That awkward moment when ....

[ShencotheMC]

That awkward moment when you think of something really funny in your head, but when you say it on stage in front of a bunch of people it completely effin bombs...and then you accidentally pull the mic off of the XLR cable. SMH

no fucking way you thought that song was ill b...no fucking way, you have the confidence and aloofness of 20 joe budden's

Bro, I have no freaking idea what you are talking about.

 

[playmaker88]

That awkward moment when you create an awkward moment

Which isnt awkward for you at all .

)

 

[englishdude]

When u take a shit at someones house(i rarely do that) so u turn on the sink so it covers the sound of a huge dump splashing the water

That awkward moment when you think you can turn a sink on....

 

[VulcanRaven]

That awkward moment you're up late lookin at phat booty chicks in Ill Pix, and your ex, whom you thought was asleep, walks in on you as you're scrolling thru the pics.

Then lookin at the blank stare she gives you as you tried to play it off by clicking another screen.

What would your ex be walking in on you?

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

That awkward moment you're up late lookin at phat booty chicks in Ill Pix, and your ex, whom you thought was asleep, walks in on you as you're scrolling thru the pics.

Then lookin at the blank stare she gives you as you tried to play it off by clicking another screen.

What would your ex be walking in on you?

This was when I moved in wit her back in 08'

 

[Rubato Garcia]

Osirus_Jenkins's hate for Ms S is fucking hilarious. Mad persistent.

C/s,

I don't have anything against MsSouthern, nor do I particularly like Osiris_Jerk.... But these random attacks are hilariousss

He might hate white people though but I do too for the most part.

Self hate is so 2013

So is your buzzkill schtick

 

[Go figure]

Saying.goodbye to someone, handshake.and all just to.run back into them, or u both need to walk the same way.

 

[LUClEN]

Osirus_Jenkins's hate for Ms S is fucking hilarious. Mad persistent.

C/s,

I don't have anything against MsSouthern, nor do I particularly like Osiris_Jerk.... But these random attacks are hilariousss

He might hate white people though but I do too for the most part.

Self hate is so 2013

So is your buzzkill schtick

There was no buzz to kill

 

[VulcanRaven]

That awkward moment you're up late lookin at phat booty chicks in Ill Pix, and your ex, whom you thought was asleep, walks in on you as you're scrolling thru the pics.

Then lookin at the blank stare she gives you as you tried to play it off by clicking another screen.

What would your ex be walking in on you?

This was when I moved in wit her back in 08'

Then she would have been your girl at that time lol. Ex makes it seem like you were broken up at the time of the awkward moment or maybe in the process of moving out?

 

[ShencotheMC]

Wait I got one that my boy told me about.

That awkward moment when you're drunk and talking to this girl about eating pussy...when her boyfriends sitting right next to her

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

That awkward moment you're up late lookin at phat booty chicks in Ill Pix, and your ex, whom you thought was asleep, walks in on you as you're scrolling thru the pics.

Then lookin at the blank stare she gives you as you tried to play it off by clicking another screen.

What would your ex be walking in on you?

This was when I moved in wit her back in 08'

Then she would have been your girl at that time lol. Ex makes it seem like you were broken up at the time of the awkward moment or maybe in the process of moving out?

I try to block that part of my memory. Lol

 

[BarryHalls]

When you take a fat ass shit at a house party and the toilet doesnt flush. You say fuck it and leave, only to see two fine ass broads waiting to use the bathroom next. Yea, that happened to me.

 

[atribecalledgabi]

telling someone bye & one or both of you misread the situation & you're in between a high five, hug, & handshake be awk af

 

[700]

When you realize that someone who make Plap look good is obsessed with you

Yes this just happened

Dont include me in yo shit

Don't get me started, ill fuck thus thread up

 

[Will Munny]

I was in Binford, ND. Some depressing shithole bar. I was super drunk and put my arm around some local guy I thought was buddy but wasn't.

 

[mryounggun]

the awkward moment when you just fapped 10 minutes ago and ya girl come over unexpected and wanna fuck

Ya girl coming over the crib unannounced? Unacceptable.

@mryounggun‌

What if she went to the mall and hits you afterwards like "bae, Im leaving the mall. I was gonna stop by? That cool?"

'Yeah, that's cool. Come through.'. That's fine with me. That's not unannounced. Unannounced is me at the crib watching TV or writing or some shit and she rings my doorbell. No can do.

 

[Chi Snow]

I don't have awkward moments

Has the semi see thru shirt and pink bra been posted yet or was TS lying to make her story more interesting?

 

[Ol Jay's]

when ur at the hood corner/liquor store, & the clerk asks for ur ID but he just let 4 folks in front of u purchase liqour without one

So u snap off on him, calls him all kinds of bitchass niggas, threatens him harm, throw shit, tip shit over, only to realize he was only asking for ID cuz u were using a credit card

 

[Dupac]

that awkward feeling when you get caught pissing in public

 

[Kat]

That awkward moment when your school teacher asks you to stand and read an excerpt of a book when u got a rock on from the slut of your year rubbing your dick in class...... Its all about the belt tuck.

Lowkey brag post.

How so? Getting rubbed off by a slut isn't bragging rights....

But I guess each to their own.

I was talking about the belt tuck trick.