That awkward moment when..............

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When you and your man are getting freaky in the car with the phone in between you unlocked. You accidentally dial someone and all you hear is "HELLO!! HELLO!!"...then you see the person the next day.
 
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J-GUTTA;3718570 said:
When your outside of a club or inside the club and chick is excited to see you even introduces you to her crew while all that time your wondering "How do I know this chick"

^I hate that shit,i think fat white bitches just do that shit and I dont even really kno 'em.
 
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when you wait on somebody to come out the bathroom

you hear the toilet flush and see the door open

and the person tries to shake your hand
 
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When you walk pass the chick(s) at work and you turn around to catch a glimpse of the ass...she turns around quickly and catches you....damn.
 
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HAF BAYKED;3718567 said:
you try to burn out on somebody and flood the gas tank....

you walk out on your girl and forget your wallet/phone/keys...

you grab your sack and the remote, then break your shit down, only to realize you dont have no cigars...

rotfl my fuckin bf did that shit before
"im still mad at you but i need you to open the door"
 
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This thread reminds me of this scene from the sopranos. The look on Tony's face is priceless

Skip to 1:41

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numbaz...80's baby;3721011 said:
Taking yo shawty to and from the abortion clinic

Mom Dukes walkin in on you watchin All Dat Azz 69

Everybody watchin and waitin on you to get done gettin yo haircut

Yo PO watchin you piss in a cup

yo that the worst........

But i got dreads now so i got with all that shit.
 
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When the white coworkers you work with refuses to name the Jay-Z and Kanye track and just call it "Paris"....go ahead use that N word so I can sock you in the jaw get sent to anger management and get time off with pay.
 
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#thatawkwardmoment when ya homeboy wife pokes you on FB

#thatawkwardmoment When you takin a piss and the toilet seat slams down

#thatawkwardmoment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus
 
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When you say to your girl...."hey remember when we was at such and such place and such and such happened".....then you remember that it wasn't your girl you did that shit w/...it was your "other" chick. Now your girl mean muggin' w/ that look like "Nigguh what!!!? So who is this other bitch??"
 
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..... when you reconnect with a big boooty chick you used to smash, yall make plans to meet

and THEN she tells you she's made the decision to "be celibate" for a while.

This happend to me Tuesday.
 
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American.Loo;3722128 said:
..... when you reconnect with a big boooty chick you used to smash, yall make plans to meet

and THEN she tells you she's made the decision to "be celibate" for a while.

This happend to me Tuesday.
Lmao......
 
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