Stereotypes:Pickup Basketball

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Man im 5'7 wit a post game id kill to be 6'5 lls i can understand mixin it up wit perimeter shootin nd slashin to da basket but if u got a size advantage use dat shit in da post u ain't gotta be olajuwon down there but turnaround jumpers wit ya high release shouldn't be too much to ask lls
 
Ain't nothin more annoying than a midget tellin a tall nigga what they'd do with their height

"Maaaan, if I was 6' whatever, I'd be playing D1 or in the league bruh, real shit." Nah, you'd just be a sorry ass tall nigga
 
WhoisDonG???;6223328 said:
Bro if u know the game so much u also know the game is all about matchups and advantages if u 6-5 and the dude guarding u 5-11. I expect u to play to your advantages in the game. That's inside most times... I'm not the most skilled but I do whatever requires to win I'm 5-9 my natural position is point but I know I'm not a point guard in most games I'm more a wing slasher that can play bigger then I am. My whole point if u got game u got game.. U can't expect your 5 foot nothing teammates to try to rebound and post while u play the perimeter. That's like Wilt Chamberlain saying fuck it I can play outside when clearly the advantage inside.I notice most taller dudes are soft these days and they hate contact. That's why most tall dudes drift to the perimeter. Skills are skills.. But u cant teach size!!!

I'm 6'2. If I had a 5'7 dude trying to guard me I would simply rise above him and shoot over him, since he has no chance of defending my shot. If the shot isn't there, I'll ISO and drive to the cup. When I get close enough, I'll jump over/into him and lay in it.

Basically what I'm saying is, there are many different ways to take advantage of matchups. Posting up doesn't work too well a lot of times because dude's double all the time, or defenders like to (hard) foul in the post and front like that's acceptable defense. Nah bruh you just fouled the fuck outta me and you're getting the same treatment when you're on O.

Plus like I said earlier, my guard skills far outclass my post game.

Conclusion: Let the man play his game. You don't have to run a standard offense. A lot of times we run 5 on the outside. Or 4 on the outside, one in the paint. The offense you run should be molded towards the skill of the players on the floor.
 
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ill play wherever i got to, im a guard but my dad taught me to play in the post when i was young so i aint ever had a problem with it.
 
All Im saying if u tall as fuck why not play down low and get easy buckets. Shit if u got a in between game I'm fine with that. But to not even exploit a match up advantage is poor basketball IQ..
 
shout out to the sidekick nigga

he dont even play but he on the sideline hyping up his boys and talking shit during the game

nigga would even get on the court to replay a slick move one of his boys did to embarrass you

 
I'm 6'4" and growing up I was taller than everyone I played against, in rec league, city, and through jr. high; so the coaching staff put me at Center just because of my height. That shit stunted my ball handling ability until my uncle took me to the side and worked with me on dribbling drills in case I stopped growing. I basically stopped growing in the 8th grade.

when I got to high school, same thing with the coaches putting me in the paint, so i was basically one of the tallest kats in school, so I played the 4-5; tallest player was about 6'7". i had the ability to play the paint, block shots, box out and grab boards, but was never put in the position to use my handling. I played with too many black holes to showcase my full range. My uncles wanted me to transfer out of the school during the season when they saw the coaches weren't shit. No schools was looking at a slightly built, 6'4" center, and never will.

So all that I've learned, the ability to play the paint, take you off the dribble, and I worked on my long range game as I got older are incorporated into my gym/streetball game. And I got a mean long range game, on some prime Gilbert Arenas level. I may be 6'4", 240 lbs (working on that), but I'll do what I have to do to stay on the court.
 
I dont care if you're 6'10. If you can't score on the double team and pass out the post when you get doubled I'm not giving it to you. Fucking bum
 
marc123;6216744 said:
props for this thread.

when saw the title i didnt think it would be bout shit. but some solid jokes in this muthafucka lol

@marc123 On the real I kind of figured a couple dudes would drop some stories then it would just die down...but then again it's way too many sports heads up in here to NOT have some stories to share...

 
O.G.VETERAN;6210477 said:
That sweaty ass patrick ewing nigga that always plays with no shirt.

Bruh I despise playing against those slimes....

It's like rubbing up against a human spit ball...what be killing me is when it's the malnutrition niggas that be sweating so much...
 
