That awkward moment when..............

[lamontbdc]

what's awkward about a bitch in line buying a pregnancy test

 

[Plop Star]

what's awkward about a bitch in line buying a pregnancy test

doop you ever hollered at a bitch with a pregnancy test in her hand

 

[nex gin]

...........when you take the unopened Plan B box back to the store for a refund

 

[laroc]

the bad bitch in front of you in the line at the store is buying pregnancy tests

you go over your girlfriends house for the first time to realize you fucked her roommate

when taking a shit and realizing you ran out of toilet paper.........

Say to the bad bitch, I got that if I can come inside

Don't say shit and see if you can get that 3some in action

Depends on where I'm at, if I'm at the crib just jump in the shower. Out in public grab some paper towel and try to be gentle.

 

[usmarin3]

When the condom pops and you get in a few strokes

When you drank too much and it's time to get at attention for the girl you've been dreaming of fucking for a while

When you take a dump in a bathroom that doesn't flushes

 

[haute]

when someone farts at work and everybody pretends that they don't smell that putrid shit

 

[Paul Hate.]

the bad bitch in front of you in the line at the store is buying pregnancy tests

you go over your girlfriends house for the first time to realize you fucked her roommate

when taking a shit and realizing you ran out of toilet paper.........

^lol,happened to me...

The bad bitch situation I would hollad anyways..you know shes fucking...just use the sheild..

 

[dalyricalbandit]

that moment u walk out the bathroom after blowing it up and there's people either waiting to go in or looking at you

 

[HafBayked]

you try to burn out on somebody and flood the gas tank....

you walk out on your girl and forget your wallet/phone/keys...

you grab your sack and the remote, then break your shit down, only to realize you dont have no cigars...

 

[J-GUTTA]

When your outside of a club or inside the club and chick is excited to see you even introduces you to her crew while all that time your wondering "How do I know this chick"

 

[HafBayked]

you keep hittin that light switch in the bathroom, knowing your shit got turned off yesterday....

somebody ask to use that disconnected ass cell phone u been holding for a time piece....

 

[king hassan]

When your outside of a club or inside the club and chick is excited to see you even introduces you to her crew while all that time your wondering "How do I know this chick"

Man that shit happened to me over the summer @ the Silver Room block party. Chick said my name and evrything, hugged me and I could'nt for the life of me figure out who she was, that Vodka a muthafucka lol

 

[Plop Star]

when you overhear a personal conversation, then when they look at you, you gotta play like you aint hear shit

 

[J-GUTTA]

Man that shit happened to me over the summer @ the Silver Room block party. Chick said my name and evrything, hugged me and I could'nt for the life of me figure out who she was, that Vodka a muthafucka lol

*what up Kang

The worst or best depending how you look at it is when you've slept with them......I had a chick say "you better not forget who I am" All I could say was Come on yo"

 

[Black Boy King]

when Sandusky made that long pause when asked if he was attracted to little boys in his NBC interview

 

[king hassan]

*what up Kang

The worst or best depending how you look at it is when you've slept with them......I had a chick say "you better not forget who I am" All I could say was Come on yo"

*dapz* I know right. But I finally figured it out who she was. She a tall chick with curly hair and green eyes, and I got her confused with this other tall chick with curly hair and grey eyes. I be fucking up out here sometimes when I'm full of that oil

 

[king hassan]

I work with nothing but women *only man in office post* and its always akward for them when I come out the office and they come out the bathroom at the same time after they dun funked it up. I just say "you wash yo hands"!

 

[Frank blanco]

you touch a chicks tits or ass by accident whos not your girl

i buss a nut and think damn im not into you so much anymore how am i gonna get outta this one

 

[dalyricalbandit]

you touch a chicks tits or ass by accident whos not your girl

i buss a nut and think damn im not into you so much anymore how am i gonna get outta this one

................

 

[opiie562]

that moment u walk out the bathroom after blowing it up and there's people either waiting to go in or looking at you

this has happened too many times......