Stereotypes:Pickup Basketball

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The I don't speak a lick or understand English short Mexican Guy who can telepathically read your thoughts and always be at the perfect spot to receive your pass, drive to the lane and get clobbered and still get the bucket
 
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The dude that only shoots from his favorite spot on the court; nigga will have a wide open layup and run to the corner to shoot a 3

I played with 1 dude in my life like that and I've lived and played ball in 3 different states in numerous cities.

Shit was more frustrating than a nigga that don't pass.

I fucking hate that guy. Right side corner 3 was his spot.
 
The Old Man/head with serious basketball game that you think aint about shit and he gives work especially to new cats to the court.
 
High Energy Guy who cant play but damn it he goes 200mph all game goes for every rebound, dives for every looseball and plays full court/ tight ass defense as if its game 7..
 
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ya'll better start making these nigs show proof of insurance when ya'll play

these dude dont have no regard for you having to go to work on monday. They play every possession like its game point. nah b

then, me and @knock_twice used to run with some cats we went to high school with plus some other cats

well one day, i didnt go, but KT called me and said one of them niggas had a seizure while playing

i never went back
 
i will never forget the time these dudes hooped 1 on 1 for $100 because of how it started -- we were running 5s and we started talking shit and we beat their ass -- we run the shit back and dudes on the other team started arguing among themselves -- shit go on for like 10+ minutes -- that shit keeps going and my dog says 'damn im beating niggas asses so bad they want to play each other'

its funny cause the dude that sparked ALL of this with a terrible pass was there with his girl

now he was playing 1 on 1 for $100

and he ended up losing

so he sent his girl to the bank (he aint have no cash on him)
 
stringer bell;9159372 said:
stringer bell;6222328 said:
The Jordan Stan/Brand Nigga: This nigga idolizes Jordan lil too much.. All his stuff he wears has to be Jordan brand from his shirt to his shorts and shoes.. When gets on the court he'll even imitate his mannerisms.. He try shot his jump shot like Jordan.. After he hits a tough jumper he'll shrug his shoulders like Jordan.. He try palm the ball with one hand like Jordan.. Even though his to small and he up turnover the ball.. and lookin real stupid in the process...
https://twitter.com/Scott_CEOofSUH/status/750360237626974208

aint seen post defense like this since rick mahorn retired

dude tried that weak baseline backdown dribble and he put a stop to that quickly
 
stringer bell;9159372 said:
stringer bell;6222328 said:
The Jordan Stan/Brand Nigga: This nigga idolizes Jordan lil too much.. All his stuff he wears has to be Jordan brand from his shirt to his shorts and shoes.. When gets on the court he'll even imitate his mannerisms.. He try shot his jump shot like Jordan.. After he hits a tough jumper he'll shrug his shoulders like Jordan.. He try palm the ball with one hand like Jordan.. Even though his to small and he up turnover the ball.. and lookin real stupid in the process...
https://twitter.com/Scott_CEOofSUH/status/750360237626974208

Lmao
 
Funny thread. I don't even play pick up ball anymore I just shoot and dribble on my own. Too many sorry niggas and arguing about BS. If the sorry niggas would just play and let the game flow I would play with them but that average 5-9pm crowd is ass.

I try to find the crème and play with them or just wait for a legit league where I get credit for being fouled all the time. 70% of dudes that think they nice can't play at all.

How do you know if you suck?

If you prefer to play outdoors.

If you prefer to play with a Wilson ball rather than a Spalding and can't handle a Molten.

If you argue about a BS call for more than 10 secs.

If any of that applies to you then congratulations you now know that you suck.

 
Bcotton5;9184773 said:
stringer bell;9159372 said:
stringer bell;6222328 said:
The Jordan Stan/Brand Nigga: This nigga idolizes Jordan lil too much.. All his stuff he wears has to be Jordan brand from his shirt to his shorts and shoes.. When gets on the court he'll even imitate his mannerisms.. He try shot his jump shot like Jordan.. After he hits a tough jumper he'll shrug his shoulders like Jordan.. He try palm the ball with one hand like Jordan.. Even though his to small and he up turnover the ball.. and lookin real stupid in the process...
https://twitter.com/Scott_CEOofSUH/status/750360237626974208

Lmao

So we are going ignore the dude hooping in Marvin the Martian gear?
 
stringer bell;9159372 said:
stringer bell;6222328 said:
The Jordan Stan/Brand Nigga: This nigga idolizes Jordan lil too much.. All his stuff he wears has to be Jordan brand from his shirt to his shorts and shoes.. When gets on the court he'll even imitate his mannerisms.. He try shot his jump shot like Jordan.. After he hits a tough jumper he'll shrug his shoulders like Jordan.. He try palm the ball with one hand like Jordan.. Even though his to small and he up turnover the ball.. and lookin real stupid in the process...
https://twitter.com/Scott_CEOofSUH/status/750360237626974208

"Let's go MJ!" Lol
 

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