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stringer bell;6222328 said:
The Constant Yeller/Carlos Boozer/Meek Mill Nigga: Before the game starts he is already yellin "GET YOU FACES ON NIGGA".. When the ball is about to be checked "COME ON,CHECK THAT".. when he gets a rebound "GIMME THAT SHIT" "THAT SHITS MINE NIGGA" "I GOT THAT SHIT".. When somebody else on he gets a rebound "YOU GOT THAT SHIT" "GET THAT SHIT" "DON'T LET HIM GET THAT SHIT".. When he gets a basket "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" "THAT'S GROWN MAN BALL NIGGA".. when he gets a block "GET THAT SHIT ALL THEY THE FUCK OUTTA HERE" "THAT'S ALL BALL"

The injury risk/I got to seat this one out nigga: You hope when go the gym this nigga doesn't show up.. Or isn't there.. Because its only a matter of time.. before this soft ass nigga gets "hurt".. He could be going for a loose ball and somehow throw out his shoulder.. He gets his shot blocked and manages to separate his shoulder.. He goes up for rebound and will magically injury his foot/ankle.. When he gets fouled hard going to basket.. He acts like he having seizure ground.. He always comes down with some kind of flu.. especially when he team is losing...

The best basketball player in your hood/I should've been All Star in NBA/ I would've been best player college basketball delusional nigga: This nigga is respect in your hood as best basketball player in area.. Any who goes one on one with usually loses badly to him.. But this nigga ego is out of the world.. If anybody asks why isn't in Association.. since he so good.. And give different crazy answer.. "I should be in the NBA right now.. But they switch up the draft rules on a nigga.. I ready to come straight out of High School" "But I know I could be All Star in NBA cause in AAU.. I dropped like 50 going against Kevin Durant".. If ask him if ever got any chances to go play college ball.. "I went on recruiting trip down to Duke.. Coach K told me best HS basketball player seen since Lebron.. but i went around campus and saw that the bitches down there were too ugly" "I got some many offers I lost count.. I but I to busy move this bricks.. I was like fuck it"...

The Jordan Stan/Brand Nigga: This nigga idolizes Jordan lil too much.. All his stuff he wears has to be Jordan brand from his shirt to his shorts and shoes.. When gets on the court he'll even imitate his mannerisms.. He try shot his jump shot like Jordan.. After he hits a tough jumper he'll shrug his shoulders like Jordan.. He try palm the ball with one hand like Jordan.. Even though his to small and he up turnover the ball.. and lookin real stupid in the process...

The Wannabe Dunk Champ: This nigga loves to dunk.. He could be wide open for three.. Instead he'll wait til a defender runs a him so he can get by him.. and slash to basket and dunk.. He loves try and posterize niggas during games.. He gets mad when niggas don't throw him alley oops on fast breaks and when cuts to basket.. Have this nigga on your team can hurt you.. because this nigga will try to do stupid shit like try dunk over three people standing in lane.. and he'll try crazy dunks he can't do.. Like a 360 in between legs type shit.. He doesn't give a shit team wins as long as he gets his 10 to 15 in the game...

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Smdh @ this thread. Got me talking about basketball at work. Imo, if you're playing pick up ball and you're the tallest person out there, you need to be in the paint at least on D. ESPECIALLY if you're a college player. Unless you basically went through life with shitty coaches/mentors/parents/role models, you know enough post moves to score on regular dudes who are shorter than you. But if you're tall and actually hit those 3s, I won't say shit. I'll keep feeding you. 
 
suzyscrew;6235430 said:
Smdh @ this thread. Got me talking about basketball at work. Imo, if you're playing pick up ball and you're the tallest person out there, you need to be in the paint at least on D. ESPECIALLY if you're a college player. Unless you basically went through life with shitty coaches/mentors/parents/role models, you know enough post moves to score on regular dudes who are shorter than you. But if you're tall and actually hit those 3s, I won't say shit. I'll keep feeding you. 

Now what if the person he's guarding a perimeter player and only shoot jumpers?
 
stringer bell;6222328 said:
The Jordan Stan/Brand Nigga: This nigga idolizes Jordan lil too much.. All his stuff he wears has to be Jordan brand from his shirt to his shorts and shoes.. When gets on the court he'll even imitate his mannerisms.. He try shot his jump shot like Jordan.. After he hits a tough jumper he'll shrug his shoulders like Jordan.. He try palm the ball with one hand like Jordan.. Even though his to small and he up turnover the ball.. and lookin real stupid in the process...
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