That awkward moment when..............

[Bully_Pulpit]

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[SnapShot]

When you at the Pharmacy and you pick up a box of Durex (lil dick) condoms, head on over to the checkout and it's a bad bitch ringing you up.. and she gives you the lil smirk because now she know you aint working with nothing.. lol smh

*not speaking from experience, just seen it happen a lot*

 

[American.Loo]

Lmao......

Haute, the last time I smashed this girl was in April

We reconnected in November

She says she made a vow to be celibate til the end of the year (a month and a half away)

What kind of bird logic is this.

 

[PiffyHaze]

when someone tries to say a joke funny and it was unfunny.

when you bust your nut on a hoe and she still trying to cling on.

 

[SnapShot]

Haute, the last time I smashed this girl was in April

We reconnected in November

She says she made a vow to be celibate til the end of the year (a month and a half away)

What kind of bird logic is this.

Clear indicator u weren't on your shit during your last encounter.

LoL @ you for being so gullible.. or maybe your just in denial and your ego wont let you accept the harsh realities that you failed to satisfy her, hence why she's feeding u such bullshit now.. smh

 

[Craig Robinson]

Haute, the last time I smashed this girl was in April

We reconnected in November

She says she made a vow to be celibate til the end of the year (a month and a half away)

What kind of bird logic is this.

In other words, she caught a curable std and is waiting for it to clear up

 

[Plop Star]

a girl you fuck on the regular walks by holding hands with her boyfriend........sucka ass nigga

 

[American.Loo]

Clear indicator u weren't on your shit during your last encounter.

LoL @ you for being so gullible.. or maybe your just in denial and your ego wont let you accept the harsh realities that you failed to satisfy her, hence why she's feeding u such bullshit now.. smh

No. I'll smash again.

The real question is, do I have the patience.

 

[American.Loo]

In other words, she caught a curable std and is waiting for it to clear up

Yikes.

Now this sounds probable.

I need to get out this game while I still have a winning hand.

 

[SnapShot]

Yikes.

Now this sounds probable.

I need to get out this game while I still have a winning hand.

That Craig kid is your friend, im not, that's why i have no reason to spare your feelings. The fact is that they make condoms for issues such as STD's, she could have easily handed you one and made you go to town, but no...... she didn't.

You will soon see my words come to fruition when in the coming months she comes up with more excuses to spoon feed you.. just remember SnapShot told you so.

 

[dreadlock rasta]

...When you get hard in church and they call everyone up for alter call

 

[dirtyrodney]

The second you just finished rubbing one out and the porn still screaming all loud and shit

 

[Plop Star]

when you ask a bitch "what you havin? who got you pregnant?" just to find out they not, they just fat

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Hilarious thread

 

[Frank blanco]

you catch your parents having sex

your parents catch you having sex