The missionary position unappreciation thread!

[DRO]

Starting with doggy >>>>>>>

That first stroke...lawd!

Ehhhh.. I don’t wanna go zero to 60 in 2.3 seconds.. I like the buildup of it all. That’s why I like startin off in missionary

 

[kat2180]

emotions don't run my life, i don't base my happiness of love and shit like that. The same feeling you get off intimacy is the same feeling i get off drinking a good beer, hearing agood joke,etc. Sex is not that deep on a emotional level imo, it's about that 30 seconds of nutting and to be honest i would rather get my dick sucked.

You've never been in love though?

 

[[Trillmatic]]

I am, who the hell is tryna fuck the same type of pussy or drink the same type of beer everyday?

at the end of the day pussy is pussy no matter what whereas beer is always different depending on the manufacturer, therefore bad analogy.

based on your statement i can tell you never want to get married and would rather open up your own brewery lol

 

[usmarin3]

Agreed, but doggy on a white chick is still always a disappointment. Even if they have what looks like an ass, when they actually bend over it somehow disappears and displaces in the wrong way. Its like how some beer has to be enjoyed from a glass, some others have to even be draft. A fine white chick with an ass doggystyle is still like drinking a decent imported beer from a can.

lol at these beer analogies. I agree though doggystyle is not nice if a chick has a broke back booty, but i don't fuck with flat booty white broads. White broads been on the come since the Jennifer Lopez revolution 1999 AD.

 

[usmarin3]

You've never been in love though?

Yes, but at the end of the day it's just a emotion which is a feeling. There are many things that give me the same feeling as being in love, i get more happiness around being good friends and family.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

i hate when im in missionary and im feelin it got my eyes closed then i open them and the nigga is staring into my soul

awwwwwkward

 

[kat2180]

Ehhhh.. I don’t wanna go zero to 60 in 2.3 seconds.. I like the buildup of it all. That’s why I like startin off in missionary

Hm..that's true.

 

[kat2180]

i hate when im in missionary and im feelin it got my eyes closed then i open them and the nigga is staring into my soul

awwwwwkward

lmaoooo.....

 

[[Trillmatic]]

i hate when im in missionary and im feelin it got my eyes closed then i open them and the CHICK is staring into my soul

awwwwwkward

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[usmarin3]

i hate when im in missionary and im feelin it got my eyes closed then i open them and the nigga is staring into my soul

awwwwwkward

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[usmarin3]

So, niggas that dont like the eye contact thing, what bout when u gettin topped off?

I love when a chick make eye contact while suckin me off lol.

Ladies, what bout yall... no eye contact while boppin?... awkward?

Only when i'm about to bust in her face or mouth. Usually my eyes are closed or watching Sport Center

 

[kat2180]

Smh..marine is always talking shit.

 

[NYCeeCee]

Only when i'm about to bust in her face or mouth. Usually my eyes are closed or watching Sport Center

So you don't say anything...like encourage her? And if you do, do you look at her then?

That's gotta be embarrassing for her. LOL

 

[dalyricalbandit]

her laying on her stomach while i put her in a headlock as im hittin it doggy style >>>

 

[kat2180]

Kat, Pico, i know u can read lol.. eye contact while engaged in oral, or the shy approach?.. ansa the question.

Not all guys are into that.

My ex loved that shit..he would practically demand for me to look him in the eyes. My bf now isn't that big into it..I look at him occasionally but he keeps his eyes closed, head back a lot..lol.

 

[bignorm73]

I mean traditional missionary dude, not the Puff Daddy remix. I'm talking wedding night, take her virginity at prom missionary type sex.

WHEREDEYDODATAT?

I'm taking V cards with the remix.

 

[bignorm73]

Co-sign...legs up around his neck with the deep stroke.

***smh*** at making a nigga hard while he at work with the mental picture

 

[bignorm73]

whats the official name of the position where shes on her back and your hittin it from behind but laying on top of her......like some lazy doggystyle type shit........that's my favorite in the middle of the night or early morning

You mean she laying on her stomach right?

 

[letstrythisagain]

smh .......

 

[CMac]

Missionary is boring as fuck but you gotta start out that way if you fucking a women you care about. With most hoes I just hit it from the back, no passion or strong intimate feelings at all.

But now that I'm in a real relationship I don't mind doing the passionate stuff, cuz I still be doing all the other positions I like as well.