The missionary position unappreciation thread!

[death187sin]

Sorry i don't want to make eye contact with you, while my lower back, triceps, and and hamstrings are burning. Absolutely the most uncomfortable position, chicks nails all in my back and shit, broad trying kiss me in the mouth. smh

Grow up! Pin her legs back to the headboard and nail her shit to the box spring! She wont be able to kiss you or look you in the eyes if you doing it right..

 

[Paul Hate.]

i fuck em at the edge of the bed so aint no need for that ..

 

[kat2180]

Grow up! Pin her legs back to the headboard and nail her shit to the box spring! She wont be able to kiss you or look you in the eyes if you doing it right..

Co-sign...legs up around his neck with the deep stroke.

 

[usmarin3]

Grow up! Pin her legs back to the headboard and nail her shit to the box spring! She wont be able to kiss you or look you in the eyes if you doing it right..

I mean traditional missionary dude, not the Puff Daddy remix. I'm talking wedding night, take her virginity at prom missionary type sex.

 

[lamontbdc]

Grow up! Pin her legs back to the headboard and nail her shit to the box spring! She wont be able to kiss you or look you in the eyes if you doing it right..

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[Plop Star]

i like it *shrugs*

i aint lookin no hoes in the eyes now

 

[lamontbdc]

I mean traditional missionary dude, not the Puff Daddy remix. I'm talking wedding night, take her virginity at prom missionary type sex.

does that type of sex still go on

 

[DRO]

Co-sign...legs up around his neck with the deep stroke.

WELL DAM!

*mental pictures*

 

[Plop Star]

Co-sign...legs up around his neck with the deep stroke.

well goddam............tell me something good

i be forgetting you a cracka sometimes kat

 

[usmarin3]

Missionary is by far the worst position, doggystle with some hair pulling >

 

[opiie562]

whats the official name of the position where shes on her back and your hittin it from behind but laying on top of her......like some lazy doggystyle type shit........that's my favorite in the middle of the night or early morning

 

[dirtyrodney]

Grow up! Pin her legs back to the headboard and nail her shit to the box spring! She wont be able to kiss you or look you in the eyes if you doing it right..

Word, I dont favor missionary but that shit is always a layup for me

 

[caddo man]

I would rather the missionary but I am married, so kissing my wife while stroking her turns me on. Especially when I get that quiver lip. I know that shit is good to her.

 

[caddo man]

whats the official name of the position where shes on her back and your hittin it from behind but laying on top of her......like some lazy doggystyle type shit........that's my favorite in the middle of the night or early morning

I like to hit it while she is lying on her side and I am behind her. Or even me siting on the edge of the bed while she is doing that yoga chair move. I dont last long on the latter but neither does she.

 

[kat2180]

whats the official name of the position where shes on her back and your hittin it from behind but laying on top of her......like some lazy doggystyle type shit........that's my favorite in the middle of the night or early morning

lol..that's the position you follow doggy with..or after he cums. I like that one too.

 

[gns]

i like it *shrugs*

i dam sho look them hoes in the eyes 2

let that bish know, im tryna kill her.

 

[usmarin3]

lol..that's the position you follow doggy with..or after he cums. I like that one too.

LOL at kat thinking she Dr. Ruth.

Kat you have that "drawer" or "box" beside your bed or under your bed don't you?

 

[garv]

C/S, i don't wanting be looking into these hoes eyes.

 

[p-tavern]

Doggystyle? Don't you only fuck white bitches though? That's like titty fuckin some A cups.

 

[kat2180]

Closet..I have a kid.

Your lack of desire for intimacy makes me sad marine. Yore getting too old for that.