That awkward moment when ....

[playmaker88]

I make seemingly awkward moments magical Kodak moments

The most interesting man in the world

 

[Vader_F_Kennedy]

When u talking about somebody and they walk in right behind u ..and u wonder how much they heard

 

[DNB1]

That awkward moment when I get caught short at work and gotta take a shit...so i look round before going into my drawer to get 2/3 baby wipes cause I aint the one to just use toilet paper....BUT EVERYBODY HEARS THE PACKAGING MAKING NOISE!

Spoiler

20 minutes later when I come out the bathroom...my whole team, which happens to be all women. Know I've been for a shit. I've even heard them giggling talking about "ahh, he must have had curry last night!"

I hate that shit...pun intended.

 

[So ILL]

...you see an old crush for the first time in a while, and they've fallen off hard smh. You just think to yourself, like, "DAMN..." because you know you used to be in love.

...you're staring all at a fat ass in Wal-Mart when you hear somebody speak to you from the side, only to look up and see an older preacher that your family knows.

...you start talking to a girl at the checkout, and her dad comes out of nowhere and tosses a gun magazine onto the belt with the rest of their groceries, then looks at you and smiles to let you know that he's there.

 

[Sour-Cream]

That awkward moment when u horny n just say fuk it, and book the fat/ugly girl in the club...and all the dime freaks that were givin u lil flirty looks before see it. Now they look at you like 'mm mm, girl, he can NEVER get this'

Shit happens everytime b.

 

[Dupac]

that awkward moment when you're drunk and forget to zip up after pissing, so you just walking around all exposed n shit

 

[KingFreeman]

That awkward moment when I get caught short at work and gotta take a shit...so i look round before going into my drawer to get 2/3 baby wipes cause I aint the one to just use toilet paper....BUT EVERYBODY HEARS THE PACKAGING MAKING NOISE!

Spoiler

20 minutes later when I come out the bathroom...my whole team, which happens to be all women. Know I've been for a shit. I've even heard them giggling talking about "ahh, he must have had curry last night!"

I hate that shit...pun intended.

You a bitch ass nigga mayne.

 

[DNB1]

That awkward moment when I get caught short at work and gotta take a shit...so i look round before going into my drawer to get 2/3 baby wipes cause I aint the one to just use toilet paper....BUT EVERYBODY HEARS THE PACKAGING MAKING NOISE!

Spoiler

20 minutes later when I come out the bathroom...my whole team, which happens to be all women. Know I've been for a shit. I've even heard them giggling talking about "ahh, he must have had curry last night!"

I hate that shit...pun intended.

You a bitch ass nigga mayne.

Yo mama a bitch ass nigga

And I'm the dead beat father of yo lil brother.

 

[King_Me]

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

 

[twatgetta]

that awkward moment when you're drunk and forget to zip up after pissing, so you just walking around all exposed n shit

that ain't awkward nigga. that's tacky...lol

 

[twatgetta]

nigga keep baby wipes in his desk drawer to wipe his ass? #FAGSHIT

 

[KingFreeman]

That awkward moment when I get caught short at work and gotta take a shit...so i look round before going into my drawer to get 2/3 baby wipes cause I aint the one to just use toilet paper....BUT EVERYBODY HEARS THE PACKAGING MAKING NOISE!

Spoiler

20 minutes later when I come out the bathroom...my whole team, which happens to be all women. Know I've been for a shit. I've even heard them giggling talking about "ahh, he must have had curry last night!"

I hate that shit...pun intended.

You a bitch ass nigga mayne.

Yo mama a bitch ass nigga

And I'm the dead beat father of yo lil brother.

Lol you use baby wipes. Get that shit outta here.

 

[DNB1]

That awkward moment when I get caught short at work and gotta take a shit...so i look round before going into my drawer to get 2/3 baby wipes cause I aint the one to just use toilet paper....BUT EVERYBODY HEARS THE PACKAGING MAKING NOISE!

Spoiler

20 minutes later when I come out the bathroom...my whole team, which happens to be all women. Know I've been for a shit. I've even heard them giggling talking about "ahh, he must have had curry last night!"

I hate that shit...pun intended.

You a bitch ass nigga mayne.

Yo mama a bitch ass nigga

And I'm the dead beat father of yo lil brother.

Lol you use baby wipes. Get that shit outta here.

lol...you walk around with shit residue in yo ass...

So now you a stanky muthafucka....ya mama still a bitch nigga, and I'm still the deadbeat father of yo lil brother...yea thats right, a BAD MOTHERFUCKER!

You losing today fam...

#usebabywipes

 

[KingFreeman]

Lol. Some of us learned how to wipe ourselves properly you fatherless ALL CAPS typing bitch nigga.

 

[KingFreeman]

 

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[KingFreeman]

 

[Kat]

Umm they sell wet wipes on the TP aisle..and they're glorious.

 

[DNB1]

Ayo hold them feelings in check fam...we can beg to differ? or you can make multiple posts after searching the internet for memes to try to ether me over my hygiene?

Whats it gonna be?

 

[tenfold]

That awkward moment when you think its safe to post under an alias but...