The missionary position unappreciation thread!

[usmarin3]

Smh..you losing points out here marine.

Are you coming down to South Florida to fuck me, if not i'm not losing points Kat. Holler at me when you cross that Florida pan handle.

 

[JadaRoss]

whats the official name of the position where shes on her back and your hittin it from behind but laying on top of her......like some lazy doggystyle type shit........that's my favorite in the middle of the night or early morning

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[opiie562]

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I meant for her to be on HER STOMACH, and i'm laying down on top of her beating it from the back.......

someone said the position is called Prone Bone.

Props for you posting that visual up though lol, I thought what I wrote didn't make sense.

 

[Focal Point]

^ Yeah, he had to be talkin bout this, cuz what he said made no sense.

lol I'm glad I wasn't the only one who peeped that, I was like wait a minute... that wouldn't be lazy man doggy

 

[dalyricalbandit]

layin between some thighs>>>>>>layin anywhere else

real post...

 

[kat2180]

Are you coming down to South Florida to fuck me, if not i'm not losing points Kat. Holler at me when you cross that Florida pan handle.

lol..not into boring mute sex.

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

I don't knock missionary... that's the position most of us start in before we manoeuvre into other positions. I never let pornography be the template for how I deal with women sexually. Some women just ain't with all the extreme xtraz and others dont even think to that capacity when concerning sex.

right, i tried to copy moves that porn niggas do to bitches but its just best for me to have my own style

 

[Niggersauce]

her laying on her stomach while i put her in a headlock as im hittin it doggy style >>>

Realest post in the god damn thread!!!

Did this shit to my woman the other night...she didnt talk to me the whole next day.

But i got breakfast, every damn spot in the house was cleaned when i got home, and dinner was served..

 

[JadaRoss]

create your own damn sex positions

 

[leftcoastkev]

...routine.

I'll do the mish, stare her right in the eyes, and talk mad shit. might even choke or slap the bitch (if the vibe is right). might throw her legs over my shoulders or bend them all the way back if she small enough.

turn her over do the doggie with one hand on her neck/shoulder and the other on her waist.
If we in a hotel, I'll bend her over right IN the window.
then the "on her stomach, with her in the headlock" talk shit lick the back of her neck or some shit.

i really don't give a fuck about weird ass scissor positions or none of that cramp in the calf inducing bullshit. before i do all that, i'd sooner stand up and put my dick back in her mouth. whatever.

 

[kat2180]

What, bigger girls can't be flexible?

 

[DatNiggaB1]

Yea but its the goat feeling when ya in the puss and you looking straight in her eyes when she cums.........I look straight into ther soul, best way to get her to relax and bring the freak out.......

Yall niggas sound like you like one way sex or the selfish beat as i like to call it.........I really don't get turned on less i know the bitch enjoying herself.

 

[Esiam]

Yea but its the goat feeling when ya in the puss and you looking straight in her eyes when she cums.........I look straight into ther soul, best way to get her to relax and bring the freak out.......

Yall niggas sound like you like one way sex or the selfish beat as i like to call it.........I really don't get turned on less i know the bitch enjoying herself.

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[Bussy_Getta]

What, bigger girls can't be flexible?

sheiiiiit!!!!!!!!!

@snapshot looking in the eyes during oral is the GOAT if hes doing a good job if not im thinking "wtf you lookin at nigga"

 

[kat2180]

sheiiiiit!!!!

lol..that's what I'm saying!

 

[DatNiggaB1]

Uh uh, u got it wrong, im talkin bout YOU. When you give oral do u look into your man's eyes?

Sidenote.. im an alias yo, but my OG s/n got a crush on you, he a lil shy so he told me to tell you...

said that if ur ever in NYC he would love to take you out and then head back to his place for a nitecap.

Keep this between me and you tho, he would kill me if i found out i told you.

Best way to simp my nigga, live in a thread....real talk

 

[lighthearted25]

I hate the eye contact during riding. I feel mad awkward and would rather he just look away, close his eyes or cover his face with the covers. I'm trying to get over that weirdness but for now my man just gotta deal with it if he wants me on top.

 

[kat2180]

I hate the eye contact during riding. I feel mad awkward and would rather he just look away, close his eyes or cover his face with the covers. I'm trying to get over that weirdness but for now my man just gotta deal with it if he wants me on top.

CO-SIGN!

I hate being on top..I feel so...exposed.

 

[bignorm73]

CO-SIGN!

I hate being on top..I feel so...exposed.

smh..... you're losing points out here Kat.

I called my wife out this weekend about how come she dont like to ride.

She like broke down crying and shit.

Then she asked me did my ex (who i have not been with for 5 years) liked to.

I told her that every woman i been with liked to.

Lawd, why i say that? smh.

Get over it and ride the dick!

 

[lighthearted25]

CO-SIGN!

I hate being on top..I feel so...exposed.

Yes exactly. Exposed is the best way to describe it.

Sometimes ill catch my man looking at me, staring hard and that shit throws me off. Now if I'm wasted that's a different story.