Spinoff: Ok so you're in prison, you get a tip that 3 ni99as plan to rape you at 9pm

[Will Munny]

I'd charm them into changing their minds.

no really I'd come up with a plan to join or be useful to the Brand and hope they protect me.

 

[Darius]

take it like a man and keep it professional

nohomo....

 

[goat334]

C/S...all you gotta do is walk up to the CO and tell them you're gonna kill yourself...Instant Iso

Thanks for the How to Survive in prison Tip

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

I'd kill my cellmate first.

Then yell out "Ay! CO!!!"

When he got there, i'd be standing over my cellmate, eating his body.

Then i'd look at the CO and say

"Look like the plans OFF, doesnt it?"

You've really thought this out, haven't you?

 

[American Loo VII 3D]

havent you niggas read The 48 Laws of Power?

a bold action must be met with an even BOLDER action

kill the cellmate, wear his face as a mask and yell through your cell

"I WILL NOT BE RAPED! I WILL NOT BE RAPED!"

 

[ItzGravitation]

nohomo....

fuck you and whatever you stand for dude

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

havent you niggas read The 48 Laws of Power?

a bold action must be met with an even BOLDER action

kill the cellmate, wear his face as a mask and yell through your cell

"I WILL NOT BE RAPED! I WILL NOT BE RAPED!"

Understood...

But you've really thought this out huh?

Plan on going in?

 

[American Loo VII 3D]

fuck you and whatever you stand for dude

Oh wait. this guy is bi, i think.

so how would you handle it, seriously.

 

[haute]

damn you gay or something?

nope straight

which is why I'm perplexed as to why anyone would think of such a scenario

 

[BackByDEMANDisCHINK]

Thanks for the How to Survive in prison Tip

You're welcome Cause these niggas in here talkin reckless.."I'mma kill him den I'mma..." aint gone do shit but get raped!!! LOL..sorry but its the truth. I've seen the biggest taken down and having his ass virginity taken. Take the easy way out. You wont be any less of a man if you go cryin for some help...you'll be less of a man for gettin that ass split open tho.

 

[Maalik]

would never happen. been planned out my jail sentence if I ever had to go.

* no showers

* no toilets, just shittin on myself

* pretending like im retarded

* not just fighting niggas, Im biting niggas. Once I rip a nigga eyes out his sockets or chew someones nose down to the bone, Im pretty sure niggas would stop fucking with the smelly shit ass nigga.

* I'd be howlin all night in my cell, singing Elvis & DMX, reciting lines from the Annie Play

* I'd carve "Dont fuck with me, Im crazzzzzyyy" into my chest with a meat cleaver & wear shit colored muscle shirts

real talk lmao

 

[ItzGravitation]

Oh wait. this guy is bi, i think.

so how would you handle it, seriously.

i would try and go to iso or fight for my life

i aint tryna get busted open and get my asshole sewn back together

shit aint cool dude

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

you're welcome cause these niggas in here talkin reckless.."i'mma kill him den i'mma..." aint gone do shit but get raped!!! Lol..sorry but its the truth. I've seen the biggest taken down and having his ass virginity taken. Take the easy way out. You wont be any less of a man if you go cryin for some help...you'll be less of a man for gettin that ass split open tho.

lmao !!!

 

[American Loo VII 3D]

would never happen. been planned out my jail sentence if I ever had to go.

* no showers

* no toilets, just shittin on myself

* pretending like im retarded

* not just fighting niggas, Im biting niggas. Once I rip a nigga eyes out his sockets or chew someones nose down to the bone, Im pretty sure niggas would stop fucking with the smelly shit ass nigga.

* I'd be howlin all night in my cell, singing Elvis & DMX, reciting lines from the Annie Play

* I'd carve "Dont fuck with me, Im crazzzzzyyy" into my chest with a meat cleaver & wear shit colored muscle shirts

real talk lmao

hardened prisoners know these tricks. you aint doing nothing knew nigga

they gonna drag your ass to the shower, clean u up and get to work

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

would never happen. been planned out my jail sentence if I ever had to go.

* no showers

* no toilets, just shittin on myself

* pretending like im retarded

* not just fighting niggas, Im biting niggas. Once I rip a nigga eyes out his sockets or chew someones nose down to the bone, Im pretty sure niggas would stop fucking with the smelly shit ass nigga.

* I'd be howlin all night in my cell, singing Elvis & DMX, reciting lines from the Annie Play

* I'd carve "Dont fuck with me, Im crazzzzzyyy" into my chest with a meat cleaver & wear shit colored muscle shirts

real talk lmao

LMAO!!! All them shits got me in tears... You's a fool!

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

hardened prisoners know these tricks. you aint doing nothing knew nigga

they gonna drag your ass to the shower, clean u up and get to work

Real talk .

 

[Maalik]

havent you niggas read The 48 Laws of Power?

a bold action must be met with an even BOLDER action

kill the cellmate, wear his face as a mask and yell through your cell

"I WILL NOT BE RAPED! I WILL NOT BE RAPED!"

Exactly. niggas aint built for this shit. Im a good citizen but, If I ever had to go to Jail on some crazy ass situation, Im going straight on some Hannibal Lecter shit. Walking up to the biggest nigga I see & just stab him straight in the neck & wear his neck skin as a scarf

 

[BackByDEMANDisCHINK]

would never happen. been planned out my jail sentence if I ever had to go.

* no showers

* no toilets, just shittin on myself

* pretending like im retarded

* not just fighting niggas, Im biting niggas. Once I rip a nigga eyes out his sockets or chew someones nose down to the bone, Im pretty sure niggas would stop fucking with the smelly shit ass nigga.

* I'd be howlin all night in my cell, singing Elvis & DMX, reciting lines from the Annie Play

* I'd carve "Dont fuck with me, Im crazzzzzyyy" into my chest with a meat cleaver & wear shit colored muscle shirts

real talk lmao

The funniest shit I've seen alll day!!!!!!

 

[American Loo VII 3D]

Exactly. niggas aint built for this shit. Im a good citizen but, If I ever had to go to Jail on some crazy ass situation, Im going straight on some Hannibal Lecter shit. Walking up to the biggest nigga I see & just stab him straight in the neck & wear his neck skin as a scarf

exactly fam. you have to let the most evil, animalistic side of you out. the same goes for war.

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

The funniest shit I've seen alll day!!!!!!

What up Chinky Baby?!

That shit is mad funny!

Just peeped the sgi, you out after tomorrow? No more IC?