The missionary position unappreciation thread!

[deeroc22]

Hilarious 5 star thread!!!

 

[bignorm73]

The only way i like missionary is when i have her back arched up, or i am lifting it up, by holding her ankles .

I be killing that G spot like that.

Other than that, its just passing time until i flip her over.

 

[usmarin3]

So you don't say anything...like encourage her? And if you do, do you look at her then?

That's gotta be embarrassing for her. LOL

No, i usually don't make no noise during sex other than the occasional "fuck" "damn". I've actually had a girl told me "make some noise nigga". lmfao

 

[bignorm73]

No, i usually don't make no noise during sex other than the occasional "fuck" "damn". I've actually had a girl told me "make some noise nigga". lmfao

lol. I used to be completely silent. Even when i busted lol.

Chicks used to hate that. N/H for replying to a male wiht this answer tho.

 

[taeboo]

lol. I used to be completely silent. Even when i busted lol.

Chicks used to hate that. N/H for replying to a male wiht this answer tho.

Ugh, that shit is the worst...

 

[opiie562]

You mean she laying on her stomach right?

yah that's what I meant.

the shit i put doesn't even make sense lol

 

[bignorm73]

yah that's what I meant.

the shit i put doesn't even make sense lol

lol. I thought you was on some new shit. I was about to try it lol

 

[blackdemo]

missionary is where i perform the best so i cant hate on it, i choke, tounge, sweat on a bitch like i finished a highschool basketball game

 

[kat2180]

Sexual mutes = WOAT

 

[NYCeeCee]

Sexual mutes = WOAT

Yeah. I'm not expecting a whole song and dance, but can I get SOMETHING...ANYTHING! My man is as cool as they come...walks like he's walking on clouds, but even HE'S not MUTE. I can't understand how a person can be completely silent. I would definitely have something to say.

 

[deeroc22]

Nah

thats weird

And missionary>>>>>>Backshots

you aint real........

 

[bignorm73]

Sexual mutes = WOAT

Yall do realize we do that to piss yall off huh

 

[HafBayked]

layin between some thighs>>>>>>layin anywhere else

 

[usmarin3]

Sexual mutes = WOAT

Only way i get any type of rowdy is when i'm hitting raw and the chicks pussy is tight and wet. Most chicks pussy ain't tight that's over 25.

 

[kAjUn]

reverse cowgirl i love so much

her on her feet and the ass just coming down with the power of thor

i love it!

 

[usmarin3]

reverse cowgirl i love so much

her on her feet and the ass just coming down with the power of thor

i love it!

Fucking a chick reverse cowgirl who is a gusher is the goat feeling

 

[kat2180]

Only way i get any type of rowdy is when i'm hitting raw and the chicks pussy is tight and wet. Most chicks pussy ain't tight that's over 25.

Smh..you losing points out here marine.

 

[dreadlock rasta]

layin between some thighs>>>>>>layin anywhere else

real shit.....

 

[King Erauno]

Grow up! Pin her legs back to the headboard and nail her shit to the box spring! She wont be able to kiss you or look you in the eyes if you doing it right..

i call that the huck a buck. squirt city every time

 

[Mr. AJ]

I don't knock missionary... that's the position most of us start in before we manoeuvre into other positions. I never let pornography be the template for how I deal with women sexually. Some women just ain't with all the extreme xtraz and others dont even think to that capacity when concerning sex.