the Most B1tch A$$ Thing U Ever Saw In Person?

[IamtheVILLE]

man i was little and i was with my friends and this nigga named ahmay used to always bully the young niggaZ. so one day we in the alley playing and here comes ahmay, with an ax. he looks at my little buddy and says eat this condom off the ground or im gonna hit you with this ax show nuff my nigga puts it in his mouth. nasty. till this day i dont smoke with that nigga. that condom was used too.

 

[playmaker88]

I seen a lot of niggas get their cards pulled .. always walkin around flexin and then turn out to be a poodle ass nigga

Niggas need to realize... everyone is made of blood and bones.. everyone gets mad.. and all it takes is one punch to get knocked the fuck out

Shout out to all the bitch ass niggas at the park

 

[Trollio]

man i was little and i was with my friends and this nigga named ahmay used to always bully the young niggaZ. so one day we in the alley playing and here comes ahmay, with an ax. he looks at my little buddy and says eat this condom off the ground or im gonna hit you with this ax show nuff my nigga puts it in his mouth. nasty. till this day i dont smoke with that nigga. that condom was used too.

was it damobb2deepthroat?

 

[Trollio]

seen a group of people with a tall dude n short dude walking towards the bus stop

lil dude started swinging on the tall dude

tall dude hauled ass across the street and sat on the bus stop like nothing happened

 

[Trollio]

saw a grown ass man get kicked out his house--butt ass naked

saw two kids getting clowned by some other kids for being poor,they crackhead mama tried to tell the kids to leave them alone and they roasted her ass

saw a kid wrestle his cousin to the ground, pull his underwear down and stick an acorn in his butt-some of his family stood by laughing

 

[Dupac]

me two of my homeboys and these2 chicks were leaving the club once, and were walking back to my car, when this nigga in a minivan swung real hard in the parking lot and almost hit one of y homeboys...

so my nigga slapped the hood like "ayo...watch where the fuck you going nigga"

and the dude driving the van was like "yea iight my nigga i got you"

so we just all shook our heads and kept walking....

so i look to the left and peep the niggaz parking and getting out and basically walking towards us from the otherside of the parking lot.....

so i just slowly start taking off my watch... taking off my chain......taking off my shirt....but doing it all on the low so niggaz ain't really peep what was going on.. i was gonna tell one of my boys what was going down... but he was too unfocused to regroup himself in time....

so as soon as we all hit the corner the niggaz tried to play it off like they was tryna scoop in on the chicks and i just stole the fuck outta the nigga who was driving pushed one of his boys real hard and threw my hands up like let's go....

my one homeboy saw what was going down, and immediately manned up...and the other niggaz from the van, they was ready to go too...

so we're all squared up ready to brawl when the cops just pulled up in like two cars with flashlights n everything.....instructing everyone to go to their vehicles n shit...

the nigga i stole on was salty as shit like "yea iight.. imma get you next time nigga" i was laughing telling that nigga to make sure he put some ice on that shit.....

so shit was all laughs till we realized our 3rd homeboy was standing behind the car with the 2 chicks....

i was like "ayo!!!what the fuck my nigga... y wasn't you over here ready to go?!?!"

he on some

"i was making sure the girls was okay!"

mannnnn....that shit was the worse....he bitched up in the club a couple of times... one time we was fighting and he claimed he couldn't get through the crowd...another time he said he got mad and stormed off right when the shit was starting and ain't realized it actually came to blows....but the hiding behind the car shit was by far the worse... the girls was snitching on him in the car n everything

"i told you go over there and help them but you was like 'D a big nigga..they be iight...i gotta watch out for yall'"

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

L...M...A...O!! Smh @ your boy.

 

[Trollio]

yo homeboy a pussy

 

[AZTG]

@ haul judos Yo his excuse for that shit is funny as hell. I gotta similar story but its too long to write out with this phone.

 

[Dupac]

yea he got cut off after a while.....

we was all like 18/19 and he was the only nigga with an apartment.. so we always met up at his house before the club, and took chicks there after the club....

but after his roommate kicked him out..and wouldn't let him get his shit outta there.. we was like fuck it, and stopped hanging with the nigga.....

that shit was a funny story too... basically he let his homeboy stay there, and one night his homeboy had some other people over and they got into a fight.. so these niggaz kicked him out the apt.. kept his keys....and his girl stayed in there to chill with the niggaz...

he called us up, and by the time we got there... everybody was gone but him and his girl outside locked out sitting on the front steps..., and his girl was like

"can yall give me a ride home?, i'm tired of this bitch ass nigga"

and that was pretty much the end of it....

we just started ducking his phone calls....his girl told me like 2 months later that he ended up moving in with his grandmother, and they never let him get anything out of the apartment...so them niggaz kept all his clothes, shoes everything.....

his girl was bad as shit too... i kinda felt bad for about smashing her afterwards.......but we both justified it cuz i wasn't even cool wit that nigga anymore...

