Strip clubs. Are they ya "thing" ?

[deadeye]

every time i go i cant shake the fact these hoes jus want ya money.

Newsflash... no matter where you go, this will be the case. It ain't just the strip clubs.

 

[EmM HoLLa.]

So I'm the only one admitting that's my thing...

It's wild a lot of straight women enjoy the strip club.. In a lot of cases more than men do.. I've gone on dates to the strip club and had a ball.

 

[The Prodigalson]

Naw Ion really go and if I do go I normally hit the pool table while my folks spend up their money.

 

[deadeye]

Haven't intentionally been in a titty bar since... '97 or so. Last time I went it just felt odd. I dated strippers left and right from 91 through 95 and trying to get them to give up the digits and go out was like a sport. Almost married the last stripper I dated (that's the broad that tried to stick me with a baby I talked about in that "Broke" thread). She pretty much fucked up going to titty bars for me.

I stayed cool with a lot of strippers though. I saw how dancing could really fuck up a chick's future if it was ever discovered 'cause one of my girls was featured on HBO's Real Sex when they did a spot on The Black Orchid in Detroit. She was the chick going to college to be a teacher and she did ultimately get her degree. She stopped dancing, worked her way up to being the director of a day care center and then HBO re-ran the episode she was in around the spring or summer of 2000 and some of the parents saw it. She was fired the next day. A chick I dated back in '92 also worked at the Orchid at the same time, but when she heard HBO was shooting she refused to come in 'cause she didn't want anyone to find out she was shakin titties. She graduated U of M with a law degree and was working as a paralegal for some law firm north of Detroit while studying to pass the bar. If she had danced that night, chances are she prolly would have been fired the next day as well.

Headed to HBOGO now.

 

[konceptjones]

So I'm the only one admitting that's my thing...

one more reason you're so loved on here.

 

[deadeye]

Haven't intentionally been in a titty bar since... '97 or so. Last time I went it just felt odd. I dated strippers left and right from 91 through 95 and trying to get them to give up the digits and go out was like a sport. Almost married the last stripper I dated (that's the broad that tried to stick me with a baby I talked about in that "Broke" thread). She pretty much fucked up going to titty bars for me.

HBO re-ran the episode she was in around the spring or summer of 2000 and some of the parents saw it. She was fired the next day.

Headed to HBOGO now.

lol @ the parents judging her for being a stripper.......yet, the parents don't have a problem watching strippers on HBO.

People who live in glass houses I suppose.

 

[deadeye]

me & my nigga @deadeye would set that muthafucca off

@HarlemThumzUp

 

[geechee slim]

In college they were rare. So i did spend big bank at the strip club. Sold all my books and spent $200+ on a hoe named Drama.

They skin be so dry tho. There was this one black stripper bitch wit blonde hair, pubes included! Slid my finger by the pussy and she said they use sugar or something to keep it tight.

 

[aneed123]

another reason strip clubs never have been "my thing" is because in va, the "strippers" aren't allowed to get butt ass naked so whats the fucking point. they can barely go topless.

so what exactly are niggas paying for? ive seen niggas toss up money in there like the women are bustin it open. i be so confused.

In ATL they get naked ....u can touch... if you got a mouthpiece and don't come at them like a trick u can fuck

 

[konceptjones]

strip club fo suckas.........i used to be one but then again not really cuz when i went to them i was on a budget of $10 so i would get a drink $5 gone already then da other $5 fo da hoe on stage

them hoes neva seemed to ask me if i wanted a lap dance, i think dey knew i was broke ass nigga. I dont go anymore doe last time i was at one was maybe 5 yrs ago.

The one I started out going to was a Deja Vu over near campus. Me and my boy would be up in there every week with a strict $25 a piece budget. $10 to get in, $10 for a lapdance, $5 for drinks. Deja Vu is fully nude and in Michigan that means no alcohol is served so the only drinks they had was pop. Buy one, nurse it for an hour, then buy another one and bounce when it's done (no alcohol also means 18 years old to get in). The only time we ever broke that budget was birthdays and tax season.

 

[Sandinista]

another reason strip clubs never have been "my thing" is because in va, the "strippers" aren't allowed to get butt ass naked so whats the fucking point. they can barely go topless.

so what exactly are niggas paying for? ive seen niggas toss up money in there like the women are bustin it open. i be so confused.

Where in VA did you go to? I grew up in Southwest VA (Roanoke / Blacksburg /Redford area) and while they wouldn't take their bottoms off them bitches always slid those panties to the side so pussies were still on display.

