the Most B1tch A$$ Thing U Ever Saw In Person?

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Me and a couple homies was chillin in the middle of the day playin video games and drinkin. One nikka that was in the house with us was a freeloadin nikka. He wasnt one of the homies but he just kept coming around like he was cause he lived on our block. This day my nikka Ty started snappin jokes on D (freeloader). Like, "Nikka u always comin round here broke as phuck and aint never pitchin in on nuthin. Always drinkin an eatin everybody else shyt up." So D like "Nikka shut up. I'll drink yo drank." Ty like "I'll phuck u up if u even think about touchin anythang of mines." So at this point nikkas is laughin about the back and forth arguing. So D say "Nikka you aint gone do shyt." He didnt already know Ty been wantin to take it hid freeloadin azz. Ty got up out his seat and started sockin the shyt outta D. D was a big nikka too. Ty was punchin this nikka so hard the goose feathers was jumpin outta D's goose down coat. Feathers was flyin everywhere. Ty was sockin this nikka D and was like "Swing back nikka!" The nikka D started cryin like a bytch. He was like "Owwwwww *sniffles* Owwww!" The nikka walked home cryin. Ty felt bad afterwards cause he didnt know he was bytchmade. D stopped coming around after that day.

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

@q45t

Hahahaha I'm forreal laughing out loud at that story

 

[Trollio]

bitchmade niggas

 

[BigBallsNoWorries]

yo please keep this shit coming lol

 

[shtoopid]

i got hella stories from my freshman year in college. half the niggas on my floor was bitchmade.

 

[shtoopid]

one of my homegirls had a lil family function at her house. me and a couple of the homies came through because we had nothing better to do, and we hadn't had good food in a minute. my roomate didn't wanna come cause he invited some girls over and was having a lil kickback at the dorm.

so we're over there chilling, it's atleast 2 in the morning, and my phone start vibrating. i look at the screen and its my roomate. the minute i pick up, bruh just starts ranting about how he felt, how badly his night went, etc. for a solid 30 minutes. shit was hilarious. i put it on speaker and everybody was laughing.

i damn near died laughing that night, but at the same time i was wodering like, is this nigga serious? since when did straight men call eachother in the middle of the night to talk about their feelings? for half an hour... especially when they see eachother every day.

not gonna lie, i lost a lil respect for him that night

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Wait, so how bad was his night? What exactly happened?

 

[shtoopid]

its this dude from down the hall my roomate doesn't get along with, but has always been too much of a vagina to do anything about. my roomate had brought these girls over, and this dude swoops in on one of them, and fucks her on my roomate bed while he's in the room. bruh just stood there mad af, and did nothing about it.

a few hours later, i get the call. bruh sounded like he was about to cry through the phone. shit was jokes

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

Me and my bros got into it with some folks, and this one guy we used to always clown on and shit was with us. While we proceed to fight this guy goes into my car and gets my T-Ball Bat I keep for emergencies. By the time he came back to the fight we was already done with the shit for the most part, and he runs out with the bat like "WHAT'S UP HOE ASS NIGGA!!!" One of the other dudes runs up on him and says "DROP THE BAT OR I'MA SLIDE YO BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!" Tell me why he drops the bat and runs behind all of us, we had to dip because laws came so I never even got my bat back. I quit kicking it with that nigga after that shit.