So some girl came to my place last night...

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Wait hold up! Isn't that pic an IC poster?

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Or I should say FORMER poster.

 

[Aristo_V300]

So do these broads just be showin' up uninvited?

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

Not only r u fucking with trannys but white bitches though!?!? Wtf

lol..She's not white...she's some type of Asian...I've hit two white hoes...I'm kinda proud of that relatively low amount...Especially given current trends

 

[Dr.Chemix]

That was one cool ass story bro

How long it took for you to come up with this horseshit?

You don't believe me?...I could show you the picture of the girl with the tattoo if you want...

Spoiler

That's the clown who didn't wanna leave...and NH at the name of the pic...she's sent it to me...Oh and another thing...as I was downstairs talkin' to my housemate...This ho' had the cheek to go on my Mac...start up Photo Booth and start takin' pictures...the fuck?

yo hoes are wack... no diss.

Oh for real...This ho is dead meat...that grade F quality...Them ones that are barely legal to sale...I've been though some nice girls too, though...

blah blah blah... post them pics or forever hold your piece.

That was one cool ass story bro

How long it took for you to come up with this horseshit?

You don't believe me?...I could show you the picture of the girl with the tattoo if you want...

Spoiler

That's the clown who didn't wanna leave...and NH at the name of the pic...she's sent it to me...Oh and another thing...as I was downstairs talkin' to my housemate...This ho' had the cheek to go on my Mac...start up Photo Booth and start takin' pictures...the fuck?

yo hoes are wack... no diss.

lol...damn somebody didn't get no dick today yo...or haven't had any in while

Nigga, I got inhouse dick... what are you talking about?!

lol yea ok...that rubber shit you keep in the drawer don't count...and if it is a nigga, he's deaf dumb and blind

Wait hold up! Isn't that pic an IC poster?

exposure?

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

That was one cool ass story bro

How long it took for you to come up with this horseshit?

You don't believe me?...I could show you the picture of the girl with the tattoo if you want...

Spoiler

That's the clown who didn't wanna leave...and NH at the name of the pic...she's sent it to me...Oh and another thing...as I was downstairs talkin' to my housemate...This ho' had the cheek to go on my Mac...start up Photo Booth and start takin' pictures...the fuck?

yo hoes are wack... no diss.

Oh for real...This ho is dead meat...that grade F quality...Them ones that are barely legal to sale...I've been though some nice girls too, though...

blah blah blah... post them pics or forever hold your piece.

That was one cool ass story bro

How long it took for you to come up with this horseshit?

You don't believe me?...I could show you the picture of the girl with the tattoo if you want...

Spoiler

That's the clown who didn't wanna leave...and NH at the name of the pic...she's sent it to me...Oh and another thing...as I was downstairs talkin' to my housemate...This ho' had the cheek to go on my Mac...start up Photo Booth and start takin' pictures...the fuck?

yo hoes are wack... no diss.

lol...damn somebody didn't get no dick today yo...or haven't had any in while

Nigga, I got inhouse dick... what are you talking about?!

lol yea ok...that rubber shit you keep in the drawer don't count...and if it is a nigga, he's deaf dumb and blind

Wait hold up! Isn't that pic an IC poster?

exposure?

LOL...c'mon bruh is there any need?

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

bruh.............are you scared of her?

if not then don't make a thread about sliding a chick out your crib. tell her ass to kick rocks and not walk around your shit like she pay rent.

She left at 1.30...had to catch a coach to go back to uni..

Havin' a lil party here on Saturday...a few of the hoes I beat are gonna be there...I didn't wanna invite them...but my cousin said he could bring more hoes than I could...Hopefully it doesn't get awkward...Coz the girl I'm feelin' is gna be there too

 

[silverfoxx]

I can relate to the girdle part of your story

.

 

[Purr]

I only wear spanx

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word. Fuck a wack ass no boning corset.

girdles tie in the back... not the front... the front is considered a corset

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

bruh.............are you scared of her?

if not then don't make a thread about sliding a chick out your crib. tell her ass to kick rocks and not walk around your shit like she pay rent.

She left at 1.30...had to catch a coach to go back to uni..

Havin' a lil party here on Saturday...a few of the hoes I beat are gonna be there...I didn't wanna invite them...but my cousin said he could bring more hoes than I could...Hopefully it doesn't get awkward...Coz the girl I'm feelin' is gna be there too

Akward????

Lol you one of those nice guy negroes huh? The chicks you beat knew or know what it was so never sweat that shit. Just walk thru your party speak to eevryone of them then focus on the main chick.

Bruh I'll be a lil butterfly...all over the house...Then when the ho' I like walks in...Ight...I'll keep my cool...but I'll probably spend most the night talkin' shit with her...My main fear is that some ho will think its a good idea to 'claim' me...Like just walk up to me and kiss me in front of everyone...

 

[edwardnigma]

LOL ahhhh man, I gottta boy just like you, I envy ya'll niggas. I can't just hit anything.....but that gets you more pussy and some fnny ass stories lol.

Don't change man, you will get such a variety of women it will be unbelievble, plus u got your own spot.

Enjoyyaself, keep doing you, and tell some more stories.

My boy be having me dying w/ the stories he come with, buthe don'tgive a fuck.

 

[Cinco]

Fat hairy bad hygiene hoes. Nigga step your game up

 

[In Your Moms Room]

Did you let her know about herself? Did you tell her next time she is in your presence she needs to be looking right?

 

[In Your Moms Room]

I went to papa johns earlier and the lady that rung me up had a mustache. It was disturbing but i couldn't look away.

 

[Dr.Chemix]

lol @ fuckin deaf hoes

 

[deadeye]

She's proper comfy around my house...Woke up in the mornin'...ho's downstairs, makin' a cuppa...Just knows where everything is..

It appears as though you're in a relationship and don't realize it.

 

[Cabana_Da_Don]

That´s why I stopped fucking hoes....

 

[BoldChild]

I'd be temped to grab their armpit hair and pull it during sex.

Then I'll just look at them with a smirk.

That'll show em.

 

[Dr.Chemix]

That´s why I stopped fucking hoes....

lol quit playin mayne...you can't be serious

 

[Darkcrusader3.0]

Sounds like you need to find a new place to meet women, and raise your standards.

cosign TS is messing with subpar women