The missionary position unappreciation thread!

[[Trillmatic]]

wow..and all this time i was appreciating the miss position...its goat to me.

 

[NYCeeCee]

This thread is hilarious!

 

[DRO]

doggystyle? Don't you only fuck white bitches though? That's like titty fuckin some a cups.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahha

 

[NYCeeCee]

So wait....for the guys who have a problem with looking in her eyes, you NEVER make eye contact, EVER? Do you just look away if she looks at you? I'm trying to picture this.

 

[usmarin3]

Closet..I have a kid.

Your lack of desire for intimacy makes me sad marine. Yore getting too old for that.

Intimacy = feelings

My feelings is that 30 second where it feelings like my cum is running track from my balls to the entrance of my dick. If you want intimacy, go listen to a Drake cd.

 

[Plop Star]

So wait....for the guys who have a problem with looking in her eyes, you NEVER make eye contact, EVER? Do you just look away if she looks at you? I'm trying to picture this.

a nigga just look away............wtf you lookin in a nigga eyes for

 

[DRO]

wow..and all this time i was appreciating the miss postion...its goat to me.

i personaly love it!

That’s the posistion i always start up on...

And the only chicks to ever look into my eyes while in the missionary pos. Was the ones i was actually with!

All the others would close their eyes or turn to the side and get their moan on!..

I like lookin in their face 2 see their expressions!

 

[garv]

Doggystyle? Don't you only fuck white bitches though? That's like titty fuckin some A cups.

Haha real talk......................

 

[Gooner]

Doggystyle? Don't you only fuck white bitches though? That's like titty fuckin some A cups.

damn realest shit posted today

 

[kat2180]

Intimacy = feelings

My feelings is that 30 second where it feelings like my cum is running track from my balls to the entrance of my dick. If you want intimacy, go listen to a Drake cd.

That's kinda sad though. Why do you think you're like that?

 

[usmarin3]

Doggystyle? Don't you only fuck white bitches though? That's like titty fuckin some A cups.

I'm a gallis, i appreciate all races of women. Pussy is like beer, you can't really say you love beer if all you do is drink Bud Lite all day, you have to drink some Guiness, Heineken, Hooegarden, Spaten,etc so really have an appreciation of everything.

 

[[Trillmatic]]

So wait....for the guys who have a problem with looking in her eyes, you NEVER make eye contact, EVER? Do you just look away if she looks at you? I'm trying to picture this.

oh dont get it twisted...that does happen. either you dont wanna make eye contact because you don't want the chick thinkin you tryna make love to her soul when all it is is a jump session or the chick got those pretty eyes that make a dude like me blast too soon.

 

[[Trillmatic]]

I'm a gallis, i appreciate all races of women. Pussy is like beer, you can't really say you love beer if all you do is drink Bud Lite all day, you have to drink some Guiness, Heineken, Hooegarden, Spaten,etc so really have an appreciation of everything.

bad analogy..i enjoy beer but im not a beer lover.

 

[usmarin3]

That's kinda sad though. Why do you think you're like that?

emotions don't run my life, i don't base my happiness of love and shit like that. The same feeling you get off intimacy is the same feeling i get off drinking a good beer, hearing agood joke,etc. Sex is not that deep on a emotional level imo, it's about that 30 seconds of nutting and to be honest i would rather get my dick sucked.

 

[usmarin3]

bad analogy..i enjoy beer but im not a beer lover.

I am, who the hell is tryna fuck the same type of pussy or drink the same type of beer everyday?

 

[NYCeeCee]

a nigga just look away............wtf you lookin in a nigga eyes for

You know what....you're right. Someone who's not in a relationship, but having sex should not be looking in your eyes. LOL!

 

[kat2180]

i personaly love it!

That’s the posistion i always start up on...

And the only chicks to ever look into my eyes while in the missionary pos. Was the ones i was actually with!

All the others would close their eyes or turn to the side and get their moan on!..

I like lookin in their face 2 see their expressions!

Starting with doggy >>>>>>>

That first stroke...lawd!

 

[I.B. Blackman]

So wait....for the guys who have a problem with looking in her eyes, you NEVER make eye contact, EVER? Do you just look away if she looks at you? I'm trying to picture this.

You know??! How does that shit work?........

Niggas all up in the pussy lookin like this.

 

[garv]

I'm a gallis, i appreciate all races of women. Pussy is like beer, you can't really say you love beer if all you do is drink Bud Lite all day, you have to drink some Guiness, Heineken, Hooegarden, Spaten,etc so really have an appreciation of everything.

I'm a gallis haha.

 

[p-tavern]

I'm a gallis, i appreciate all races of women. Pussy is like beer, you can't really say you love beer if all you do is drink Bud Lite all day, you have to drink some Guiness, Heineken, Hooegarden, Spaten,etc so really have an appreciation of everything.

Agreed, but doggy on a white chick is still always a disappointment. Even if they have what looks like an ass, when they actually bend over it somehow disappears and displaces in the wrong way. Its like how some beer has to be enjoyed from a glass, some others have to even be draft. A fine white chick with an ass doggystyle is still like drinking a decent imported beer from a can.