the flavor of the rock of the unwanted bachelor part 2

[king hassan]

pico rivera

yeah that looks nice, ill admit it, but for those that dont know thats 179 pounds of material, squeesed into a 5'10 package. Now with that being said theres several things you have to take consideration: Shes half white, with more white features then black features. Some white women can be somewhat thick, but even so it doesnt last long. Right now her black genes are acting like flour in stew, letting her thicken up, but shes almost out of flour, and when more water gets thrown into that stew, its bound to get sloppy. Truthfully it already begun. That arms are always a sign of how much time she has left before she balloons up, and in her case her forearms are getting mushy looking which is a red alert to her soon to be flabby physique. Cottage cheese is starting to cluster up on her thighs letting us know when she does become officially fat, its gonna be the worse kind of fat. Sweating, breathing hard, and covered in fatty folds that act like storage compartments for body odor and strange funk that makes you wanna throw up when shes near. Also theres an additional key feature clueing us in to her future obesity; her somewhat beaver like teeth. When she was a child she must of ate alot, so when her baby teeth fell out, her permanent teeth know to grow in bigger, stronger, with a slight buckness to them, allowing her to easily eat more massive portions shes accustomed to. This is just a thread, but it has a weight limit, and this thread aint big enough for the 3 of us.

rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[joseph sun]

beezy

you know beezy, you were pretty much on course for winning this thing, but if I went on through with that decision, it would of been my worse IC decision ever. yeah you use to take up for me in my early posting career, but you never gave a damn about joe sun. I was just some kind of charity to you, but at the time I realized this I didnt care because it was apparent you was just another dingy white girl. from you skanking it up and having a threesome with your female friend and her man, then fucking her man behind her back. to the ecstasy binges and casual coke habit that usually ended up with you being bukakied. to you having a numerous amount of fuck buddies, while having a boyfriend, with many hookups from online men you gave it up to when they asked how good was that pussy and you told them to come find out. all the way up to you selling crack and using the money to go on a shopping spree because your drug dealing boyfriend played you. considering the fact you come from rich parents who own 3 houses and buy you cars for dumb holidays like veterans day. see thats your problem, [hall and oates lyrics]You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far, 'Cause you know it don't matter anyway. You can rely on the old man's money, You can rely on the old man's money.[/hall and oates lyrics] oh and now youre a professional woman, whos celibate and interview athletes? the same athletes you was trying to fuck years ago. please, the only thing you become a professional in is being a h--.... seriously though im not here to blatantly insult you, but you cant hide from a past especially one you left wide out in the open. gonna have to pass on you, so be easy beezy.

 

[playmaker88]

Lol ......... ouch Josun remembers everything.

 

[1of1]

Damn Beezy

 

[king hassan]

Tell em why you mad Sun!

 

[Blue Virgo]

lol!
I have yet to be disappointed.

 

[Rocket Kidd]

*drops fork @ beezy post*

 

[ShencotheMC]

beezy

you know beezy, you were pretty much on course for winning this thing, but if I went on through with that decision, it would of been my worse IC decision ever. yeah you use to take up for me in my early posting career, but you never gave a damn about joe sun. I was just some kind of charity to you, but at the time I realized this I didnt care because it was apparent you was just another dingy white girl. from you skanking it up and having a threesome with your female friend and her man, then fucking her man behind her back. to the ecstasy binges and casual coke habit that usually ended up with you being bukakied. to you having a numerous amount of fuck buddies, while having a boyfriend, with many hookups from online men you gave it up to when they asked how good was that pussy and you told them to come find out. all the way up to you selling crack and using the money to go on a shopping spree because your drug dealing boyfriend played you. considering the fact you come from rich parents who own 3 houses and buy you cars for dumb holidays like veterans day. see thats your problem, [hall and oates lyrics]You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far, 'Cause you know it don't matter anyway. You can rely on the old man's money, You can rely on the old man's money.[/hall and oates lyrics] oh and now youre a professional woman, whos celibate and interview athletes? the same athletes you was trying to fuck years ago. please, the only thing you become a professional in is being a h--.... seriously though im not here to blatantly insult you, but you cant hide from a past especially one you left wide out in the open. gonna have to pass on you, so be easy beezy.

[Ron Browz voice]EEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY[/Ron Browz voice]

 

[elzo69]

Slow down Joe u killing them

 

[Tupacfan]

tupacfan

I like 2pac and obviously so do you. But as far as anything else you like goes, I couldnt tell you, because I dont know you, and you dont know me. all I know is your indian, and I dont even know if you red dot or feather. I see you post here and there, but not enough for me to get a real grasp for your personality. I sort of just threw you in here to add some variety and because youre low key, but not im throwing you out. yeah this is short but I have nothing else to add.

Its an honor to have even made the list

Peace Joe Sun!

 

[shootemwon]

i'd say he is.........he mustve done a post on u already eh

yeah, feelings being caught by some of these women

 

[shootemwon]

really? i thought this thread was all in fun? i think it's pretty hilarious and creative. keep it up joe, even tho i'm out, can't wait to see who u pick

Yeah, I think the majority of the girls featured are taking it with a good sense of humor, but Laydee is obviously not amused.

 

[shootemwon]

You calling me a faggot would be like me dissing Karl for being white.

Wait, so you're saying you and deezy are both gay?

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

There's truth in some of these "jokes".

Finish em Joe. Powerful Thread.

 

[DaFifthElement]

it ain't gay if you spit

*Pawse nigga pawse*

 

[yaboytheflashh]

some of them look decent. didn't know there was fine girls on the ic

 

[laydee]

Idk B she just hella eccentric and beautiful. I'mma start simpin forreal.

Oh now you start, i used to simp you back in 05

i'd say he is.........he mustve done a post on u already eh

Please tell me how he is consuming souls....? I personally find this thread hilarious a good read!

yeah, feelings being caught by some of these women

lool um not really, it actually made me smile, i do appreciate the creativity tho.

 

[joseph sun]

kimi

im just gonna forgo a detailed elimination with kimi. with all thats going on in the donkey surrounding her, im sure you cant blame me. anyway she was doomed from the moment she said she would buy me hookers she won. I dont even know what that means.

 

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