyone from houston knows thats a ride back and forth)cuz 1 of the niggaz she fuckin goin there.so he pissed and she tellin him let me out the car and he tells he call that nigga and tell him come pic u up.this bitch calls that nigga sittin shotgun in his car,and tellin the niggashyt like fuck this lil dick nigga come pick me up at such and such location.this nigga sat in a mcdonalds parkin lot waitin on dude to show up,and then forced the bitch in the car ad drove this how around houston for the rest of the night to try and get her to stay

so now the hoe dont respect him and out of the blue...this nigga tells me he comes home and all her shyt gone and the cars gone.he says he calls her and she tell him i got a nigga and he helpin me move my shyt back to BR.this nigga went hunt the hoe down...slashed the tires,and had the laws lookin 4 him.so months later he tells me he still talkin to her,and im like nigga u stupid.he braggin that she got a new car and all,im like she took a cat u paid 4 and got a better 1,while makin him pay the note on a car she left behind.the hoe sells dreams to him and he goes and leases an apartment in september thinkin she gonna move in wit him the followin may.may comes around,she doesnt cme,so this nigga breaks his lease and has to move in wit moms

now i dont kno who won in the end,but what i see in him this nigga bredit is fucked,got jacked outta 2 cars,ended up marryin an illegal alien(his wife russian),and she cant work 4 2 years til she get her papers so he gotta do everything,the other chick neva checked on her

this nigga took too many l's up in this bitch GIFSoup

 

[texas409]

ok imma post this story about my dawg....and yall tell me is he lost kinda long though

so my nigga is in baton rouge and he tell me he met thsi chick.tells me she got a camaro and she be lettin him psuh the whip...break bread.im like nigga u got a winner.i meet the chick and im like ok she str8 and they kool.....so all of s suden this nigga calls me up,and runs down whats been goin on wit him.he telles me this bitch be fussin at him like a lil boy....that this hoe will say she about to go to a party on the other side of town...just to chill for 30 mins then come home.this nigga was fallin 4 it 2.im tellin dude str8 up u pussywhipped drop that hoe.so he take my advice and moves out to houston and gets his life back on track.this bitch sees this and runs game on him and he takes her back....moves her in ands tell her she aint gotta pay no bills.so my nigga got a good fuckin job makin damn near $40,000 a year..this nigga went and bought her a new toyota yaris and a fresh ass pontiac firebird...the bitch was rolli cleaner than him.i went by his house and the minute he wouldnt do what she SAID she would be like pack my shyt...not her pack it but him pack her shyt.

so time go by,and his brother always be fucki wit him like how u make all that money and aint got shyt to show 4 it besides cigarettes and weed,and this hoe doin it big.so we all used to go by my brother and play madden,sp we waitin on this nigga and just he peeps show up and im like where the fuck my nigga at.he telle me him and her was fussin in the car...and she just str8 up tells him she been fuckin wit and fuckin otha niggaz in houston,that she was tryna go to prarie view(anyone from houston knows thats a ride back and forth)cuz 1 of the niggaz she fuckin goin there.so he pissed and she tellin him let me out the car and he tells he call that nigga and tell him come pic u up.this bitch calls that nigga sittin shotgun in his car,and tellin the niggashyt like fuck this lil dick nigga come pick me up at such and such location.this nigga sat in a mcdonalds parkin lot waitin on dude to show up,and then forced the bitch in the car ad drove this how around houston for the rest of the night to try and get her to stay

so now the hoe dont respect him and out of the blue...this nigga tells me he comes home and all her shyt gone and the cars gone.he says he calls her and she tell him i got a nigga and he helpin me move my shyt back to BR.this nigga went hunt the hoe down...slashed the tires,and had the laws lookin 4 him.so months later he tells me he still talkin to her,and im like nigga u stupid.he braggin that she got a new car and all,im like she took a cat u paid 4 and got a better 1,while makin him pay the note on a car she left behind.the hoe sells dreams to him and he goes and leases an apartment in september thinkin she gonna move in wit him the followin may.may comes around,she doesnt cme,so this nigga breaks his lease and has to move in wit moms

now i dont kno who won in the end,but what i see in him this nigga bredit is fucked,got jacked outta 2 cars,ended up marryin an illegal alien(his wife russian),and she cant work 4 2 years til she get her papers so he gotta do everything,the other chick neva checked on her

your story would be epic of you could spell.....