 

[KingJamal]

yea he got cut off after a while.....

we was all like 18/19 and he was the only nigga with an apartment.. so we always met up at his house before the club, and took chicks there after the club....

but after his roommate kicked him out..and wouldn't let him get his shit outta there.. we was like fuck it, and stopped hanging with the nigga.....

that shit was a funny story too... basically he let his homeboy stay there, and one night his homeboy had some other people over and they got into a fight.. so these niggaz kicked him out the apt.. kept his keys....and his girl stayed in there to chill with the niggaz...

he called us up, and by the time we got there... everybody was gone but him and his girl outside locked out sitting on the front steps..., and his girl was like

"can yall give me a ride home?, i'm tired of this bitch ass nigga"

and that was pretty much the end of it....

we just started ducking his phone calls....his girl told me like 2 months later that he ended up moving in with his grandmother, and they never let him get anything out of the apartment...so them niggaz kept all his clothes, shoes everything.....

his girl was bad as shit too... i kinda felt bad for about smashing her afterwards.......but we both justified it cuz i wasn't even cool wit that nigga anymore...

thats pitiful lol

 

[God_Yunn]

@Haul ....that's so fucked up lol..like I kinda feel bad for this nigga mane...sometimes when a nigga Charmin soft it ain't no fun in fuckin with him cuz you know he pussified

 

[God_Yunn]

But yo...this chick I fucked with was pregnant for this Mexican dude ,they broke up...couple weeks later she with this black dude...she went to the doctor n she 8 weeks preg...but her n the black dude was only fuckin for bout two weeks, so this dumb ass nigga ignored that and went on thinking the baby his and ol girl wasn't gone say Shit and let him believe that's his baby Smh

 

[Dupac]

@Haul ....that's so fucked up lol..like I kinda feel bad for this nigga mane...sometimes when a nigga Charmin soft it ain't no fun in fuckin with him cuz you know he pussified

he be iight.. if this nigga got one thing.. it's bitches for days.. the nigga can dress.. he one of them lightskinned niggaz with the super long curly hair, and he one of those chris brown dancing type niggaz... dude pulls bitches effortlessly..

it's impossible to feel bad for a nigga like that......you can whoop that nigga ass and send him to the hospital and almost bet he fucks a nurse before he leaves.. he be iight,

that was like the funnestpart abotu hanging with the nigga... we used to get so much shit for free for fucking with bitches..

"ayo ants...go in mcdonalds and get one of them bitches to get us some free food"

nigga come out 5 mins later with the cashier number and two shopping bags full of double cheeseburgers...

 

[Dupac]

But yo...this chick I fucked with was pregnant for this Mexican dude ,they broke up...couple weeks later she with this black dude...she went to the doctor n she 8 weeks preg...but her n the black dude was only fuckin for bout two weeks, so this dumb ass nigga ignored that and went on thinking the baby his and ol girl wasn't gone say Shit and let him believe that's his baby Smh

 

[Beezus]

I seen some bitch ass shit done on the ic

 

[playmaker88]

I seen some bitch ass shit done on the ic

Damn beezy thats cold..

Spoiler

Icecold

 

[Aristo_V300]

When I went to college in New Jersey this one broad invited some nigga that liked her up to her room. This nigga dropped his pants and drawers thinkin' he was about to get some pussy but nope. Niggas jumped out from under the beds, niggas jumped out of the closets, and niggas jumped out of the bathroom with a camera then them and the girl started clownin' that nigga on film. Then they showed the video to everybody and this muthafucka kept hangin' out with them like nothin' happened.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

@Haul...damn I was about to say ya boy life is a big L. That was until you said that nigga stayed having bad broads, and got free meals and stuff....

Nigga you could've overlooked his bitchazzz ways. Lol!

Damn that tho. Cops would've been called on that nigga's roommate tho. Nigga ain't about to keep my stuff. Bump that.

 

[$ineedmoney$]

Me and a couple homies was chillin in the middle of the day playin video games and drinkin. One nikka that was in the house with us was a freeloadin nikka. He wasnt one of the homies but he just kept coming around like he was cause he lived on our block. This day my nikka Ty started snappin jokes on D (freeloader). Like, "Nikka u always comin round here broke as phuck and aint never pitchin in on nuthin. Always drinkin an eatin everybody else shyt up." So D like "Nikka shut up. I'll drink yo drank." Ty like "I'll phuck u up if u even think about touchin anythang of mines." So at this point nikkas is laughin about the back and forth arguing. So D say "Nikka you aint gone do shyt." He didnt already know Ty been wantin to take it hid freeloadin azz. Ty got up out his seat and started sockin the shyt outta D. D was a big nikka too. Ty was punchin this nikka so hard the goose feathers was jumpin outta D's goose down coat. Feathers was flyin everywhere. Ty was sockin this nikka D and was like "Swing back nikka!" The nikka D started cryin like a bytch. He was like "Owwwwww *sniffles* Owwww!" The nikka walked home cryin. Ty felt bad afterwards cause he didnt know he was bytchmade. D stopped coming around after that day.