I loved it. It felt like the girl next door giving you a peek. The fact that they were small town strippers and you'd see them out and about during the daylight made the whole thing "less professional" and hotter in my opinion so much so that when I finally made it to an all nude strip joint something felt missing.

 

[i ro ny]

another reason strip clubs never have been "my thing" is because in va, the "strippers" aren't allowed to get butt ass naked so whats the fucking point. they can barely go topless.

so what exactly are niggas paying for? ive seen niggas toss up money in there like the women are bustin it open. i be so confused.

Where in VA did you go to? I grew up in Southwest VA (Roanoke / Blacksburg /Redford area) and while they wouldn't take their bottoms off them bitches always slid those panties to the side so pussies were still on display.

I loved it. It felt like the girl next door giving you a peek. The fact that they were small town strippers and you'd see them out and about during the daylight made the whole thing "less professional" and hotter in my opinion so much so that when I finally made it to an all nude strip joint something felt missing.

Hampton Roads and in Richmond.

never got butt ass.

 

[kzzl]

Trips me out how NY be having the fat girl clubs and ive never seen one in Louisiana. We like the most eatiness state and shit.

I prefer hoes to only want my money. Ill hit one up if i feel like it, but i aint been in a while. What i would like is other ethnicities to get down with the bathhouse game, asian women aint really my thing. And some local fat girl joints as i mentioned before.

 

[Sandinista]

another reason strip clubs never have been "my thing" is because in va, the "strippers" aren't allowed to get butt ass naked so whats the fucking point. they can barely go topless.

so what exactly are niggas paying for? ive seen niggas toss up money in there like the women are bustin it open. i be so confused.

Where in VA did you go to? I grew up in Southwest VA (Roanoke / Blacksburg /Redford area) and while they wouldn't take their bottoms off them bitches always slid those panties to the side so pussies were still on display.

I loved it. It felt like the girl next door giving you a peek. The fact that they were small town strippers and you'd see them out and about during the daylight made the whole thing "less professional" and hotter in my opinion so much so that when I finally made it to an all nude strip joint something felt missing.

Hampton Roads and in Richmond.

never got butt ass.

Word. That's a Navy town too what the fuck...that shit's downright Un-American. If anyone deserves to see some completely naked bitches is our boys in uniform.

 

[Max.]

I dated a stripper

wait for it...

Theres always that one friend that thinks the stripper wants to willingly(spell that wrong?) fuck em

Lmao

But i smashed n never paid a dime tho..i pulled her on facebook

 

[caddo man]

another reason strip clubs never have been "my thing" is because in va, the "strippers" aren't allowed to get butt ass naked so whats the fucking point. they can barely go topless.

so what exactly are niggas paying for? ive seen niggas toss up money in there like the women are bustin it open. i be so confused.

Where in VA did you go to? I grew up in Southwest VA (Roanoke / Blacksburg /Redford area) and while they wouldn't take their bottoms off them bitches always slid those panties to the side so pussies were still on display.

I loved it. It felt like the girl next door giving you a peek. The fact that they were small town strippers and you'd see them out and about during the daylight made the whole thing "less professional" and hotter in my opinion so much so that when I finally made it to an all nude strip joint something felt missing.

Hampton Roads and in Richmond.

never got butt ass.

Word. That's a Navy town too what the fuck...that shit's downright Un-American. If anyone deserves to see some completely naked bitches is our boys in uniform.

I remember it was a spot called the cheetah that had nothing but navy broad shaking ass in there. Bitch would get off work from defending 'merica. Then go pop that ass for a nigga.

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

Onyx fucking sucks. Dallas Cabaret >>>>>

 

[dwade206]

strip club fo suckas.........i used to be one but then again not really cuz when i went to them i was on a budget of $10 so i would get a drink $5 gone already then da other $5 fo da hoe on stage

them hoes neva seemed to ask me if i wanted a lap dance, i think dey knew i was broke ass nigga. I dont go anymore doe last time i was at one was maybe 5 yrs ago.

Lmao, 10 dollars?!? Niiiiiiiiiiiggaaaaaaa. Only drink you could've had was either a soda or a bottle of water. But yeah, strip clubs are a waste of time and money.

 

[Juttythe3rd]

Every 2 months...

 

[32DaysOfInfiniti]

Going to the strip club alright, specially if you go on a day thats not busy (Weekends it be like standing room, wack shit)... Theres always atleast 3-4 chicks worth getting a dance from and some of them really go in with their performance, I rarely spend more than 50 total.

If I'm gonna go out and get a drink, I dont mind it being at a strip club, I love naked bitches bruh